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The Wit vs. The Dwarf | House M.D Funny Moment

  • Am 26 Sep 2022 veröffentlicht
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  • Yayy Desuu
    Yayy Desuu Vor 2 Monate +40640

    Their characters r so compatible haha
    i think we can even see house enjoying himself when talking to her in this episode.

    • Yoan Isaac
      Yoan Isaac Vor 4 Tage

      What episode?

    • ADHeroD
      ADHeroD Vor 29 Tage

      I'm shocked he didnt want her number he was really into that XD

    • Mr. Cauliflower
      Mr. Cauliflower Vor Monat

      @Lord Darnley House is always an ass


      I KNOW! I wanted her to come back.

      SHINIGAMI Vor 2 Monate

      @Jedimasta Yoda LMAO

  • Ali Hijazi
    Ali Hijazi Vor 2 Monate +7138

    Mom: "Are you high?"
    House: "Higher than you!"
    Absolutely sends me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • thull21
    thull21 Vor 2 Monate +5012

    He had more sexual tension in one episode with the momma than he had in the entire series with cutty.

    • Jericho Joe
      Jericho Joe Vor 5 Stunden +1

      Funny thing is shortly thereafter when he started the sexual innuendos; she seemed to be digging it 🤣 the question is did they WRITE her character to dig it or did she ACTUALLY want to go for a spin 🤷.

    • IamVantrell
      IamVantrell Vor Tag

      Wanna go for a spin?

    • Aruna Soundarya
      Aruna Soundarya Vor 10 Tage

      Gosh finally !! So I was not the only one !! They really had good connection and her comebacks were good too

    • Silly Face
      Silly Face Vor 13 Tage

      ​@Tif Nina Fred @tifninafred8213 lmao What are you babbling on about? What do dwarves and dragons have anything to do with House?
      Are you calling him a troll because he called house a freak? the joke went right over your tiny little head... you may be missi g brain cells😂

      ARE THEY REALLY HERE? Vor 13 Tage +4

      @Tif Nina Fred Um why are you calling me a troll? Do you not understand what a joke is?

  • Soldier4USA2005
    Soldier4USA2005 Vor 2 Monate +714

    The end of this scene is great, as she keeps firing back at House and you see a smile of respect come over his face.

    • Soldier4USA2005
      Soldier4USA2005 Vor Monat +7

      @ScioNiXx Either way, it's pretty cool.

    • ScioNiXx
      ScioNiXx Vor Monat +6

      No that’s attraction lol

  • Esoteric Jay
    Esoteric Jay Vor 2 Monate +488

    It's hilarious when he flirts with her.. he asks how her ex and her did it bc he was average size and she said mainly I sit and he spins me.. lolz... Then a few mins later he asks her.. "wanna go for a spin" 😂😂😂😂 love House.. great character..

    • muzikgurl10
      muzikgurl10 Vor Tag +1

      We’ve all seen the short lmao. We’re all rolling the same shorts 😂

    • Olwethu Yase
      Olwethu Yase Vor 3 Tage +1


  • Luckless Nico👌
    Luckless Nico👌 Vor 3 Tage

    nice to look back and see House has aged so well, better than i remember really.

  • 대박
    대박 Vor 2 Stunden

    "What flavour of dwarf are you guys?" oh my god 🤣

  • Lady Libra 84
    Lady Libra 84 Vor Tag

    He went right in on them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Rene Wenn
    Rene Wenn Vor Tag

    Love this woman in McGyver ! Excellent actress .

  • mr Gopnik
    mr Gopnik Vor 2 Monate +7836

    Never ask:
    -a woman her age
    -a man his salary
    -dr House if he can make a pun out of something

    • Justin Johnson
      Justin Johnson Vor 23 Tage

      Fun fact: when a man guesses a woman’s age we usually take 5-10 years off what we think you are. You never look younger than you are. Makeup ages the skin.

    • ReP TV
      ReP TV Vor Monat

      So i cam ask a woman her height and her weight?

    • Goran Kellett
      Goran Kellett Vor Monat

      Always ask a women her age it's absolutely fine

    • Alex
      Alex Vor Monat

      Chances are we as men will find a pun for everythin!

    • Nathan Diefenbach
      Nathan Diefenbach Vor Monat

      Also, never ask the Swiss where their gold came from.

  • certified_dre
    certified_dre Vor 2 Monate +610

    “Someone mistake you for a piñata?”
    That one there was a violation

    • Bacon__ SteezBurger©
      Bacon__ SteezBurger© Vor 2 Monate +3

      @TomK. it’s a meme, it’s a bar from a UK drill song

    • TomK.
      TomK. Vor 2 Monate +1

      Which was the point.

    • Zeke: Determined Jolteon
      Zeke: Determined Jolteon Vor 2 Monate +6

      Piñatas are often depicted as Donkeys so this just reminds me of Despicable Me 1 when Gru says "Tiene un cara como un burro!" or that they have a Donkey Face.

  • Mr. Thunda Motha⚡Trucka

    I have got to watch this freaking show. This guy is my spirit human. Hell I might even make a reaction video

  • BlueCanine
    BlueCanine Vor 2 Monate +369

    People saying that should should have been a love interest. We all know she would have gotten back at him when they woulda got down and dirty with "Guess I'm not the only small one here" cracks at him

  • Trotterhorse Watson Jr.

    I love the woman the doctor was trying to insult!....She is an awesome actress!

  • G4mmaLotus
    G4mmaLotus Vor 2 Monate +55

    I wish we saw more of her, their interactions feel so genuine and fun

  • Bailee Danielle
    Bailee Danielle Vor 3 Stunden

    The girl on the table was my camp counselor!!!

  • MrFixitman75
    MrFixitman75 Vor 3 Tage

    I like to think of myself as Houses personal hero

  • PatricksLeftNut
    PatricksLeftNut Vor 2 Monate +51

    I love the actor who plays the mom, she was also in some episodes of NCIS and she absolutely killed her part 😊

    • Rosemary Calogero
      Rosemary Calogero Vor 20 Tage

      Het husband was a great actor but he unfortunately took his own life.

    • PatricksLeftNut
      PatricksLeftNut Vor Monat

      @ShashaUSMC Fr 😂 I love Abby too she’s my fav

    • dravya1
      dravya1 Vor Monat +2

      I’ve seen her in many series, always steals any scene she’s in.

    • Tifa
      Tifa Vor Monat

      @Hyena, L.K. yes she is.

    • Norm Turner
      Norm Turner Vor Monat +3

      Huge story arc in Boston Legal.

  • TheLumbyy
    TheLumbyy Vor 2 Monate +30434

    Everyone thinks he’s hating til him and the mom start hitting on each other later. Too bad they don’t show that. No half measures.

    • Uncle Joe
      Uncle Joe Vor 4 Tage

      She looks like a fun fk, nice and tight too!

    • WingedHussar43
      WingedHussar43 Vor 21 Tag

      No half measures Waltuh!

    • Dayton Davis
      Dayton Davis Vor 29 Tage

      No more half measures waltuh

    • TheLumbyy
      TheLumbyy Vor Monat

      @Deadpool yea he knocks her attitude down a peg or two

    • Deadpool
      Deadpool Vor Monat

      Wait they throw hands??

  • Santa’s  Mocha
    Santa’s Mocha Vor 2 Monate +2

    😂oh love Dr House!
    He says things we wouldn’t dare 😂

  • Robert Parker
    Robert Parker Vor 2 Monate +1

    Never a dull moment on House. Cool approach to dealing with interesting medical problems.

  • Benny
    Benny Vor 2 Monate +16

    The dwarf mom was great in this episode being able to fire back at House lol.

  • Clapaus Clarken
    Clapaus Clarken Vor Monat

    This was one of my favorite episodes! From the jokes to the twist that she’s not actually a dwarf. It was great.

  • badbiker666
    badbiker666 Vor 2 Monate +1543

    I remember this episode. I thought they should have made the mom a regular character because her attitude was on par with House. Maybe even a love interest. I would have loved seeing her week after week!

    • I Adam
      I Adam Vor 2 Monate

      @TangoEchoDelta name please

    • mom2chris1mike2
      mom2chris1mike2 Vor 2 Monate


    • Kal Hilton
      Kal Hilton Vor 2 Monate +1

      @tymills22 I can only imagine

    • tymills22
      tymills22 Vor 2 Monate +3

      @Kal Hilton it must of been upsetting not being able to get him down by herself

    • TangoEchoDelta
      TangoEchoDelta Vor 2 Monate

      @DubtronixDigital S3E10

  • Tracy Rucker-Boykin

    I hated the direction this show went in the end. I loved House.. fortunately my doctor acts just like him

  • Silverkingx2
    Silverkingx2 Vor 24 Tage

    honestly loved this ep, very memorable for the fun bits, and also the very real line of "how strong do you want her to need to be"

  • StuMacher’78
    StuMacher’78 Vor Monat +56

    “I don’t wanna be insensitive” 😂

  • badassbiker1974
    badassbiker1974 Vor 2 Monate

    I love House, his sense of humour knows no bounds!

  • Timothy Gaunichaux
    Timothy Gaunichaux Vor 2 Monate +14026

    Bro just saves his job by genuinely making his boss like like a child while proceeding to act like said child..........fucking genius this guy😂😂😂😂

    • lulu111_the_cool
      lulu111_the_cool Vor Monat

      @Rex Ruther the first like should be a look.

    • Bobby Bobstar
      Bobby Bobstar Vor Monat

      @LilLee420 my girlfriend works with mentally challenged people, so I've picked a few things up over the months.

    • LilLee420
      LilLee420 Vor Monat

      @Bobby Bobstar how could you understand what this fool meant??

    • Bobby Bobstar
      Bobby Bobstar Vor 2 Monate +1

      @Timothy Gaunichaux sounds like a them problem 🤷‍♂️

    • Timothy Gaunichaux
      Timothy Gaunichaux Vor 2 Monate +1

      @Bobby Bobstar your literally the first and only person to understand my sentence in the comments. Everyone else couldn't decipher the gibberish. Guess they didn't watch the show. You'd think itd be common sense what I said but it turns out it's not and I'm fine with that.

  • ja'mie louise king 💋
    ja'mie louise king 💋 Vor 10 Tage +5

    i thought the mom was sitting down and didn’t realize she was short 💀

  • Cathy Worland
    Cathy Worland Vor 2 Monate +1

    I have watched House so many times and still can't get enough of him.

  • Michiah Ethington
    Michiah Ethington Vor 8 Tage

    I know the ultimate reason why, but how is it nobody's ever fired him?

  • Kastro Alpha
    Kastro Alpha Vor 2 Tage

    That momma is just fine, innit?

  • SkullivanVR
    SkullivanVR Vor 2 Monate +16

    “Yes, but I don’t want to be insensitive”

  • Veronica Styles 💚💛

    I love the fact he was trying not to laugh at his own joke after saying tiny moment😂

  • MIHMediaInc
    MIHMediaInc Vor 2 Monate +2

    "She's got a bit of a short fuse" killed it there. 🤣🤣🤣

  • saby8765
    saby8765 Vor 2 Monate +44

    Then House proceeded to literally cat call the mom for a 'spin'

  • Lt. Smeg88
    Lt. Smeg88 Vor 2 Monate +1891

    And that's when doctor house fulfilled his dwarf fetish...

    • JEMA
      JEMA Vor 3 Tage

      My dwarf fetish comes from imagining their kids

    • Emma Queen
      Emma Queen Vor Monat

      ​​@The real_Battle Beast theres a french x movie called "Blanches Fesses et les sept mains" wich mean "White cheeks and the seven hands" and is a pun made from the french name of this movie. So... yeah, theres that...

    • The real_Battle Beast
      The real_Battle Beast Vor 2 Monate +1

      @Robin all jokes aside, go see that movie. The first one with Arnold(not the remake)

    • Robin
      Robin Vor 2 Monate

      @The real_Battle Beast I haven't seen total recall lol

    • The real_Battle Beast
      The real_Battle Beast Vor 2 Monate +3

      @Robin don’t lie. Ever since Total recall every little boy wanted Dwarfs and 3 Tited Women

  • The Generalissimo
    The Generalissimo Vor 2 Monate

    Love it when house can go back and forth with a patient.

  • Joseph Perreault
    Joseph Perreault Vor Monat +1

    😂 he’s so Whimsically talented as a comedian

  • Anjy Masmil
    Anjy Masmil Vor 2 Monate +1

    Loved this episode 😂😂😂

  • BlazeL’s1989
    BlazeL’s1989 Vor 2 Monate

    I literally just watched this episode like two days ago lol. I started a rewatch of the entire series, as it’s been a while since I’ve watched it all. Still such a great show, and Hugh Laurie was just fantastic in the role. I remember watching the series premiere on like actual tv haha. Haven’t watched like normal tv in so long.

  • Oneluv
    Oneluv Vor 2 Monate +7587

    Flavor Dwarf, house is crazy..I must admit the mom is witty too.."The elf jokes this time of the year"..

    • E-Hawk
      E-Hawk Vor 2 Monate


    • Shane Perreault
      Shane Perreault Vor 2 Monate

      Daughters like “mom wtf you know the elf jokes are like daggers” 🗡

    • John Baker
      John Baker Vor 2 Monate

      It’s not witty the entire dialogue was pre written

    • Arron Benit
      Arron Benit Vor 2 Monate +2

      @Cole Joyce if you think thats funny, you really should reevaluate your humor. Thats sad, not funny.

    • Cole Joyce
      Cole Joyce Vor 2 Monate +4

      @Hotel Hopper It’s still funny regardless and it’s obvious she’s saying that as a sort of comeback.

  • SuperLordQ
    SuperLordQ Vor 2 Monate

    I honestly love their banter lol

  • Pomarańczowa Szarlotka

    "What flavor of dwarfs are you?" made me laugh

  • D H
    D H Vor 16 Tage

    This was one of my favorite shows of all time!

  • Cold Charlie
    Cold Charlie Vor Monat +1

    This made me wanna watch house again. Loved that show. Best medical show ever.

  • Kyleigh Norton
    Kyleigh Norton Vor Monat

    I would love house as a doctor tbh he makes everything better 😂

  • Kay Pandey
    Kay Pandey Vor 2 Monate

    I am in LOVE with this mom. How quick wit is she. AND she can take a joke like a champ. Clapping back with equal might.

  • Deisharn Apoua
    Deisharn Apoua Vor 2 Monate +1

    I like how she didn’t blow a fuse she was definitely upset but controlled her temper something that can very difficult for people.

  • dlopez560
    dlopez560 Vor 2 Monate

    This show was my peace after work. Chalk full of these interactions. Lol

  • Randy Marsh is Lorde
    Randy Marsh is Lorde Vor 2 Monate +339

    It's truly awesome how they damn near wind up hooking up by the end of this episode (house and the attractive yet tiny lady I mean), and REALLY shows House's closest equivalent to a "kind side" and how he thinks

    • jedimastercaeli
      jedimastercaeli Vor 2 Monate +4

      @Ryan Smith Season : 3 Episode 10. Merry Little Christmas

    • Ryan Smith
      Ryan Smith Vor 2 Monate +1

      Which episode is this?

    • Joey Tomato
      Joey Tomato Vor 2 Monate +13

      She definitely gave him "that" look.
      I was pulling for him!

  • Frank W
    Frank W Vor 2 Monate +6

    "Wanna go for a spin?"
    I loved this episode

    • Umang Thusoo
      Umang Thusoo Vor 8 Tage

      haha agreed.. that was such an amazing line. and the look momma gives him you can see she is thinking about it 😂

    • Moaaz Moustafa
      Moaaz Moustafa Vor Monat

      which ep is this pls ?! gotta watch it

  • Poseidon7240
    Poseidon7240 Vor 2 Monate +1

    It feels like he's been waiting to drop these jokes for years 😭

  • Mason Catalone
    Mason Catalone Vor 2 Monate

    The whole episode was hilarious!

  • Wolfguard 1
    Wolfguard 1 Vor 2 Monate

    One of my most favorite scenes of this series.

  • saifullah abdou
    saifullah abdou Vor Monat

    I like how he insulted them twice immediately after entering tiny moments small favor

  • CallMeWolf
    CallMeWolf Vor 2 Monate

    This is such a good episode 😂

  • King Maelstrom the Esoteric

    "Yes. But I don't want to be insensitive." Best line.

  • DanceySteve
    DanceySteve Vor 2 Monate

    I like how everyone just bursts into examination rooms in these House shorts

  • Erica Miller
    Erica Miller Vor 11 Stunden

    He would be soooooooo fired in 2022

  • Mitchell Castillo
    Mitchell Castillo Vor 2 Monate

    This episode was all over the place with awkward emotional combat!

  • Rhonda Edwards
    Rhonda Edwards Vor 2 Monate

    Love Hugh Laurie...especially when he's playing jazz on the piano and singing!

  • ChocoNutsClips
    ChocoNutsClips Vor 2 Monate

    meredith eaton is one of my favorite little actors. there’s a lot that are awesome but she’s a top tier actor

  • Adam Bushman
    Adam Bushman Vor 2 Monate +9080

    I didn't even notice they were little

    • Marlene Gold
      Marlene Gold Vor 11 Stunden

      @Arturo Solis
      Insufficient dietary protein… (meat)

    • Grcy Lou
      Grcy Lou Vor Monat +1

      ​@Arturo Solis also here in the Philippines, 5'0 is pretty normal.

    • Schrodinger's Wanted Poster
      Schrodinger's Wanted Poster Vor Monat

      I thought the woman in the middle was a young girl at first, he said "woah" and I was like 🤨

    • Oracle
      Oracle Vor Monat

      Bad camera work

    • ang
      ang Vor Monat

      @Arturo Solis be fr I know damn well that is an over exaggeration and huge generalization.

  • Chris Tulsie
    Chris Tulsie Vor 2 Monate

    when they still made this whenever I watched an episode I couldn't believe that this man is British his American accent is perfect I remember watching a behind the scenes after it ended the creators said in his entire 8 year run of House not once did Hugh laurie ever slip and revealed his English accent.

  • Kevin Carson
    Kevin Carson Vor Monat

    Absolutely love every episode of House

  • Duly Noted
    Duly Noted Vor 2 Monate

    Back when we could actually have sarcastic comedy! So miss “House”!!!

  • Jason Cash
    Jason Cash Vor 2 Monate +9

    "Someone told me laughter is the best medicine. So maybe go ahead and laugh sometime before i run out of material." - Dr. House MD, probably.

  • Stephanie Oni
    Stephanie Oni Vor 2 Monate +66

    "She's got a bit of a shhhort fuse 👀"
    Bahhhhhhhh 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
    Omgggggg House is my favorite

  • joajoa
    joajoa Vor Monat +1

    "wanna go for a spin?" :) i love how this relationship develops :)

  • Big NACL
    Big NACL Vor 2 Monate +1

    she meant it when she said delightful, she enjoys his refreshing nonchalance in not ignoring the fact that they're dwarfs

  • Grace Hathaway
    Grace Hathaway Vor Monat +1

    "What flavour dwarfs are you" got me dead💀💀💀💀

  • Brian Murphy
    Brian Murphy Vor 22 Tage +1

    The short fuse line sent me 😂

  • Laurie Plumley
    Laurie Plumley Vor 2 Monate

    This is one of my favorite episodes! The "spun me" joke was TOP NOTCH!

  • Viking Goddess
    Viking Goddess Vor Monat +2

    Their interplay this episode made it my favorite one.

  • BilgemasterBill
    BilgemasterBill Vor 2 Monate +8

    These shorts creeping into my feed makes me think it's been long enough since binge-watching 'House' that I'd likely enjoy it again.

    • Kent Howard
      Kent Howard Vor 2 Monate +1

      “These shorts (no pun intended)

  • disturbingly awkward penguin
    disturbingly awkward penguin Vor 2 Monate +5277

    I'm conflicted. This is awful, but it's funny. Do I laugh or dislike, that is the question.
    Edit: I laughed
    Second edit: you guys. It was a joke. I wasn't actually sitting there pondering what to do, i just laughed. Are you happy now?
    Third Edit: OMG I WAS JOKING CALM DOWN. I don't need to be lectured, thanks for your concern though.
    Fourth Edit: @-]Na[-NoMaD told me to stop feeding the trolls. I realize they're right, and I apologize for my behavior. I should've considered that you might be dehydrated as well. Would you like Coke, Pepsi, OJ, or water?

    • Meredith Gregory
      Meredith Gregory Vor Monat

      It's all good. You were funny, just ignore the idiot trolls, no one likes them anyway.

    • Zetizahara
      Zetizahara Vor Monat

      House works because the joke isn't at the expense of the person he's insulting, we're really laughing at his audacity at being an ass to people.

    • Hugo Vasquez
      Hugo Vasquez Vor Monat

      Little hint
      Ignore the comments, at least for this video.
      Trust me this will continue forever, unless the video gets taken down

    • -]Na[-NoMaD
      -]Na[-NoMaD Vor Monat

      Edit 4 : Don't feed the trolls.

    • disturbingly awkward penguin
      disturbingly awkward penguin Vor Monat

      @salt…69 lol funny to me how the people telling me to take a joke waved goodbye to this one going over their heads

  • Patty Marlow
    Patty Marlow Vor 2 Monate

    Still my favorite tv show years later

  • darryl jackson
    darryl jackson Vor Monat

    I gotta watch this show again I forgot how funny he was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Asher
    Asher Vor Monat


  • Sally Kauth
    Sally Kauth Vor Monat +4

    The screen writers have a lot of fun writing for "House."

  • ghost313
    ghost313 Vor 14 Stunden

    The mother was a turn on . Like Gaadamn

  • Just Saying
    Just Saying Vor 2 Monate

    Ah, the "good ol days"...
    Back when humor was a thing...

  • Darrian Weathington
    Darrian Weathington Vor 2 Monate +8

    I feel like He made these jokes himself since he's a actual comedian

  • Guest Gamers
    Guest Gamers Vor Monat


  • Jake Andes
    Jake Andes Vor 2 Monate +303


    • QueenBlue4Ever
      QueenBlue4Ever Vor Monat

      Oh my God! Me too!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • helovesoatmeal
      helovesoatmeal Vor 2 Monate +1

      I thought she was kneeling down in the beginning D:

    • ImaCocoNgati
      ImaCocoNgati Vor 2 Monate

      On my face 👀

    • SuicideBunny6
      SuicideBunny6 Vor 2 Monate +6

      MEE TOOO! I didn’t even notice until I read yours 😅

  • American Exile
    American Exile Vor 2 Monate

    You know you miss him.
    They could of easily took the show to space.
    I would of happily watched

  • Azriel Johnson
    Azriel Johnson Vor Monat +1

    The mom is one of those side characters I wish had become a regular.

  • Darrell
    Darrell Vor 4 Tage +2

    Why so short 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • LOCAL 38 ON-TV
    LOCAL 38 ON-TV Vor 2 Monate +5

    One of the few times someone’s wit matched houses

  • Jona Nichols
    Jona Nichols Vor 2 Monate

    Doc too funny 😂😂

  • Mellow
    Mellow Vor 2 Monate

    I want him as my doctor😂😂😂

  • Link
    Link Vor 2 Monate +1

    It was me 2 rewatches to realize the short woman was standing. 😂

  • Alexander Kuptsov
    Alexander Kuptsov Vor 2 Monate

    One of the best dialogs on the show.

  • John Lewis
    John Lewis Vor 2 Monate

    This show was so awesome. It was my sense of humor and my disdain for stupidity made into a TV show. LoL

  • FeedTheMonkey
    FeedTheMonkey Vor Monat +4

    That kind of humor unthinkable just a couple of years later ...

  • Juggernaut
    Juggernaut Vor 2 Monate

    “Don’t worry I’ll be firing him soon”
    The only time house is getting fired is when he got to Retire 😂 the hospital would collapse on itself without him

  • Gerard James
    Gerard James Vor 2 Monate

    They played off each other like they're old friends. Great chemistry and she's just as spicy on Mcguyver

  • Jes Elizabeth
    Jes Elizabeth Vor 2 Monate +86

    "Wanna go for a spin?" 😂

    • DarshanDev
      DarshanDev Vor 2 Monate +3

      Ah I was waiting for that one

    • yunggrinda12
      yunggrinda12 Vor 2 Monate +7