Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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  • Andrew Boardman
    Andrew Boardman Vor 10 Stunden

    What about Lara pointing a bow and arrow at the guys in the helicopter at the end? Like an arrow could somehow get through the windsheild, and why never grab a gun?

  • parikshit sureshkumar

    How the hell do you guys always get that apple bit..🤣🤣😂

  • Lonystal
    Lonystal Vor 5 Tage

    I liked this movie tho

  • raymond witter
    raymond witter Vor 6 Tage

    How does this and the original have the exact same number of views?!

  • Leon
    Leon Vor 7 Tage

    I stopped watching this film after she sold the amulet that her father gave her (her last memento) for a few thousand pounds when she could have just signed a piece of paper that gave her millions. Not only is this dumb as FUCK, but no one one their right mind would have done it.

  • Masaharu Morimoto
    Masaharu Morimoto Vor 7 Tage

    penitent.t.t penitent.t.t.t

  • Patricia Rey
    Patricia Rey Vor 9 Tage

    And we had such high hopes since it was based on the Survivor Tomb Raider games. Damn it Hollywood, stop ruining video game movies...

  • tehbonehead
    tehbonehead Vor 9 Tage

    Boob Raid-... uh, wait...

  • Baby NOOB
    Baby NOOB Vor 9 Tage

    Yet another videogame ruined... fuck, fuck, fuck. I cringe the day these assess try to bring Halo or Mass Effect to the big screen.

  • Jake Pearl
    Jake Pearl Vor 9 Tage

    🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿movie

  • Archibald VonFookFace

    Two good actors wasted.

  • DC
    DC Vor 9 Tage

    10.35 - he deduced that because the trap is on a delayed spring behind them... so you trigger it and it goes off behind the direction (presumably inwards) of travel. ergo - designed to spear you if you're on your way out

  • Tanner Granger
    Tanner Granger Vor 10 Tage

    Two sins need to be added first for not grabbing the gun off the guy she killed in the night. Second there is no way she could hold a recurve bow drawn for that long of time with out shaking or letting it go.

  • LakituLP
    LakituLP Vor 10 Tage

    what a waste of money. Tomb Raider died with 2013

  • Daniel Björklund
    Daniel Björklund Vor 10 Tage

    Old Tomb raider with Angelina Jolie. More fantasy and stuff. In 2018 it was no monsters just a freaking diseas....and alot of nothing...

  • The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    *You need big jumping boobs to be able to Raid Tombs,*
    *100,000,000 Cinemasins for no boobs!*

  • Sweet68Camaro
    Sweet68Camaro Vor 11 Tage

    Lara uses a bow and arrow in the movie because she uses one in the rebooted game, which what this movie is based on.

  • Jow121988
    Jow121988 Vor 12 Tage +1

    The disease spreads through the blood which is why Lara's father uses his belt to block off the bloodstream... it doesn't stop it but slows it down... therefore it takes way longer for him to turn. I would've sinned the fact the dude touches his face with his hand, therefore his face should be infected and he's fucked...

  • ELIAKIM ASIMULIKE
    ELIAKIM ASIMULIKE Vor 13 Tage

    Take off 50 sins for her sexy yells........just saying

  • Alehector R
    Alehector R Vor 13 Tage

    How did you not talk about that jump onto the ladder?? She seriously could’ve just tipped the ladder and saved herself the jump and the fight.

  • Eve Rose Witterick
    Eve Rose Witterick Vor 13 Tage

    kinda sad he didn't include Hawkeye in the bow and arrow comment

  • Azger Tzu
    Azger Tzu Vor 13 Tage

    Have you noticed in which year is the setting of this movie?
    If you pause on the document lara is showing to the captain of endurance there is a date. Add 7 years cos it was made so that document is 7 year old. And see for yourself!

  • 크래시 피버장화

    Overall: Angelina Jolie is not Tomb Raider.

  • Matt Dixon
    Matt Dixon Vor 14 Tage

    This was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

  • hans wurst
    hans wurst Vor 16 Tage

    I really liked this movie. I had low expectations, and I was pleasantly entertained. It was far better than I expected a movie which was based off a video game to be. It sure was light-years better than the Angelina Tomb raiders....

  • iAmSpann
    iAmSpann Vor 16 Tage

    for anybody who likes to eat apples, give yourself 10 life sins for being an asshole

  • stolenlaptop
    stolenlaptop Vor 17 Tage

    I never finished it, but this seems like TR the game... did they really make a movie, out of a game, that was like playing a tomb raider movie? WTF was the point?

  • RaiZn
    RaiZn Vor 18 Tage

    this video is getting a like because of the dotted i part

  • Serial Makeup
    Serial Makeup Vor 18 Tage

    This movie did so bad holy shit I don’t even remember this being in my theater for more than .5 seconds did it even go to dvd

  • Stephen Conroy
    Stephen Conroy Vor 18 Tage

    Add another for the criminal under-use of Derek Jacobi. Don't just cameo a legend like that...

  • Ben Smith
    Ben Smith Vor 18 Tage

    Id rather watch my dick fall off

  • Randan Barnes
    Randan Barnes Vor 18 Tage

    The video game was awesome though.

  • Steven Heymann
    Steven Heymann Vor 19 Tage

    When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I decided not to see it because it looked too much like the game. After seeing this and learning that it's in fact a suck version of the game, I'm happy that I made the right decision.

  • Hagen
    Hagen Vor 19 Tage

    "This room seems dust free for not being open for 7 years"
    Well, unless there were any earthquakes or the ceilings being painted right before closing the room off, there's no way dust, a product of our dead skin, gets inside.

  • Nicholas Marin
    Nicholas Marin Vor 20 Tage

    Cinema sins you forgot about the guns themselves they have that little container in the front that can fire explosives not the one that the bullets come out of but the one under it so they could have killed her on the first shot

  • Rocky Jalil
    Rocky Jalil Vor 21 Tag

    I loved the movie. Lara’s character development is phenomenal. Just like the game. I hope they make another one.

  • Andy Thomason
    Andy Thomason Vor 22 Tage

    37% more spear induced vasectomies, priceless.

  • Dai Khairai
    Dai Khairai Vor 23 Tage

    How many sins added for blatantly flipping the script from the Reboot game that made the movie even possible, himiko wasn't a good person you'd think the feminist motivations for this movie would've at least went for the angle of an evil super villain woman too but they just defaulted to girls are always good and men flawed, weak or evil villains. Weak movie, good action though.

    • Steven Heymann
      Steven Heymann Vor 19 Tage

      I'd tack on 1000 sins at least. When I first played the game it was thrilling, creepy, and just fun overall. Then this movie comes along and throws all that down the toilet. I mean Himiko a savior? Come on. If you wanna make a movie that empowers women then fine, have at it. Just don't blow it so far out of proportions that your story suffers for it.

  • Tanx
    Tanx Vor 24 Tage

    Video game movies are, or at least should be, aimed at the people that play them. If you had played the Tomb Raider reboots, you would have subtracted about half these sins......and added half of them back for changing the most interesting parts of the game plot and characters.

  • Slemke 98
    Slemke 98 Vor 26 Tage

    Walton Goggins is pure gold in anything he's in. Should've removed a sin for his performance in this shit show. Actually most of this cast is amazing, Dominic West, Alicia Vikander , how did this film go so wrong?

    EDIT: Oh an Nick fucking Frost

  • Vinsmoke Sanji
    Vinsmoke Sanji Vor 26 Tage

    They tried so hard to base this off the game but the game was far more brutal that parachute scene was one you end up floating down a river and if you fuck up you get impaled basically every fail that wasnt a cpu was impalement

  • Cormac Keenan
    Cormac Keenan Vor 26 Tage

    I turned the idiot narrator off after fifty seconds.

  • PuffTheCat Puff
    PuffTheCat Puff Vor 26 Tage

    How did Sins not, at the end, have the guy from Saw dubbed over the tape recorder?

  • Wilfredo González
    Wilfredo González Vor 29 Tage

    Stop sayin shit

  • Michael Mack
    Michael Mack Vor 29 Tage

    everything wrong with the wire?

  • Colonel Xander
    Colonel Xander Vor Monat

    I gave up on the video in just 2 minutes. It's cancer to watch even when it's getting sinned.

  • w0bbl3r
    w0bbl3r Vor Monat

    Only 15 minutes? I thought this would run the length of the movie

  • Kenneth McGeechan
    Kenneth McGeechan Vor Monat

    Misses out that the Pawn shop in the UK will not have a stock of hand guns for the very last scene. +1 sin.

  • rhys pratt
    rhys pratt Vor Monat

    im not going to lie, everyone is saying they all hate it, but i absolutely loved this movie!

  • Damien Thorn
    Damien Thorn Vor Monat

    Who cast her as Lara she looks nothing like her, her acting is crap, why not cast Gal Gadot she would make an awesome Lara Croft

  • The Nerdy One
    The Nerdy One Vor Monat

    Here is the thing that I cannot believe you did not give a million sins to: Richard KNOWINGLY left is daughter in the care of Trinity's head honcho.

  • Book Lovers corner
    Book Lovers corner Vor Monat

    It's to bad this Lara wasn't Katniss she would have been a better katniss

  • Tommy Boman
    Tommy Boman Vor Monat

    Personally I was very surprised by the entertainment value of this movie. Sure it is not perfect, but I was more entertained by this movie than Infinity war, and I am a big superhero nerd.

  • Queen Torres
    Queen Torres Vor Monat +1

    This movie is ehh but shes a way better Laura than Angelina

    • Andrew Lev
      Andrew Lev Vor Monat

      That's because there's two different Tomb Raiders. Angelina's is based off the trilogy while Alicia is the reboot of the video game that's more her "origin" and not "guns blazing" story

  • Jeremy
    Jeremy Vor Monat

    I just watched the bew Tomb Raider and I liked it.

  • Malachi Townsley
    Malachi Townsley Vor Monat +3

    How do you know it's not an ancient glory hole?
    *screams in mummy porn*

    • Hl A
      Hl A Vor Monat

      You mean mommy porn. lol

  • Alperen Abacı
    Alperen Abacı Vor Monat +3

    DUDE CAN YOU PLEASE STOP!! NO ONE İS PERFECT (NO FİLMS ARE PERFECT) CAN YOU PLEASE STOP!! İTS MY FAVOURİTE MOVİE.AND NOW YOU RUİNED İT!!

  • capitanbatata
    capitanbatata Vor Monat

    Lara’s open wound doesn’t get infected after fighting in the mud, and then her father cures her by just applying some pressure with a piece of gauze.

  • Brohm DK
    Brohm DK Vor Monat

    You forgot at 57 minutes in there is a reptile, a bearded dragon, which is native to Australia and therefore way away from home

  • Am In
    Am In Vor Monat +1

    Worst script ever

  • Rhinosaurfish
    Rhinosaurfish Vor Monat

    So let me get this right, they took the story from the 2013 Tomb Raider Reborn game, removed 60% of the story and lore from the game that made it, you know interesting. Then proceeded to make this less about Tomb Raiding and more about The Crofts backstory and Trinity, which we knew like nothing of until the 2nd game. No wonder I don't even pay attention to video game movies anymore. You have the script already there and you still can't read it.

    • Hl A
      Hl A Vor Monat

      They took out 90% of the action the game had also. lol

  • Bleu IceJay
    Bleu IceJay Vor Monat

    How dare u diss bows and arrows

  • ThatWolfgirl 13
    ThatWolfgirl 13 Vor Monat

    My dad always calls me his 'little lura croft' (cause apparently i look like her) and I had never seen tomb raider so my dad took me to see this.

  • Big Toe
    Big Toe Vor Monat

    I was entertained and enjoyed the parts that tied into the games. It could have used a shower scene though.

  • Crafty Croft
    Crafty Croft Vor Monat

    2:10 hey! Why r u calling me out?

  • Jacob Barton
    Jacob Barton Vor Monat +3

    Great job movie , making Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider look better .

    • Hl A
      Hl A Vor Monat +1

      Agreed.

  • mr bojangles
    mr bojangles Vor Monat

    a treasure under the Blue oyster bar

  • randomfantomofFanta
    randomfantomofFanta Vor Monat +2

    Don't forget that when the first man got that disease, he died quickly. When her dad did, he lived for as long as the plot is convenient.

  • Carlos Enriquez
    Carlos Enriquez Vor Monat +1

    This sorry ass reel felt like warm milk in summer in texas. What the fuck for??? Lame story lame acting lame cinematography/visuals.

  • S. T.
    S. T. Vor Monat +1

    still better movie than wonder woman

    • Tommy Boman
      Tommy Boman Vor Monat

      There are amateur movies from Kazakhstan of a drying turd on a golf course, from different angels - each angle/movie is a much better movie than Wonder Woman.

  • Pui
    Pui Vor Monat

    The biggest problem was s that they got some basic ass white girl to play tomb raider. I literally thought I was watching another movie. It didn’t feel like tomb raider. They should’ve got someone exotic looking to play her and also started it off different

  • Daniel Robinson
    Daniel Robinson Vor Monat +1

    What's bad about narriration

  • - TClord -
    - TClord - Vor Monat

    9:50 btw the villian had not loaded the gun before Lara put down her bow

  • AdamKeszer
    AdamKeszer Vor Monat +1

    Finally someone said how this movie sucks. It'ssad to read how people comment, that Lara is "finally" a more human-like, relatable hero. It's sad, we live in times, when everything must be fitted to this vision of world, where anyone can get offended (by character's boobs) and everyone needs simple, quick answers, that "reveal the misterious truth". Lara Croft was witty, sexy, and smart and worked on her own, while this one is a PUSSY who CONSTANTLY NEEDS ASSISTANCE and becomes a mass niestety. Nothing left from the original story, except from her name and overused "father motive". Sad.

  • Ram Bhujel
    Ram Bhujel Vor Monat

    Am I the only one to watch CinemaSins just to go through a movie you haven't watched quickly ?

  • ZEROKOOL-20
    ZEROKOOL-20 Vor Monat +1

    I never have a problem with narration,

  • Frank Tedder
    Frank Tedder Vor Monat +1

    I was so looking forward to this movie being garbage

  • flukedust22
    flukedust22 Vor Monat +1

    nahhh... fuck it, I like the movie... people just keep finding ways to whine about something...

  • bill burke
    bill burke Vor Monat

    The thing that got me was why did they need to have lara open the cave, they had explosives that they has been using for 7 years and the wall was all of 4 feet thick

  • smilsmff
    smilsmff Vor Monat

    7:07 uh Same exact rock arch used in "Romancing the Stone"

  • Linj Ames
    Linj Ames Vor Monat +3

    Not enough sins. This movie really sucked

  • echo
    echo Vor Monat +1

    movies like this are basically so idiot fuck boys and peppy girls can be made to feel smart.

  • Skidz1818
    Skidz1818 Vor Monat

    anyone else watch a movie then immediately go see if CinemaSins did an "Everything wrong with..."?
    I do, and fuck you CinemaSins, now every movie i watch i sin as i am watching it, then see if yours and mine match!!

  • SparksFly
    SparksFly Vor Monat

    The movie itself was good. Just too many coincidences to feel real.

  • K 9 Poodle
    K 9 Poodle Vor Monat

    8:14 those are their to entice the gamers into the movie. You are complaining about this. Play the game once. She went through much worse.

  • Public Static Void
    Public Static Void Vor Monat

    How hot is Alicia Vikander?? I'd plow her!

  • ForcefighterX2
    ForcefighterX2 Vor Monat +1

    This movie succeeded in making the first Tomb Raider seem like the ideal motion picture.

  • Bubbles Gray
    Bubbles Gray Vor Monat +2

    "I'm not saying that she would necessarily die...but she would definitely be dead"

  • Rakadazan
    Rakadazan Vor Monat +1

    Thank you, this movie sucks

  • ZeroG&M
    ZeroG&M Vor 2 Monate +6

    The game is way way better

  • jyokoyama100
    jyokoyama100 Vor 2 Monate +1

    yeah....pretty bad.....didn't finish watching the movie

  • Jottan
    Jottan Vor 2 Monate +1

    i havent seen the movie but from seeing this shit, the movie is so loosely based on the game that it wasnt even feckin worth copying..

    • K 9 Poodle
      K 9 Poodle Vor Monat

      If you are a fan of the game. Don't watch this movie.

  • Musical Ava
    Musical Ava Vor 2 Monate

    My issue with the movie were two key things
    One: the fact that her father was indeed alive. Yes it's interesting to see the father daughter dynamic put through the ultimate test to the death but to be honest I feel like it held back her potential. Her father being dead in the game gave her a unfathomable amount of determination to avenge her father and prove he wasn't nuts.
    Two: It gave Himiko the same plot twist of Uncharted. The first Uncharted had the same plot twist of El Dorado. The bad fall back of this is:
    If they made a movie based off the first Uncharted game for anyone who's seen this Tomb Raider movie and not played the Uncharted game, they're going to assume they ripped off the plottwist from Tomb Raider.

    Idk. I'm bored

  • Joey Teter
    Joey Teter Vor 2 Monate

    Fucking Jerry.

  • Shy Brother Speaks
    Shy Brother Speaks Vor 2 Monate

    The men were waiting by the shore because of the flare that the guy shot up before they abandoned ship.

  • Santiago Rodriguez
    Santiago Rodriguez Vor 2 Monate

    These types of channels are the cancer of cinematography! Gone are the times where we went to the cinema simply with the intention of enjoying a movie!

    • K 9 Poodle
      K 9 Poodle Vor Monat

      This video cut out many of the key scenes of the movies.

    • Brooks Stacks
      Brooks Stacks Vor 2 Monate

      They didn't have this playing in the 'cinema' you cunt. no one made you watch it.

  • Shy Brother Speaks
    Shy Brother Speaks Vor 2 Monate

    Should've taken off a sin off for the very last scene.

  • lucabaar1
    lucabaar1 Vor 2 Monate +1

    Roar Uthaug directed this trash. Some squinty eyed Norwegian who spent enough time and money in/on film school to memorize the formulas required to slop this failure together. Anyone who thinks well of this production needs a head check. It was funny how bad it was. Uthaug should be ashamed of his work

    • K 9 Poodle
      K 9 Poodle Vor Monat

      He's not the only one calling the shots. And u seriously don't know why they didn't follow the game. They game was only 9-12 hours. It's not DBZ with thousands of pages;

  • Tein Meizeshi
    Tein Meizeshi Vor 2 Monate +1

    Just add 10 000 sins for smaller cupsize and not being thicc enough.

  • Michael Motter
    Michael Motter Vor 2 Monate +3

    Should of started with 100 sins automatically for not having Angelina Jolie!