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  • Comment Awards
    Comment Awards  Vor Monat +945

    yo wtf is going on with views

  • Mihai Eugeniu
    Mihai Eugeniu Vor 8 Tage

    1:54 Isnt that Ben Shappiro?

  • CDMKid123
    CDMKid123 Vor 9 Tage

    Why are the photographers of stock photos batsh*t insane?

  • Ice Wing
    Ice Wing Vor 13 Tage

    im fighting the urge to make a school presentation including some of these

  • Ice Wing
    Ice Wing Vor 13 Tage

    me: cmon, we can make it through this without laug-
    0:18
    me: *laughs so hard that I bleep out of existence*

  • AutumnSkies
    AutumnSkies Vor 13 Tage

    11:04 he's using his noodle

  • The Dark Lord Cthulhu
    The Dark Lord Cthulhu Vor 15 Tage

    4:36 I bet she does one hell of a 69

  • cZn_Spizzy
    cZn_Spizzy Vor 15 Tage

    RIP tumblr awards video

  • Grim Wolf
    Grim Wolf Vor 20 Tage

    2:59 When your business goes international

  • Jordan Lin
    Jordan Lin Vor 23 Tage

    declips.net/video/er4oboZRf60/video.html?t=180When your plans for World Domination have succeeded and your bored af.

  • hi its anya
    hi its anya Vor 23 Tage

    why

  • Brickskid
    Brickskid Vor 23 Tage

    1:18 no its not. she's getting a medium sized dildo.
    Do I get a comment award now?

  • DOLLIN
    DOLLIN Vor 24 Tage

    wait why are most of the stock images involving mostly people with European or Asian ancestry (in other words white people)?..... hm

  • Solar the leftist
    Solar the leftist Vor 24 Tage

    6:53 me irl

  • Laurent Tréguier
    Laurent Tréguier Vor 25 Tage

    2:58 how about "Mister Worldwide"

  • Bubbanator
    Bubbanator Vor 26 Tage

    Bruh, why are all shutter stock images, cursed images.

  • Ninjvire Lapiis
    Ninjvire Lapiis Vor 26 Tage

    At 12:50, Romance isn’t dead

  • Ninjvire Lapiis
    Ninjvire Lapiis Vor 26 Tage

    At 2:23, got nipples?

  • Ceastic Deception
    Ceastic Deception Vor Monat

    6:49 that's not a hacker, that's a game pirate

  • Ftl gamer
    Ftl gamer Vor Monat

    I love stock photos

  • cowlicker31 331
    cowlicker31 331 Vor Monat

    Can I death now

  • Bentton
    Bentton Vor Monat

    some repeats

  • Fg Hfhg
    Fg Hfhg Vor Monat

    2:58 man accidentaly lock the earth to let the meteour fall

  • Muhammed Faik Ekiciler

    11.37 the man who said this is a meme from future and u will only understand it later was right???

  • seffboi
    seffboi Vor Monat

    Despacito
    Please end me-to

  • Animal Crazy49
    Animal Crazy49 Vor Monat

    Mid-way through the video, a shutter stock add came up.
    *Every day we stray further from god*

  • The V
    The V Vor Monat

    Why did you not say « nunder water »

  • Hailey Jean
    Hailey Jean Vor Monat

    Is it just me or did these pictures just slowly get more cursed

  • H o w d y - d o?
    H o w d y - d o? Vor Monat

    Is it just me, or does the guy at 7:19 look like JackSepticEye, but really old?

  • Thot Patrol
    Thot Patrol Vor Monat

    How tf are do all these pictures fit with the titles ?!

  • CloudfluffTheCat
    CloudfluffTheCat Vor Monat

    yo wtf dude i love your meme awards but this is lazy you couldnt even bother to sort out the reposts?

  • Johnny Derifield
    Johnny Derifield Vor Monat

    They didn't show the one with a little kid trying to hang him self with a sausage link

  • Gryphon Patches
    Gryphon Patches Vor Monat

    4:20
    Carl Weezer: *H E A V Y B R E A T H I N G*

  • candy lopez
    candy lopez Vor Monat

    Your uncle nick got no dick

  • ty bell
    ty bell Vor Monat

    3:45 wrong arm

  • Pancake Warrior
    Pancake Warrior Vor Monat

    DOOT

  • ̷ ̴ ̸ɢ̸ʟ̶ɪ̸ᴛ̶ᴄ̶ʜ̷ ̶ ̶

    12:33 "Fucking" is a actual town in Germany. No shit. But the signs are yellow with black text.

  • Namesmith
    Namesmith Vor Monat

    Fucking, Austria

    No really, look it up.

  • RDVMusic
    RDVMusic Vor Monat

    everonye of these would make for an amazing profile picture wth

  • Chihiro Fujisaki
    Chihiro Fujisaki Vor Monat

    These all scare me

    Except screaming doggo

  • XD XD
    XD XD Vor Monat

    at 12:35 that's an actual towns name in Austria
    (edit) 12:49 true love

  • Claire Conrad
    Claire Conrad Vor Monat

    Why do I love the don't come to school tomorrow one so much?

  • Olivia Vinsand
    Olivia Vinsand Vor Monat

    3:44 shes using the wrong hand omg youre supposed to hold the bow with your right hand no matter what

  • Cuddybev
    Cuddybev Vor Monat

    Guns: **exists**
    Stock: Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • Ender drakken
    Ender drakken Vor Monat

    11:02 that's basicaly "the cursed thirst" all over again. (A cuphead animation by piemations)

  • Recho
    Recho Vor Monat

    4:08 joeysworldtour is that you?

  • Lazy doodles
    Lazy doodles Vor Monat

    4:17 Just a pair of panties filled with... *CWASAWNS*

  • The Revolver
    The Revolver Vor Monat

    3:17 *WhErE's thE traNSiTiOn?*

  • sado squidwaro
    sado squidwaro Vor Monat

    Most of these are cursed

  • JJ The Mememaster
    JJ The Mememaster Vor Monat

    Wtf did I just watch

  • Ruby Loves Murdoc
    Ruby Loves Murdoc Vor Monat

    0:21 cursed gorillaz r34

  • faselblaDer3te
    faselblaDer3te Vor Monat

    Fucking is a small town in Germany. They have a brewery, producing "Fucking Hell".

  • Tyreid Liar
    Tyreid Liar Vor Monat

    M E L O N B O I

  • Kaliah Brown
    Kaliah Brown Vor Monat

    10:56
    Splatoon 2 (2017)

  • LoopyBadger 887
    LoopyBadger 887 Vor Monat

    If you wanna pay for one, I'll draw these.

  • Blue 《33rd Degree》

    Die u

  • Jeremy Mullin
    Jeremy Mullin Vor Monat

    It's actually more entertaining reading everyone's desperate attempts to get featured than it is to watch the video.

  • Ellis Sutton
    Ellis Sutton Vor Monat +1

    I want to frame these on my wall

  • mawthecringelord
    mawthecringelord Vor Monat

    why does it show some photos twice

  • Freckella
    Freckella Vor Monat

    An alternative description for 0:09
    Ron Weasley misuses a muggle device (1994, colorized)

  • Lynx Willow
    Lynx Willow Vor Monat

    At 6:03, its the same woman from the distracted boyfriend meme stock photo
    Edit: Might be the same man too and even potentially all 3 of the same people :)
    www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1GGRV_enGB751GB751&biw=1745&bih=808&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=wVHCW9OwJYvdgAaD-rbIDw&q=distracted+boyfriend+meme&oq=distracted+boy&gs_l=img.3.0.0i67k1j0l2j0i67k1j0l6.109362.111548.0.112843.14.13.0.0.0.0.481.1040.5j2j4-1.8.0....0...1c.1.64.img..6.8.1033....0.h0XkbBBz5dg#imgrc=8xul_0DpKf4-8M:

  • Arcanine-Espeon
    Arcanine-Espeon Vor Monat

    *7:56* This looks like something out of ASOUE...

  • NathanTheMan
    NathanTheMan Vor Monat

    SootHouse is getting robbed by you

  • Miss Informer
    Miss Informer Vor Monat

    this autoplayed and i wasnt on the page when it stared so i was so fucking confused.

  • Roblox gaming & more

    Watch at night for full effect

  • î ãm å løser
    î ãm å løser Vor Monat

    How u find these kind of stock photos?

  • Dragonexus
    Dragonexus Vor Monat

    2:00 When Apple changed the gun emoji

  • Kermit The Frog
    Kermit The Frog Vor Monat +1

    Literally fucking Nightmare fuel

  • library of dragons
    library of dragons Vor Monat

    "I farted in elevators before it was cool"

  • VoltronNerd
    VoltronNerd Vor Monat

    These are real?

  • Captain Mango
    Captain Mango Vor Monat

    wtf 8:05 is my profile pic

  • Josie Herdman
    Josie Herdman Vor Monat

    Noodle

  • moony.lupin x
    moony.lupin x Vor Monat

    Go commit aliven't

  • moony.lupin x
    moony.lupin x Vor Monat

    "Feature this funny comment!"
    Cowbelly: We don't do that here.
    *-W-*

  • HyperObsessedCringyFangirl

    All of these can be qualified as cursed images

  • Memester Chan
    Memester Chan Vor Monat

    *-yes-*

  • Luna kane
    Luna kane Vor Monat

    the "cat banana" one actually makes sense though, it's saying cats need meat.

  • Explicit Content
    Explicit Content Vor Monat

    1:43 is definitely my favorite

  • Penguin Person
    Penguin Person Vor Monat +1

    I feel like these are cursed.

  • Eleonor Dazel Dynel

    This video has something wrong. I try to watch it on my phone and after a bit it just tries to load

  • We are from Serbia
    We are from Serbia Vor Monat

    you know that feeling that when you are a pacifist and you want to kill yourself

  • ScRiptEd Red
    ScRiptEd Red Vor Monat

    r/youdontsurf

  • 123 tard
    123 tard Vor Monat

    Thumbnail = spooky scary watermeloton

  • Steve Vo
    Steve Vo Vor Monat

    Fucking is an actual village in Austria.

  • Zalán Márkus
    Zalán Márkus Vor Monat

    At 10:36 that's no plunger man that's y u no

  • SleepyDoopy 1
    SleepyDoopy 1 Vor Monat

    Now that i've edited this comment no one would know why I have so many likes

  • Exhilirous Gaming
    Exhilirous Gaming Vor Monat

    4:06 was nice

  • Keith Bray
    Keith Bray Vor Monat

    3:25 - it's the lick

  • Drago man
    Drago man Vor Monat

    Please do more

  • One Wholesome Car
    One Wholesome Car Vor Monat

    0:40
    I'm disappointed

  • Tubby in the Tub
    Tubby in the Tub Vor Monat

    12:14 pigeon*
    Are you fucking retarded?

  • Grigory Efimovich Rasputin

    1:35 HE FUCKING CUMMED

  • OuchMouse11
    OuchMouse11 Vor Monat

    In Congress, July 4, 1776.
    The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
    We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor

  • Nintendo Mac
    Nintendo Mac Vor Monat

    Comment.

  • yea
    yea Vor Monat

    what the fuck is wrong with you

  • ImGayStation ·w·
    ImGayStation ·w· Vor Monat

    e

  • Nightmare X
    Nightmare X Vor Monat

    I'm pretty sure the one after melon boy is a haast eagle carrying away a child, I mean they were strong enough

  • Coconut Crab
    Coconut Crab Vor Monat

    Stop with Australian jokes.

  • ChillGarden
    ChillGarden Vor Monat

    1:23 Stone Ocean (2011)

  • Anthony Varela
    Anthony Varela Vor Monat

    11:48 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)