Meanwhile in Texas | November 7, 2018 Act 3 | Full Frontal on TBS

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  • Sadly, Ted Cruz oozed out a victory against Beto O'Rourke last night, but the good news is Mike Rubens and Allana Harkin were there to witness it. Produced by Tyler G. Hall and Paul Myers with Adam Howard and Lauren Walker. Edited by Anthony Mascorro.
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  • I. Wynn Wynn
    I. Wynn Wynn Vor 2 Tage

    Rafael is a nicer name than ted Cruz

  • Natasha Ryan
    Natasha Ryan Vor 22 Tage

    the episcopal church shot is misleading - thats actually an incredibly liberal denomination just look it up

  • Mr. Ubiboy
    Mr. Ubiboy Vor Monat

    Ahhh... liberal tears in the morning, makes me so soothed

  • Mr. Ubiboy
    Mr. Ubiboy Vor Monat

    Sam Bee, her bee cult, her audience and every liberal on this channel is sideways. Beto O'Rourke wasn't Worthy to win a red State like Texas and Ted Cruz won so HA!!
    Beto, please go back to California or New York or wherever your libtard nation is

  • Mr. Ubiboy
    Mr. Ubiboy Vor 3 Monate

    Like roses, Texas is red
    Snowflake libs will cry since the winner in Ted
    They finally realize that O' Rooke's rules outside of liberal states is dead..
    So after that race, Nuff said

  • Mr. Ubiboy
    Mr. Ubiboy Vor 3 Monate

    Ted lives in reality, not fantasy like DeadO Rooke

  • Tô Diệp Khanh
    Tô Diệp Khanh Vor 3 Monate

    well, I feel like 2020 and the 2022 mid-terms will be more bitter than this.

  • Jeffrey Bull
    Jeffrey Bull Vor 3 Monate

    4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.

  • ilikebeatingwomen goatse

    whites need to stick together now more than ever because things are getting really tough for us. this woman is committing treason.

  • Mr. Ubiboy
    Mr. Ubiboy Vor 4 Monate

    Poor poor deluded Baroness Bee and her MeToo Sheeple can't beat Texas Warrior, Ted Cruz
    P.S. Lion Ted, not lyin (man, left liberals can't spell. Better improve you're spelling check libs) Ted Cruz is a providing creator, not a crying hater.

  • Jay Belin
    Jay Belin Vor 4 Monate

    Why isn't any talking about the voting machines in Texas that were turning Beto votes to Cruz? Was that fixed?

  • Richard Smart
    Richard Smart Vor 4 Monate

    Check-out the dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks window-licker at 3'00 - perhaps she is the best argument for retrospective abortion extant...

  • Chronic Pain Cockney
    Chronic Pain Cockney Vor 4 Monate

    “You’re just in Texas, hun” made me irrationally irritated and I’m not even American 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Ring0fSaturn
    Ring0fSaturn Vor 4 Monate

    Beto O'Rourke, Stacey Abrams, Andrew Gillum and so many others did win on many levels, despite voter suppression, gerrymandering and all the other dirty tricks the Republicans use. 100 women were elected into Congress. This is historic.

  • Gordon Adams
    Gordon Adams Vor 4 Monate

    Remember the high hopes for Wendy Davis? Yeah, me too. I crossed my fingers for Beto but the Davis campaign was always in the background.

  • Royane E Khalil
    Royane E Khalil Vor 4 Monate

    Texans need to evaluate themselves really quickly. You voted for a guy you don't even like? Seriously, have a little integrity. Beto was atleast something new rather than the same old mistake.

  • Horrornado
    Horrornado Vor 4 Monate

    "There was an "R" next to his name." That says it all.

  • BAckwards BrooklynNYC
    BAckwards BrooklynNYC Vor 4 Monate

    Watch a jew fights in brooklyn

  • BAckwards BrooklynNYC
    BAckwards BrooklynNYC Vor 4 Monate

    aholez

  • Ru Fus
    Ru Fus Vor 4 Monate +3

    A Canadian-born congressman, Ted Cruz, a politician despised even by his colleagues in the Senate, beat a guy who was born-and-bred in El Paso. Texas voted Canadian. Could the voters have mistakenly been thinking free healthcare, eliminating poverty, liveable wages, clean cities, and a sexy Prime Minister?

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 Vor 4 Monate

    Now, something you may begin to notice, most, but not all Trump supporters, start to use his talking points, and twitter rants almost verbatim.
    Notice his words have such anger an fear underneath.
    Which means his supporters don't have control over their own thought processes, but Trump surely does.
    This is especially true of online commenters.
    Now for conservatives who value their freedom of speech, it's odd to see them mimic him so quickly, easily and openly.
    Which means they have simply, easily, and unfortunately given up their autonomous thinking.
    Now they can say goodbye to their individual thoughts.
    Because Trump welcomes them to the Trumpian borg.
    Now they are the collective MAGA.
    Trump has grabbed them by their reptile brain an he ain't letting go until he is done using them. And using them up.
    Now as you stop and think you may start to understand why the idea, or the symbol of the border wall works so well for them, the fear and anger attached to it is a hot button, one he pushes to simply, easily and naturaly control them.
    Now Is this the kind of leader we want for our president in 2020?
    We deserve better.
    Beto2020

  • Tom Hendricks
    Tom Hendricks Vor 4 Monate

    Texas, Dallas, is home to the very progressive music and art revolution sweeping the country.
    Texas is a very diverse state, and in some ways more liberal than either coast.

  • Manny Ghotra
    Manny Ghotra Vor 4 Monate +1

    Americans have new found religions republic and democratic party. So it doesn't matter if the other "gods" are good they will follow their own "gods", even if they are evil and not worthy of their worship.

  • Ernesto Soriano
    Ernesto Soriano Vor 4 Monate

    When Alana said "Oh lucky." I DIED

  • Alexander Campbell
    Alexander Campbell Vor 4 Monate

    The Cuy at the end reminded me of the M. Emmet Walsh character in the Coen Brother's Blood Simple which took place in Texas

  • Tee Emm
    Tee Emm Vor 4 Monate

    That ultra conservative "whatever her name is" has the body language of a Trump-like predator.

  • Feardrinker
    Feardrinker Vor 4 Monate

    Texas: If you want to be your own nation, you have my blessing. The most Godly Holy Ghost blessing. Be free.

  • Theveganflower
    Theveganflower Vor 4 Monate

    Y'all are lucky that you get to leave after tgis segment. I live here 😭

  • Thomas O'Rilley
    Thomas O'Rilley Vor 4 Monate +1

    I voted for Beto, You kinda knew ted was going to win, but i see high hopes for the future in this state becoming a battleground state! Really dont like Cruz but are economy is booming and that was going to be really tough for Beto to win. Also If you live in California please dont move here there are bugs!

  • mrbriscoe2001
    mrbriscoe2001 Vor 4 Monate

    All the Sanctimony and Superiority from show business libs... Gotta feeling dems are going to lose the next presidential election too

  • Dorothy Mack
    Dorothy Mack Vor 4 Monate

    Alana Harkin is hysterical! I loved it when she walked into the Ted Cruz camp and struck his cardboard figure just sort of clandestinely. And when she hit the "trust Ted' button on that guy's chest with her microphone.

  • lunabranwen
    lunabranwen Vor 4 Monate

    All these old red neck white nationalists should be deported back to Europe. And watch them get discriminated for not being native born

  • Truth be Damned
    Truth be Damned Vor 4 Monate

    It's not that illegals are not important to our economy because they are. It's just that we wish we didn't have to see them. That would be an ideal situation. MAGA!

  • Neutron Pixie
    Neutron Pixie Vor 4 Monate

    There was a reason Cruz barely did any campaigning. The voting booths were rigged. If you picked Dem on a straight ticket, your ballot would switch from Beto to Cruz after you hit the Next button. When I noticed that it changed, I brought it up to the people working. Another person voting heard what I was saying and said hers had changed too. That's when we were both escorted off of the premises. I don't think the other woman even finished voting.

  • Chris
    Chris Vor 4 Monate

    Stupdity and Ignorance rules in many Texas homes. have a nice day

  • Henri Fournier
    Henri Fournier Vor 4 Monate

    I think Ted Cruz is extremely misunderstood. Fact is he’s one of the most honest people in politics today. He’s also crazy smart when it comes to constitutional law because of his clerkship on the Supreme Court and tenure as Solicitor General of Texas. He gets way more hate than he deserves

  • pukirocks
    pukirocks Vor 4 Monate

    sam so hawt

  • Alan Chamberlain
    Alan Chamberlain Vor 4 Monate

    The cognitive dissonance is painful.

  • tony montana
    tony montana Vor 4 Monate

    Cruz stole the elections that POS

  • Waggish Sagacity
    Waggish Sagacity Vor 4 Monate

    What if the Great State of Texas decided to do a TEXIT? --a huge sigh of relief. Right?

  • Eli Cab
    Eli Cab Vor 4 Monate

    Bernie 2020

  • MrFantocan
    MrFantocan Vor 4 Monate +1

    Face it Texas was stolen from Mexico, so the people there are double the trouble, if the point is one candidate is in favor of Mexico and the other is against they vote against!

  • Joe American
    Joe American Vor 4 Monate

    This is what a non-American looks and acts like.

  • katie boo
    katie boo Vor 4 Monate

    Anyone else getting a genuinely creepy vibe from the "Trust Ted" button guy?

  • Queen Ramble
    Queen Ramble Vor 4 Monate

    Please tell me the name lady was paid to say that. PLEASE. Dear lord please.

  • Randomness Rules
    Randomness Rules Vor 4 Monate

    What Pokémon has that guy seen?

  • Lauren T
    Lauren T Vor 4 Monate

    "When that old woman dies."
    Jesus people. At least act like you're the "moral majority" when you're out in public

  • earthminus10
    earthminus10 Vor 4 Monate

    Beto has been called Beto since he was a child I saw a picture when he was 1 or 2 years old with a shirt that said beto on it go look it up

  • Bunnymoon Events
    Bunnymoon Events Vor 4 Monate

    Cruz the Ooze.

  • PHTX
    PHTX Vor 4 Monate

    Why does this shock everyone? All polls have Ted Cruz having an advantage. Beto has a better chance of beating Ted in a presidential election than winning in Texas.

  • Josh Wilson
    Josh Wilson Vor 4 Monate +1

    Yeah you can't argue with crazy, and the GOP is good at spreading that around.

  • taherlokhandwala
    taherlokhandwala Vor 4 Monate

    2:20 the Chipotle in the background - 3/10 wouldn't recommend

  • entertain7us14
    entertain7us14 Vor 4 Monate

    this makes me really concerned about tribalism - if you looked at each man's policies, you'd undoubtedly favour Beto, and you even say that you hate Cruz, but because Ted's in the same club that you're in, all other decision-making logic flies out the window.

  • Jane Nonymous
    Jane Nonymous Vor 4 Monate

    I think Allana is a correspondent that is going to be worth keeping an eye on. She does good / funny work

  • Charllee Dodson
    Charllee Dodson Vor 4 Monate

    “Old woman up there dies on the Supreme Court” oh RBG ain’t going anywhere! She’s survived cancer twice and breaking ribs. She won’t let death stop her!

  • GrandPuBa05947
    GrandPuBa05947 Vor 4 Monate

    You could do this show on a free DEclips channel and demand TBS stop spending cable bill monies on 22 min of partisan dribble. Make fun of one another is American,making a Canadian spoof is a waste.

  • Men Bu Nigo
    Men Bu Nigo Vor 4 Monate

    “Hispanic kids raised my kids” im like then what’s the point of you having kids?

  • Uriel238
    Uriel238 Vor 4 Monate

    Not one mention of the voting machine irregularities? *This isn't journalism!*

  • kai !
    kai ! Vor 4 Monate

    Don't talk bad about pokémon like that

  • KizuRai
    KizuRai Vor 4 Monate

    Samantha, I love every one of your staff members.

  • Jeremy Couderc
    Jeremy Couderc Vor 4 Monate

    The correspondent is hilarious.

  • Yes I’m Blessed
    Yes I’m Blessed Vor 4 Monate

    OmGOSH cruz supporters are just horrible people!

  • Dale Boam
    Dale Boam Vor 4 Monate

    “I’ve had Hispanics work for me all my life...”. “They raised my kids...”. That is the most clueless white privilege self-unaware statement I’ve ever heard! And I’m from UTAH. This entire state is basically an art installation of Norman Rockwell’s Thanksgiving painting recreated entirely out of Wonder-bread. Mitt Romney came from somewhere, and it was here! Given those parameters that is still the whitest thing I’ve ever heard delude aloud!

  • Loosecannon787
    Loosecannon787 Vor 4 Monate

    Wow North americans are very very ignorants

  • panther moon
    panther moon Vor 4 Monate

    Yeah when I think of love for God, I think of these guys

  • Ashley underwood
    Ashley underwood Vor 4 Monate

    I wont EVER live in Texas... ugh

  • Cristina Ferrara
    Cristina Ferrara Vor 4 Monate

    Did anyone else see the ridiculous ad posted by CRTV that played before this video?

  • Tom Cat
    Tom Cat Vor 4 Monate

    There really is a solution for Cruz. FLUSH!!

  • M Jeep
    M Jeep Vor 4 Monate

    Texass outsourced their bravado to a Canadian born Cuban sophist carpetbagger that eats boogers and doesn't know the lesson of green eggs and ham.

  • Peter Danner
    Peter Danner Vor 4 Monate

    You would want to be utterly consumed with the desire to talk into a mic not to realize these folks were from a liberal comedy show and no matter what you said it was going to be edited and presented in a way that makes you look like a dipshit. You only had to watch the Daily show once in the past 15 years to immediately know you were being ridiculed.

  • AlashiaTuol
    AlashiaTuol Vor 4 Monate

    Texas.... *sigh*
    This is why you rank with Jersey, California, Florida, and Alabama in terms of easy jokes. But at this point it's just depressing.

  • Ned Thumberland
    Ned Thumberland Vor 4 Monate

    *The Texans who voted for Ted "Lying Ted" Cruz are shameless and ignorant.*

  • BCPR
    BCPR Vor 4 Monate

    Lady, Beto has been _repeatedly_ forthcoming about how he got his name, and that he's not from any sort of Hispanic ethnic background. _Nothing_ about it is a facade. It's _literally_ just what he has been called all of his life, by _everybody,_ and having to learn to respond to his legal name would be unnatural to him. He has _literally_ repeated the factual context of why "Beto" is his authentic name that he answers to over... and over... and oooooover...

  • Stargate2077
    Stargate2077 Vor 4 Monate

    Thank you Allana Harkin for calling out the self-proclaimed "Social Democrat" wearing the TRUS-TED button. You are doing good work in noting ongoing hypocrisy.

  • Jae Lynn
    Jae Lynn Vor 4 Monate

    No! NO! NOOO! No more Presidents from Texas, or other deeply red state like backwards Alabama!

  • Hamlet Derby
    Hamlet Derby Vor 4 Monate +2

    ok but can we talk about how ominously predictive 3:46 is with RBG now in the hospital? Also please pray for her

  • Cougar Lady
    Cougar Lady Vor 4 Monate

    Republican white women are just useless to America and our progress!!

  • Ethan Mattix
    Ethan Mattix Vor 4 Monate

    There's a lot to unpack here, so let's just throw away the whole suitcase.

  • Derrek84
    Derrek84 Vor 4 Monate

    What is it with white republican women and pearls?

  • Richard Smith
    Richard Smith Vor 4 Monate

    "I don't like the republicans, but I vote for them because my family would disown me if I didn't"

  • infoscience
    infoscience Vor 4 Monate +1

    The real problem is Fox News. I moved to Texas about a year ago and that's the ONLY news people what. Seriously. One time I was working out at the gym and thee tvs were playing three different Fox News channels. That's why those nutjobs are sooo afraid of immigrants.

  • SANITIZED, INC.
    SANITIZED, INC. Vor 4 Monate

    Oh, Texas, you always sadden us so much. Such a beautiful state. So many idiots.

  • jamstar1
    jamstar1 Vor 4 Monate

    Carli Mosier brought me here, and Common sense kept me here. I feel bad for Texas, and I don't even live there.

  • Karen T.
    Karen T. Vor 4 Monate

    Mark my words: Beto will get the Democratic nomination for President in 2020. Mark. My. Words.

  • Mustard Seed
    Mustard Seed Vor 4 Monate

    "you're just inTexas hon"?

  • Plastic Hooks
    Plastic Hooks Vor 4 Monate

    Democrats new platform: "We are for big business, big money in politics and big wars but hey, at least we look human!"

  • Steph Ss
    Steph Ss Vor 4 Monate

    How did it happen? Lobbyists. Also people with big money and power, telling people with little money how to vote, so they can keep being employed. Oh, and the racist... can't forget them. It's pronounced BET-toe... not Bay-toe

  • iChillypepper
    iChillypepper Vor 4 Monate

    Racist Texans - I wish more knew Ted’s real name! Just cuz we don’t fight dirty but it would have been good to have an ad with all the names Trump called ted

  • infiniteFERN
    infiniteFERN Vor 4 Monate

    Ted can go Cruz himself

  • Robin Caldwell
    Robin Caldwell Vor 4 Monate

    This just shows why Texas ranks near the bottom of the country in the quality of education.

  • jvchee06
    jvchee06 Vor 4 Monate

    That's the problem with TEXAS politics!!!!!
    Straight red ticket voters, most Texans don't even care about their candidates all they do is vote Republican/Red.
    It has always been a problem in Texas and they are finally doing something about it now!
    Want to know what the saddest part is, if Beto ran as a Republican against Cruz, he would have won.

  • Margarita M.
    Margarita M. Vor 4 Monate

    “Beto looks human”
    My man!

  • cassie earle
    cassie earle Vor 4 Monate

    how can they vote for ted god thats awful

  • Micah Clark
    Micah Clark Vor 4 Monate

    I about lost it when she stabbed his button for Cruz. #Beto2020

  • Themachine
    Themachine Vor 4 Monate +1

    When u think trump supporters couldn’t say anything dumber, and they proves u wrong.
    Ignorance is strength.- GOP motto

    • SB
      SB Vor 4 Monate

      War is peace, freedom is slavery

  • osmosis453
    osmosis453 Vor 4 Monate +1

    4:08 hey it's Carli Mosier

  • Sandra Nelson
    Sandra Nelson Vor 4 Monate

    I demand a recount. And I'm in Canada!

  • Jace Cavacini
    Jace Cavacini Vor 4 Monate

    My undercarriage ... ha ha ha

  • Analogy Accepted
    Analogy Accepted Vor 4 Monate +2

    The big picture here -- in Texas, >>>a deep red state

  • CaptainHappen
    CaptainHappen Vor 4 Monate

    Person who thinks they're not racist: "I love black people. Some of my best slaves were black."