Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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  • Ty YuZekken
    Ty YuZekken Vor 2 Tage

    Two things... Why wasnt this like the actual reboot of the 2013 Tomb Raider which they made it seem like it was going to be? And if they actually focused more on teaming up Daniel Wu and Nick Frost this could've turned out to be an awesome and way better movie version of: Into the Badlands. X3

  • Sir Failsalot
    Sir Failsalot Vor 3 Tage

    10:23
    I didn't know himiko studied the way of the drauger

  • Melroe Bautista
    Melroe Bautista Vor 3 Tage

    A SEQUEL IS COMING 😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😘😍 I JUST HOPE THEY MAKE IT RIGHT THIS TIME. PLEASE PLAY THE GAME, OR IF YOU CANT JUST WATCH SOME WALKTHROUGH, THERES ALOT OF THAT HERE IN DEclips!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY TEASED ANA ALREADY, MAKE THIS ONE COUNT. MAKE IT GLOBAL!!!!

  • Daniel Zuk
    Daniel Zuk Vor 5 Tage

    I've only played tomb raider one time..it being the original

  • TARDIS Avenger
    TARDIS Avenger Vor 6 Tage

    Personally, I'd have added 1000 sins for basing the plot on the video game, then proceeding to bastardize it. Seriously, other than a few action scenes, this has NOTHING to do with the actual game and I'm mad. I had high hopes for this movie and, once again, Hollywood had to go and ruin it

  • Taner Archibald
    Taner Archibald Vor 6 Tage

    Why couldn’t they just adapt the game completely with all it’s emotional moments and great writing and wonderful action.

  • AussieBlokeGordo
    AussieBlokeGordo Vor 6 Tage

    Where was Jonah....Ding!

  • Ivaylo Traykov
    Ivaylo Traykov Vor 7 Tage

    This movie was a movie cliche from start to end.

  • Crow Uchiha666
    Crow Uchiha666 Vor 10 Tage

    Ah... that Boyd Crowder comment lol

  • Jjj Ooo
    Jjj Ooo Vor 17 Tage

    No sin for the furry tail?

  • Truvak T
    Truvak T Vor 20 Tage

    I really love to watch your videos instead of watching shitty movies, thanks Cinema Sins.

  • WWBENE
    WWBENE Vor 22 Tage

    The other 2 Tomb Raider movies were just okay, but this movie makes them look like gold now.

  • Mihai Apaczai
    Mihai Apaczai Vor 24 Tage +1

    Lara Croft is not played by Angelina Jolie. **DING**

  • Kent Davis
    Kent Davis Vor 25 Tage

    this movie doesn't rip off the Last Crusade, the 2013 and 2015 games do, and this movie mixes the premise of each of those games. Subtle difference, but it's there.

  • rosssilver
    rosssilver Vor 26 Tage

    God I’ve watched ever single of your videos 10-59 times each I have no life :( and love you! Though due to the wording “my first letter” wouldnt r be his lord is a title while Richard is a name ? Maybe I’m wrong not sure just thought I’d mention it :)

  • Cade Tropeano
    Cade Tropeano Vor 26 Tage

    Hey you never mentioned that it’s the same plot as the first 2 darker remakes the entire movie I was saying is this from the first or second game

  • Daughter_Of_Lillith
    Daughter_Of_Lillith Vor 28 Tage

    I love you just for the Boyd Crowder reference

  • Alex.r6
    Alex.r6 Vor Monat

    Where is the fucking constant storm

  • rikjohnson39
    rikjohnson39 Vor Monat

    you forgot to sin her for vandalizing the city with paint!
    Or the second greatest sin is giving up her inheritance and working on the street when she could BE the CEO and simply hire the best private investigators to find her father!
    The greatest sin is Lara being flat chested!

  • Jay White
    Jay White Vor Monat

    The bike scene really chapped my ass. How did they keep finding her, what type of asshole smears paint all over the street, they were riding really recklessly over the city, and why didn't she hit something sooner while daydreaming, it was hard enough for her to maneuver around when she was paying attention

  • Matt Kassing
    Matt Kassing Vor Monat

    She jumped that chasm and we both said "nope" at the same time.

  • Anthony Belkowski
    Anthony Belkowski Vor Monat

    Number one sin: this Lara doesn't have big boobs.

  • Matt Bunyan
    Matt Bunyan Vor Monat

    Ok seriously Gogginaissance isnt a word whatsoever in no universe........
    Its bugging me cause i cant even understand through context like ???????

  • M.G.94
    M.G.94 Vor Monat

    I enjoyed the movie :)

  • Mad Dog Millionare
    Mad Dog Millionare Vor Monat

    I hope the silly game reboot or this movie dosen't COMPLETELY and PERMANENTLY change Lara Croft, because then fans won't have the original Lara Croft they KNOW and LIKED anymore and we'll be stuck with a watered down inferior version of her that has only been taken away FROM and not added TO (all they did was take away her most iconic traits and features and didn't ADD ANYTHING to her at all in return, let alone anything GOOD), and a Lara Croft that only feminist and THEIR supporters like. She just won't be THE Lara Croft anymore, she'll be just another typical adventure girl who is looking for her father like many other girls on TV are, and just so happens to be named after Lara Croft. That's like Anita Sarkeesian telling Crystal Dynamics HOW to design Lara Croft. If future Tomb Raider games started using this new "Lara Croft", then would Tomb Raider fans like playing a weaker, combat-stripped Lara Croft? That would mean that the REAL Lara Croft is gone, and like I said, fans would be stuck with an average adventure girl who's a "not at all THE skilled fighter Lara Croft, but at least she can still kick SOME ass" Lara Croft. That's like having that Sonic the Hedgehog wannabe knock-off that we'll probably see in the new "Sonic The Hedgehog Movie" that's planned to come out in 2019 that Sega would probably defend with an excuse saying, "He may not be THE World's Fastest Hedgehog, but at least he's a hedgehog that's still at least FAST".




    ......REALLY!!!!!????

  • Mr. Walter
    Mr. Walter Vor Monat +1

    "How do you know it's not an ancient glory hole?"

    Best. Line. Ever!

  • Justin Eaker
    Justin Eaker Vor Monat

    I'm still searching for the best whorehouse in Texas. I'm sure it a house in cleburne.

  • Matthew Carpenter
    Matthew Carpenter Vor Monat

    Ok, I’m in on your poker night. Have your people call my people.

  • Rio Lindqvist
    Rio Lindqvist Vor Monat

    10.22 real life fortnite

  • Zaine7673
    Zaine7673 Vor Monat

    @cinemasins you need to add a few more sins for 12:48 lol
    Let me explain -
    So dads right hand gets infected and so he ties up his arm trying to contain it to just that arm. Then at 12:48 when he tells lara thats hes done for, he shows her the hand using his other hand. And we all know that the disease is transmitted by touch so essentially hes just infected his left hand too just to show her 😊

  • brandonbanks32278
    brandonbanks32278 Vor Monat +1

    Jolie did it better *ding*

  • protator
    protator Vor Monat

    TR2013 was a good game that worked well as both a reboot and an origin story.
    This movie's band of wannabe writers took everything that was good about TR2013, the old games, the old movies, and threw it out the window for their spin on the "big bad corp is behind all this" cliche. No Angelina, no supernatural elements, no tomb raiding. Just a couple shoot outs ft. bottomless magazines and stormtrooper aim.
    They should've cut out those as well and re-name the flick into "Kim Possible".

  • Paul Charles Morris
    Paul Charles Morris Vor 2 Monate

    This film look dreadful.

  • Melody Boone
    Melody Boone Vor 2 Monate +4

    As everyone is saying..
    *The game was so much BETTER*

  • samia Ali
    samia Ali Vor 2 Monate

    You should to voice overs in movies

  • Relaxed Man
    Relaxed Man Vor 2 Monate

    Lara Croft’s origin story went from zero to 100 that quick. That’s the biggest sin in this movie also doesn’t bleed not one bit. Unless she or the director saw the Predator and remembered the line “I ain’t got no time to bleed.” Went with that and got ourselves a flawless not even a tomb raider woman.

  • TomHadders95
    TomHadders95 Vor 2 Monate

    +1 sin for spelling shish-kebab as ‘shish-kebob’

  • Siwei Song
    Siwei Song Vor 2 Monate

    smart enough to solve japanese puzzle, yet not smart enough to hire a lawyer or read the shit before signing important documents...

  • Tomas Soejakto
    Tomas Soejakto Vor 2 Monate

    10:00 holy shit that's genius! If the point is to prevent anyone to find the tomb and potentially unleash genocide upon the world, why bother leaving maps, clues and a door someone could eventually open?

  • Davey 44
    Davey 44 Vor 2 Monate

    Should've cast Amber Heard instead.

  • Sterling Archer
    Sterling Archer Vor 2 Monate

    she seems like every active college girl in every movie ever. laura croft is not a sorority girl

  • Sterling Archer
    Sterling Archer Vor 2 Monate

    she just doesnt seem like the Tomb Raider to me, honestly someone like Kati Sackhoff would have been better

  • Demarco tucker
    Demarco tucker Vor 2 Monate

    Based on video game

  • Gum Dum
    Gum Dum Vor 2 Monate

    2:45 wyndham.. 😂

  • Rick Papineau
    Rick Papineau Vor 2 Monate

    10 sins off from @CinemaSins for recognizing how awesome Nick Frost normally is... in every movie... beside this one.

  • Alexander Löfqvist
    Alexander Löfqvist Vor 2 Monate

    That pistol does not half cock, so Laura could have killed him, with no worries of her dad getting shot

  • Ilias
    Ilias Vor 2 Monate

    6:28 isnt that guy from six ?

  • Nyphila
    Nyphila Vor 2 Monate

    hum...I'm gonna bury myself deep in this mountain, then fill the way in with a lot of deadly traps....but let's make sure all of those traps are avoidable in some way, wouldn't want too many people dying.

  • Devlin Ash
    Devlin Ash Vor 2 Monate

    i mean... she's hot

  • Cosmic Portals
    Cosmic Portals Vor 2 Monate

    Its a film made in the past 12 or 15 years, that's what is wrong with it.

  • bigjake423
    bigjake423 Vor 2 Monate +1

    Knock 2 sins off for the end credits scene that references the OG Lara Croft from the ps1 days

  • Zia Varachia
    Zia Varachia Vor 2 Monate

    Why is her father alive

  • Adwitiya Samaddar
    Adwitiya Samaddar Vor 2 Monate

    This was boring as hell

  • Haike McOliver
    Haike McOliver Vor 2 Monate

    Konking crew 😂😂

  • NOO NOPE
    NOO NOPE Vor 2 Monate

    didnt even know there was another movie lol

  • ekim andersom
    ekim andersom Vor 2 Monate

    Who cares.
    Its Alicia Vikander, the hottest chick in the world.

  • Wes
    Wes Vor 2 Monate +1

    When she first walks into the tent with the bow drawn she takes her hand off the bow and it's still drawn lol.

  • Serpent of the Blue Flame

    That damn jerry always pops up to cause a problem XD

  • o MadamMedusa o
    o MadamMedusa o Vor 2 Monate

    I know this is old but I have not seen this movie yet but mainly because I really don't see Alicia as Lara. She looks nothing like her even for a film adaptation. I saw a lot of people talk about how they like her muscles but to me she has the body of a boy and there are a lot of other women that could've played the part. I'm glad this version of tomb raider is over and hopefully a new game developer can at least bring back older Lara. I'm sick of using a bow in every game now.

  • Anna Waiq
    Anna Waiq Vor 2 Monate

    I have watched way too much Cinemasins so I made the apple comment in my head watching the movie.

  • AtTheEnd1000
    AtTheEnd1000 Vor 2 Monate

    You just added 10, 30 sins, because you knew you couldnt get them past 130 if you didnt! :D

  • Joanna Maciejczyk
    Joanna Maciejczyk Vor 2 Monate

    This movie should get million sins for been based on amazing game and thata is have nothin to do woth the movie... i mean they have pure gold mine story line characters and shit in the game. But no movie had to fuck it up argh it majes me anrgy i rather watch a walkthrough rather then this movie i mean the game was perfect to make a movie out of so i mean the survival there was amazing alex sam all that

  • emrys
    emrys Vor 2 Monate

    Sin 121 he put a turnacut around his arm slowing the death plage thing. Stop editing to fit your own narative

  • Kiki Terhune
    Kiki Terhune Vor 2 Monate

    While I watched this movie I heard you CinemaSins in my head!! I said the same thing about the opening, boat, plane and when Lara is trying to escape the tomb scene... like REALLY?!

  • phildev
    phildev Vor 3 Monate

    well the base material wasn´t even that good but hollywood just went the boring generic route as always... make a movie with a really bad storyline shallow mono- and dialogs and so many mistakes ( granted some of them are just because of the nature of the base material being a video game)...

  • Kristian Garmanslund
    Kristian Garmanslund Vor 3 Monate

    "ancient gloryhole" 😂

  • Leon Taylor
    Leon Taylor Vor 3 Monate

    Another sin to add DEclips has this movie to buy at $14.99 wtf 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • Christopher Souza
    Christopher Souza Vor 3 Monate

    Bitch is you stupid it a great movie blind ass bitch

  • Khristmas
    Khristmas Vor 3 Monate

    IS SAM IN THE MOVIE??? If not, 1000SINS

  • Edward Branscomb
    Edward Branscomb Vor 3 Monate

    It should be TR: First World Problems

  • Thehitman 346
    Thehitman 346 Vor 3 Monate +1

    I see you’re a man of culture. Considering you mentioned the one and only Boyd Crowder from justified 🤙🏻

  • James Winter
    James Winter Vor 3 Monate

    Not even Lara Croft in the games have the actresses' abs.

  • Eskimow
    Eskimow Vor 3 Monate

    I'm surprised you didn't sin the water during the waterfall/plane scene. The CGI was so bad.

  • Barry McCockner
    Barry McCockner Vor 3 Monate

    Everything wrong. This movie exists. Again.

  • Alex Gaeckle
    Alex Gaeckle Vor 3 Monate

    Add on like 5 additional sins to the beginning narration. 1st Japan has never had a queen, 2nd first Emperor was a male who decendended from their Sun god, 3rd the mythology from the movie isn't accurate, 4th follow 1-3, 5th because of the fact that oh who cares just add it on.

  • DONTEATTHEPIE
    DONTEATTHEPIE Vor 3 Monate

    You didn't sin for "No!"

  • Andrew Boardman
    Andrew Boardman Vor 3 Monate

    What about Lara pointing a bow and arrow at the guys in the helicopter at the end? Like an arrow could somehow get through the windsheild, and why never grab a gun?

  • parikshit sureshkumar
    parikshit sureshkumar Vor 3 Monate

    How the hell do you guys always get that apple bit..🤣🤣😂

  • Lonystal
    Lonystal Vor 3 Monate

    I liked this movie tho

  • raymond witter
    raymond witter Vor 3 Monate

    How does this and the original have the exact same number of views?!

  • Sam
    Sam Vor 3 Monate

    I stopped watching this film after she sold the amulet that her father gave her (her last memento) for a few thousand pounds when she could have just signed a piece of paper that gave her millions. Not only is this dumb as FUCK, but no one one their right mind would have done it.

  • Masaharu Morimoto
    Masaharu Morimoto Vor 3 Monate

    penitent.t.t penitent.t.t.t

  • Patricia Rey
    Patricia Rey Vor 3 Monate

    And we had such high hopes since it was based on the Survivor Tomb Raider games. Damn it Hollywood, stop ruining video game movies...

  • tehbonehead
    tehbonehead Vor 3 Monate

    Boob Raid-... uh, wait...

  • Jake Pearl
    Jake Pearl Vor 3 Monate

    🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿movie

  • Archibald VonFookFace
    Archibald VonFookFace Vor 3 Monate

    Two good actors wasted.

  • DC
    DC Vor 3 Monate

    10.35 - he deduced that because the trap is on a delayed spring behind them... so you trigger it and it goes off behind the direction (presumably inwards) of travel. ergo - designed to spear you if you're on your way out

  • Tanner Granger
    Tanner Granger Vor 3 Monate

    Two sins need to be added first for not grabbing the gun off the guy she killed in the night. Second there is no way she could hold a recurve bow drawn for that long of time with out shaking or letting it go.

  • LakituLP
    LakituLP Vor 3 Monate

    what a waste of money. Tomb Raider died with 2013

  • Daniel Björklund
    Daniel Björklund Vor 3 Monate

    Old Tomb raider with Angelina Jolie. More fantasy and stuff. In 2018 it was no monsters just a freaking diseas....and alot of nothing...

  • The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    *You need big jumping boobs to be able to Raid Tombs,*
    *100,000,000 Cinemasins for no boobs!*

  • Sweet68Camaro
    Sweet68Camaro Vor 3 Monate

    Lara uses a bow and arrow in the movie because she uses one in the rebooted game, which what this movie is based on.

  • Jow121988
    Jow121988 Vor 3 Monate +1

    The disease spreads through the blood which is why Lara's father uses his belt to block off the bloodstream... it doesn't stop it but slows it down... therefore it takes way longer for him to turn. I would've sinned the fact the dude touches his face with his hand, therefore his face should be infected and he's fucked...

  • ELIAKIM ASIMULIKE
    ELIAKIM ASIMULIKE Vor 3 Monate

    Take off 50 sins for her sexy yells........just saying

  • Alehector R
    Alehector R Vor 3 Monate

    How did you not talk about that jump onto the ladder?? She seriously could’ve just tipped the ladder and saved herself the jump and the fight.

  • Eve
    Eve Vor 3 Monate

    kinda sad he didn't include Hawkeye in the bow and arrow comment

  • Azger Tzu
    Azger Tzu Vor 3 Monate

    Have you noticed in which year is the setting of this movie?
    If you pause on the document lara is showing to the captain of endurance there is a date. Add 7 years cos it was made so that document is 7 year old. And see for yourself!

  • 크래시 피버장화
    크래시 피버장화 Vor 3 Monate

    Overall: Angelina Jolie is not Tomb Raider.

  • Matt Dixon
    Matt Dixon Vor 3 Monate

    This was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

  • hans wurst
    hans wurst Vor 3 Monate

    I really liked this movie. I had low expectations, and I was pleasantly entertained. It was far better than I expected a movie which was based off a video game to be. It sure was light-years better than the Angelina Tomb raiders....