Crushingly Funny Rejection Letters

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  • Am 27 Sep 2017 veröffentlicht
  • While we all get rejected in life sometimes, these people make it so much more entertaining that its almost worth the pain. Here are some of the funniest rejection letters, some of which I guarantee will have your sides splitting. Narrated by Cowbelly.
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  • Cowbelly
    Cowbelly  Vor year +3716

    im going to get over my irrational fear of butter pecan

    butter pecan
    thank you

    • James Horton
      James Horton Vor Monat

      This may be the greatest video ever uploaded to DEclips. I have genuinely not laughed so hard at a video for a couple of years.

    • ahmataevo
      ahmataevo Vor 6 Monate

      Don't you dare shadowban me you skank ho

    • Eric Heiner
      Eric Heiner Vor 7 Monate

      You're welcome...

    • Lily is an egg
      Lily is an egg Vor 7 Monate

      Crap!
      Out
      With
      Bitches,
      Eggs,
      Lol
      Lemons
      *Y E E T*

    • Redpanda 26
      Redpanda 26 Vor 11 Monate

      Graham The Christian, heck

  • Baby Goat
    Baby Goat Vor 18 Tage

    The Harvard one tho...

  • Elisheva
    Elisheva Vor 18 Tage

    I need more!!!😂

  • izzomctorro
    izzomctorro Vor 25 Tage

    Half of these are just fake

  • Gabi Murray
    Gabi Murray Vor Monat

    Geez these professional businesses have no sense of humor

  • Cian McCabe
    Cian McCabe Vor Monat

    "Both myself and my assistant are considering legal action against you for wasting our valuable time with your relentless tripe" amazing.

  • Hipples
    Hipples Vor Monat

    2:00 it’s the 4 year anniversary of this

  • Forbes Hutton
    Forbes Hutton Vor Monat

    "my dick" LOL!

  • PA Sucks
    PA Sucks Vor Monat

    freakin robovoice >.

  • Blind dude Gameing
    Blind dude Gameing Vor Monat

    Who says 40 minutes of animal noises is not fire that’s pretty much today’s rap music

  • UltraViolence Gaming

    I like that the Cash 4 Gold guy laminated his rejection letter

  • Salty Pumpkin
    Salty Pumpkin Vor Monat +1

    What kind of endless chocolate bar was on the resume that it SCARED them?

  • Muser4Life
    Muser4Life Vor Monat

    3:45 the rest of the letter was heartwarming awww

  • James Horton
    James Horton Vor Monat

    This may be the greatest video ever uploaded to DEclips. I have genuinely not laughed so hard at a video for a couple of years.

  • HisServant77
    HisServant77 Vor Monat

    Interesting that the Harvard rejection letter was for the class of 2019, and yet was date stamped for 2015 at the top...
    But hey, fake letters for internet lolz is popular I suppose.

  • Indigowaves2
    Indigowaves2 Vor Monat

    I know most of these are fake but it doesn't change the entertainment vaule.

  • Tower Monkey
    Tower Monkey Vor Monat

    I had to downvote this, so many responses to overly obvious idiotic trolls letters.

  • Adam Archer
    Adam Archer Vor Monat

    As it turns out, 7 minutes and 38 seconds is the amount of time a person can't breathe.

  • Google Inc.
    Google Inc. Vor Monat

    Funnay

  • KaiokenX500
    KaiokenX500 Vor Monat

    The Harvard one was legendary

  • HyperNovaX5
    HyperNovaX5 Vor Monat

    2:50: Still sounds like a better love story than Twilight.

  • C Porter
    C Porter Vor Monat

    please make a second

  • Spongepants Squarebob

    Why are most of these from the UK?

  • Spongepants Squarebob

    Why are most of these from the UK?

  • Samus Kerrigan
    Samus Kerrigan Vor 2 Monate

    only! erm I mean..first!

  • Prison Mike
    Prison Mike Vor 2 Monate

    3:59 I FUCKING DIED

  • Red Smith305
    Red Smith305 Vor 2 Monate

    2:37 how to get into college 101

  • Jamaican Gamer03
    Jamaican Gamer03 Vor 2 Monate +1

    Guys quick pretend i said something extremely funny

  • Mortar & Ivy
    Mortar & Ivy Vor 2 Monate

    Most fake dumb stuff

  • Casmodo Dragon
    Casmodo Dragon Vor 2 Monate

    I really want to know what kisses in January is about and why it is so bad that they were planning on taking legal action...

  • Jake Cooper
    Jake Cooper Vor 2 Monate

    None of these can be genuine..

  • Golf Papa 01
    Golf Papa 01 Vor 2 Monate +1

    Damn they really hit Admissions Director Clark with that well placed Mirror Force 1:52

  • Cat to the Moon
    Cat to the Moon Vor 2 Monate

    I’m supposed to get a rejection/acceptance letter from a school this weekend
    Now I’m stressed Lolol

  • The Gaming Legends
    The Gaming Legends Vor 2 Monate

    Can we start a random debate in the reply section? First person to reply chooses then we go at it. Legit for no reason

  • random riley
    random riley Vor 2 Monate

    0:42 this is my favorite

  • MinccinoLuna Playz
    MinccinoLuna Playz Vor 2 Monate

    7:10 subtitles

  • ThatKidFrost
    ThatKidFrost Vor 2 Monate

    Imagine having a high enough gpa and act for Harvard but not trying on the entry essay...

  • Over Analyze
    Over Analyze Vor 2 Monate

    have you ever received a hand written rejection letter from a girl? because I have

  • Paandaas
    Paandaas Vor 2 Monate

    The kid marine is pretty heart warming not gonna lie

  • sebastian ochenkowski
    sebastian ochenkowski Vor 2 Monate

    I'm crying!!!

  • Jitters2034
    Jitters2034 Vor 2 Monate

    Chief keef

  • Ashlynn Preston
    Ashlynn Preston Vor 2 Monate

    Now i wanna see that everlasting chocolate bar sketch

  • JustACasualUsername
    JustACasualUsername Vor 2 Monate

    Lol the subtitles

  • Joseph Douglas
    Joseph Douglas Vor 3 Monate

    Using a robot voice is fine if you've made an interesting script and just don't have confidence in your own voice. Reading things other people wrote is fine if you can find a way to make your reading unique and more enjoyable for the viewer than simply reading the text themselves. But when you combine the worst of both worlds, it makes me wonder, what's the point of this video? Are you just a curator for people who can't read?

  • Norway guy
    Norway guy Vor 3 Monate

    Oh yeah yeah

  • Aprilhippie
    Aprilhippie Vor 3 Monate

    Hilarious 🤣🤣

  • lerd herlix
    lerd herlix Vor 3 Monate

    okay i believe you

  • Ty Lito
    Ty Lito Vor 3 Monate

    That one said considering legal action. Smh

  • Ty Lito
    Ty Lito Vor 3 Monate

    Loudest silence

  • Unliveliness
    Unliveliness Vor 3 Monate +2

    The Harvard one actually killed me...

  • Brynn likes cats
    Brynn likes cats Vor 3 Monate

    1:52 but.. was his refusal refusal refused or accepted?

  • TS
    TS Vor 4 Monate

    Automatic downvote for computer voice.

  • I Tuurtley don't even care

    I get a lot of these reject emails for job applications, at least these guys got a reason for not getting them. I keep getting the same reason, we found a better candidate, feelsbadman.

  • Jade Howe
    Jade Howe Vor 5 Monate

    1:10 me when I'm doing my exams lol

  • Sgmd
    Sgmd Vor 5 Monate

    that harvard letter cracked me up

  • KevinShinwoo
    KevinShinwoo Vor 5 Monate

    The one about the photograph being "too yellow" made me laugh and cry at the same time.

  • Sister Sweet
    Sister Sweet Vor 5 Monate

    The marines one was so relatable

  • Valentina Harry
    Valentina Harry Vor 5 Monate

    Loved it
    What was the name of the song at the end though I liked it

  • Tepper
    Tepper Vor 5 Monate

    "Listen here you little slanks" 😂😂😂

  • Zilxo Nova
    Zilxo Nova Vor 5 Monate

    0:35 Harvard: bro you want a scholarship?

  • WPA Dark
    WPA Dark Vor 5 Monate

    did anyone else watch this video with a straight face? :/

  • Trench Aleksi
    Trench Aleksi Vor 5 Monate

    So did Ryan Din Anli get into UCLA?

  • DeAnn Young
    DeAnn Young Vor 5 Monate

    You must make more of these. They are hilarious. I am dying laughing.

  • Max Boi
    Max Boi Vor 5 Monate

    5:15 I would frame it too.

  • Lim Woon Seng
    Lim Woon Seng Vor 5 Monate

    Dear bad writer

  • Moon Soil
    Moon Soil Vor 5 Monate

    im going to get over my irrational fear of copying

    butter pecan

    thank you

  • ne mo
    ne mo Vor 6 Monate

    for all of your information, the UCLA kid got into UCLA two years later

  • CoffeeFruit
    CoffeeFruit Vor 6 Monate

    Are there more of these? I'd love to see more!

  • Wicked Amoeba
    Wicked Amoeba Vor 6 Monate

    Lol, that Harvard letter was amazing!

  • Bob Lob
    Bob Lob Vor 6 Monate

    That Harvard letter omg

  • Shiloh Walden
    Shiloh Walden Vor 6 Monate

    That's a euro man

  • maluorno
    maluorno Vor 6 Monate

    fake

  • Yodernote Boy
    Yodernote Boy Vor 6 Monate

    I think you meant "My *dingdong* was not an acceptable answer".

  • paige Dunn
    paige Dunn Vor 6 Monate

    I just got done reading the Harvard one like 30 minutes ago

  • quirkykid770
    quirkykid770 Vor 6 Monate

    butter pecan

  • Cheetahs r Cuul
    Cheetahs r Cuul Vor 6 Monate

    Lets see if we can recreate the guys letter to Harvard with only this comment and it’s replies:

    Listen her you little slanks

  • Fish Animations
    Fish Animations Vor 7 Monate

    Whoever applied for Harvard there was a legend.
    Edit: never mind they are all pretty legendary 😂

  • Tippy Magoo
    Tippy Magoo Vor 7 Monate

    "14. What do you like most in a woman?
    My dick"
    lmfao

  • Fleeblorp
    Fleeblorp Vor 7 Monate

    3:38 It actually gets rather inspirational after the underlined bit.

  • how dy
    how dy Vor 7 Monate +1

    Worlds loudest silence

  • Suicide_King
    Suicide_King Vor 7 Monate

    Cadbury egg applicant guy is a legend

  • Amzy Da ClickBaiter
    Amzy Da ClickBaiter Vor 7 Monate

    JESUS MARIE THERE NOT ROCKS....... THERE MINERALS

  • MetalBane
    MetalBane Vor 7 Monate

    2:31 i want to know what the answer was to thaat

  • GermanGamer7
    GermanGamer7 Vor 8 Monate

    Hi guys! Let's keep this comment section clean. It is God's will for us to be kind. Thanks for your attention! ✝😀

  • Carol k
    Carol k Vor 8 Monate

    MUCH BETTER ENDING

  • Infectious Sheep
    Infectious Sheep Vor 8 Monate

    I know we're gloecster is lmao

  • Riti Adrija NALUKURTI
    Riti Adrija NALUKURTI Vor 8 Monate

    I can't even

  • elijahpepe
    elijahpepe Vor 8 Monate

    I’m sorry, but this comment has been rejected.

  • Denise Schulze
    Denise Schulze Vor 8 Monate

    awwww, now i want a rejection letter from Harvard too.

  • Francisco Arellano
    Francisco Arellano Vor 8 Monate

    For the Harvard one it says at the top March 2015 but it’s for 2019 class?

  • E. R. E. Jones
    E. R. E. Jones Vor 8 Monate

    “And, quite frankly, scared us a little”. I laughed loudly at that.

  • UnicornZombie Slayer
    UnicornZombie Slayer Vor 8 Monate

    Yo who’s the last guy??? I wanna see his “internet projects” that scared them

  • Eric Rautio
    Eric Rautio Vor 8 Monate

    I love that the Cash4Gold letter is framed for some reason.

  • Monad Rymael
    Monad Rymael Vor 8 Monate

    "Your attached sketch of an 'everlasting chocolate bar' was unwarranted, absurd and quite frankly it scared us a little"
    I love showing giffs of that illusion to people and watching their stunned expressions as they try to processes what they're seeing xD

  • RapsodiaVerde
    RapsodiaVerde Vor 8 Monate

    Is it illegal to send rocks by mail?

  • Jeremy Greenidge
    Jeremy Greenidge Vor 8 Monate

    The Harvard and Cash4Gold ones were hilarious!

  • Kinetsie Varvenfloot
    Kinetsie Varvenfloot Vor 8 Monate

    Feral and preposterous.

  • Walter Engler
    Walter Engler Vor 8 Monate

    What, Skank Ho is not a compliment? Who knew … ROFLMAO ...

  • trevor shay
    trevor shay Vor 8 Monate

    damn molly u wild

  • Ezekiel Baskerville
    Ezekiel Baskerville Vor 9 Monate

    1:50-2:40
    A... rejection letter for the rejection?