Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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  • KlugeDoctor
    KlugeDoctor Vor 19 Stunden

    Put me on the short list for poker night. Call me; I'll be there. One down, four to go.

  • 4Horsemen of The Apocalypse

    So the Lara's dad is like Goku

  • Hello There
    Hello There Vor 2 Tage

    I add 600 sins for not following it's source material... For a total of 732, i can't wait for the film adaptation of Rise and Shadow of the Tomb Raider

  • Ulisses Garcia
    Ulisses Garcia Vor 3 Tage

    This movie was so terrible I came here for both a summary and the sins

  • James Priest
    James Priest Vor 3 Tage

    This movie sucks, cant watch this one, no boobs! Come on.

  • James Priest
    James Priest Vor 3 Tage

    She isn't the tomb raider, not hot, wheres her boobs, sjw?

  • Udo Krawallo
    Udo Krawallo Vor 4 Tage

    There are some other logic holes I saw.
    - why did Lara sell the amulet for not even half of the price the captain originally wrote in the letter? Does she hope for discount?
    - also, while she needs the money for the captain, she doesn´t need money for the flight to Hong Kong?
    - oh and she missed a good chance to let the evil guys fall into that chasm when the floor collapsed
    All in one just an okayish movie, but just too generic.

  • Nick Phillips
    Nick Phillips Vor 4 Tage

    "How do you know it's not an ancient glory hole? Seriously, Lara, if you get hit in the head with a dusty, cobwebby, mummy penis, that's on you." - CinemaSins (Tomb Raider 2018)

  • Alphasnowbordergirl
    Alphasnowbordergirl Vor 6 Tage

    You know, it makes no sense to make traps to keep people in if himiko would make no attempts to escape.

  • gregory allen
    gregory allen Vor 6 Tage

    I pulled this up after watching the movie too see if you point out this one fact. Laura's dad is a shit dad. Hides clues so Laura could find his hidden research but doesn't think that if she's smart enough to find it, why wouldn't she use it to find him? Why burn it? I know it's what he said to do but what about this makes you think she'd do it. I'm smart enough to figure out the clue and go through all this trouble just to burn the final clue that would tell me what happened to my dad. Leave a note for the CIA not for the one person that would actually use the map to find you and therefore deliver the map to the very people you are hiding it from.

  • Sapphira S.V.
    Sapphira S.V. Vor 7 Tage

    I was annoyed at how little actual tomb raiding there was. Do they understand the title of their own movie?

  • Sho Tohara
    Sho Tohara Vor 7 Tage

    Great game, shit movie

  • Sho Tohara
    Sho Tohara Vor 7 Tage

    At this point just stop making movies off video games

  • kzbxvz
    kzbxvz Vor 7 Tage

    All movies based on video games are complete trash just tries to grab easy money from dumb stupid people.

  • spiros91
    spiros91 Vor 8 Tage

    One sin for the fact that Vogel gets hit in the nuts and immediately fights back like nothing happened but when gets kicked by Lara a few seconds later gets stunned and one more sin for the fact that Richard has a picture of a Trinity woman but failed to recognize that is was his assistant, even though he managed to find Himiko out of nowhere.

  • Alesii TS
    Alesii TS Vor 9 Tage +1

    This is based on the first rework of tomb raider game.

  • PDP
    PDP Vor 10 Tage

    Laras dad was murdered. That's what I can't get about this movie.

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog Vor 11 Tage

    Find you annoying as fuck!! You talk so much shit this hole review ..

  • Alexandru Imperious Ciubuc55

    What ?? This movie has the best intro ever !! It's legendary !! The intro is so awesome !! Starting with Richard Croft' s research and Lara training! Come on that's the best way to start a movie!

  • AdamG1983
    AdamG1983 Vor 13 Tage

    If I'm too bored to finish the Cinemasins, I'm not seeing this

  • AdamG1983
    AdamG1983 Vor 13 Tage

    Angelina Jolie isn't Lara Croft here.
    *DING*

  • Jason Han
    Jason Han Vor 15 Tage

    Small breast. That's the only sin.

  • tubeTreasurer
    tubeTreasurer Vor 15 Tage

    Well you are a bit wrong on the 7 year old room without dust. The origin of dust is people. If noone lives there, no dust accumulates. Our attic is completely dust free after 15 years of maybe a handful of enterings per year.

  • bbria28
    bbria28 Vor 15 Tage

    “ Fucking Jerry”

  • Rue Stahl
    Rue Stahl Vor 15 Tage

    When an Actress plays "Lara Croft" she has to have "Attitude". This Actress doesn't know what the Word Means.

  • Rue Stahl
    Rue Stahl Vor 15 Tage

    I'll say this much for the Movie. You've made me want to go see it just to watch an Actress fail at playing "Lara Croft" (aka: Angelina Jolie) and Laughing My Ass Off..!!!

  • Rue Stahl
    Rue Stahl Vor 15 Tage

    Where is Angelina Jolie when you Need her? By the way CINEMA SINS. I totally "Love" Your Sarcasim. It left me in stitches... Lol..

  • Logicdiary317
    Logicdiary317 Vor 16 Tage

    Yet another video game movie that's come up short. The only one I really liked was the first resident evil movie. All the rest are hit or miss with some parts of "oh yeah, I remember that part in the game..."

  • Ian Kelly
    Ian Kelly Vor 16 Tage

    Video games to movies and vice versa are always terrible. They are totally different mediums and tell their stories​ in different ways.

  • Magik
    Magik Vor 16 Tage

    It made me laugh when she aimed an arrow at the helicopter window which i can assume would be bulletproof/reinforced glass.

  • Surjasarathi Adhya
    Surjasarathi Adhya Vor 16 Tage

    two dimensional flat chested actress

  • CBplayZ
    CBplayZ Vor 17 Tage

    This movie is so much worse than this video makes it out to be.

  • Discordant
    Discordant Vor 17 Tage

    What the problem is, is that Hollywood hipsters think they can write better stories than game devs they are wrong.

  • 1000 Subs With No Videos Challenge

    They got Lara so wrong in this movie.

  • Sian Dillon
    Sian Dillon Vor 18 Tage

    Hey, dead dad's not dead cliche. Also, dead dad's not dead then dies cliche.

  • Julia Marie
    Julia Marie Vor 18 Tage

    *f*ucking jerry*

  • Julia Marie
    Julia Marie Vor 18 Tage

    THE VIDEO GAME IS BETTER

  • Aria Jenkins
    Aria Jenkins Vor 19 Tage

    football uncle seventh quiet green top shirt distance electricity my publisher.

  • Jason Wimmer
    Jason Wimmer Vor 19 Tage

    Is all u do seriously just finding all the bad stuff about movies cuz that's depressing af

  • Jason Wimmer
    Jason Wimmer Vor 19 Tage

    TOMB RAIDER IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and this vid sucks cuz the "sins" r fine they're not sins and it's not like u could make a better movie.

  • beep beep
    beep beep Vor 20 Tage

    i actually really like this movie. it’s badass and awesome. i played the video games (not shadow of the tomb raider yet because that shits expensive) and even though the movie is not perfect at all to the game, it still got the point across. i overall really like this movie.

  • Filipe Gomes
    Filipe Gomes Vor 20 Tage +1

    It exists should be number one. What a horrible movie.

  • Julian Röth
    Julian Röth Vor 20 Tage

    Movie has a female lead, what did you expect CinemaSins to do...

  • Harvey
    Harvey Vor 21 Tag

    @ 12:47 - I think they tried to explain this by having him strap his arm tightly with the belt just after he became infected

  • Satoaster
    Satoaster Vor 21 Tag

    I swear this movie was nothing more then a mix of the plot of Uncharted and the villains of Rise of the Tomb Raider.

  • The-Trustees
    The-Trustees Vor 21 Tag

    Is it just me or should Lara Croft NOT squeak so much?

  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Vor 21 Tag +5

    You forgot a sin for giving us a ugly Lara croft!

  • Silverfoxxee
    Silverfoxxee Vor 21 Tag

    The biggest sin is that she doesn't look English!

  • Lensver03
    Lensver03 Vor 22 Tage

    It was not a bad movie. The problem is that fans want everything in a single film.

  • Twigg4075
    Twigg4075 Vor 22 Tage

    The biggest thing wrong was the casting of Lara.

  • Sam Lanena
    Sam Lanena Vor 23 Tage

    Dude. Next time you're in far north Queensland, poker night at my place. All you need is $20 & a six pack of your favoured beverage.

  • VOLD GAMER
    VOLD GAMER Vor 23 Tage

    this movie SUCKED!!!!!!!

  • MrBrujah222
    MrBrujah222 Vor 23 Tage

    Anybody else getting tired of seeing easter eggs getting sinned when it would take a three second google search to see how it's tied in to the video games/ graphic novel that the movie/ franchise is based upon? You did this in Resident Evil, V for Vendetta, and almost every Marvel movie as well, but hey, fuck it, it's not like these things are made for the fans to get some enjoyment out of them, right?

  • Shockwave Shockwave
    Shockwave Shockwave Vor 23 Tage

    Funny, i just got a trailer for the new tomb raider game

  • MIronLance
    MIronLance Vor 23 Tage

    I didn't care for the movie, but not for the same reasons as you. However, I erased all your 'sins' because of the final Dickie Goodman-esque montage. LOL

  • Waxy
    Waxy Vor 23 Tage

    They changed too much parts of the story and added bullshit that was far from necessary. Not to mention that the game starts off with them crashing onto the island with the boat. This whole beginning is stupid and useless.
    Not surprised they failed yet again with making a proper video game movie.

  • Clayton Foster
    Clayton Foster Vor 24 Tage

    If you ever want him to slow down, change the speed to .75 in the video settings.

  • daughteroftheelement
    daughteroftheelement Vor 24 Tage

    This movie was utter crap and I am a HUGE tomb raider fan. I did my own review too on my channel if anyone is interested.

  • TheMartieno
    TheMartieno Vor 24 Tage

    I laughed quite hard when you said Legolas

  • Love4CoreMusicNMore
    Love4CoreMusicNMore Vor 24 Tage

    As soon as I saw that they were making this movie I knew it would be a stinking pile of shit

  • Shiashi
    Shiashi Vor 24 Tage

    *Shadow of the tomb raider ad comes on before video* Of course...

  • James Woodard
    James Woodard Vor 24 Tage

    I am perfectly aware that I am being a bit petty, that this is supposed to be young Lara, and that we are in an age in which an action hero is required to be less than 20, but she doesn't actually look like Lara Croft. Lara is very athletic. The version of "young Lara" in the new games looks tough without being a line-backer, but Miss Vikander is...well...skrawny. I knew teenage girls on the Volleyball squad at my high school that could break this Lara in half. What the old and new game characters as well as (the admittedly svelt) Angelina Jolie's version had in common was that I could imagine them delivering a really solid punch. Vikander looks like she might hurt herself. There are also other parts of the anatomy of this character that are lacking somewhat compared to the original version, but I am too much of a gentleman to be more specific. This doesn't actually bother me so much, as I would rather too little than too much attention paid on that aspect in a video game or movie, but it is a visible difference that adds to my point about skrawniness.

  • Orhan'ın Türküler Köşesi

    Biggest Sin.....there is NO Lara Croft in this Movie, just that GENERIC CHICK, that doesnt even remotely look like Lara (same goes for the last few Tomb Raider Games) They FUCKED up the Games and FUCKED up the Movies, RIP Lara Croft >_>

  • Surah Online
    Surah Online Vor 25 Tage +5

    *Sin #1 :* She is NOT Angelina Jolie

  • Sabo
    Sabo Vor 25 Tage

    Main flaw of this movie is the change in the main plot to just be a sickness and all the magical, mysterious and supernatural is just gone. That's what Tomb Raider has always been to me.

  • Ken White
    Ken White Vor 25 Tage

    You sound exactly like Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty

  • Usama Ali
    Usama Ali Vor 25 Tage

    +1 for the fact that they took 70% of the story from the 2013 Tomb Raider game.

  • Cletus And friends
    Cletus And friends Vor 25 Tage

    Her boobs are too small

  • Anton Bengard
    Anton Bengard Vor 25 Tage

    You didn't even address how gigantic those normal sized guns looked in the hands of that little girl at the end.

  • TheMrcooll
    TheMrcooll Vor 26 Tage

    MORE LIKE DICHARD AND FATHIAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • Dirty Red
    Dirty Red Vor 26 Tage

    "Forced slave labor..." Is there another type of slave labor?

  • Jordan Valencia
    Jordan Valencia Vor 26 Tage

    Ths movie wasnt as bad as you say ive seen it on red box its wasnt bad

  • Emma Frost
    Emma Frost Vor 26 Tage

    I saw the last scene of the movie and I liked it alot. Much better than most Marvel DC endings.

  • gasdorfic muncher
    gasdorfic muncher Vor 26 Tage

    you saved me $4.00 rental fee ...i get a happy meal instead , happy to miss this flick

  • Raquya_.303
    Raquya_.303 Vor 27 Tage

    They turned Himiko from an immortal body-snatching Storm Goddess with an army of deadly un-aging samurai to a fucking plague carrier??? HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO FUCK UP SUCH A SIMPLE PREMISE!!!

  • ElectKoopa
    ElectKoopa Vor 27 Tage +1

    I hate this piece of shit, it's another letdown. They just don't fucking get it.

  • ma nigga
    ma nigga Vor 27 Tage

    angelina jolie betteR?

  • Jack Froth
    Jack Froth Vor 27 Tage

    Lara wasn't in enough trouble.

  • Anon Ymity
    Anon Ymity Vor 27 Tage

    I forgot this whole film almost immediately after it ended, I only remembered it exists because of this video, what an absolute pos film

  • Andrew Jackson
    Andrew Jackson Vor 27 Tage

    She's beautiful!!!!

  • Andrew Jackson
    Andrew Jackson Vor 27 Tage

    Why does she have a slight foreign accent????

  • 0Imtheslime0
    0Imtheslime0 Vor 27 Tage

    totally crap movie...

  • Tremor night
    Tremor night Vor 28 Tage

    She was fucking stabbed and she killed a solider

  • Aramil Hernandez
    Aramil Hernandez Vor 28 Tage

    I want everybody to know that the first tomb ride starting up she have big breasts and a medium size tight ass in these British actress have none of a both sssshit they fucked up again I hate fucking Hollywood right now.If it was in enough the first tow movies they suck as well. so I hate even more this Bullshit And both actresses have no fucking body’s. people let’s be real is not such the acting they have to have the fucking body as well remembered that fucking Hollywood when you pick actresses for these movie roles motherfuckers fuck y’all😡🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕

  • winnie Bishh
    winnie Bishh Vor 28 Tage +5

    Is anyone going to say it? They Scooby doo'ed Tomb Raider... lol.
    Whole premise of TR is
    1.Something appears as supernatural
    2.Lara is skeptical & overcomes huge adversities and tries to find the truth
    3.Lara finds the truth which is supernatural and overcomes evil.
    But in Scooby doo
    1.Something appears as supernatural
    2.The gang investigates
    3.Bad guy is making fools out of everyone and the whole situation if completely logical and non supernatural.
    Sooo... They Scooby doo'ed Tomb Raider...

    • Sabo
      Sabo Vor 25 Tage +1

      This pretty much sums it up. The supernatural is part of Tomb Raider, without it, it's not Tomb Raider. How can they base a movie off a game and then remove everything interesting about it?

  • Jason Todd Roberts
    Jason Todd Roberts Vor 28 Tage

    Camera dead after 7 years? Especialy a sony, If I leave my battery in mine it's dead after a couple hours.

  • David Green
    David Green Vor 28 Tage

    Hmm... It looks like I am gonna pass this one. The game had an amazing story and lots of awesome elements that seem to be skipped in this one... Instead, they just build a mere inferior Indiana Jones scenario... And a virus? Really? Hollywood can't come with something less cliche than this? It's sad. Of course, no one is saying they should adapted the story to look exactly like the game, it would be impossible to make it into a 2 hours movie anyway... But couldn't they at least try to be more similar to the game? Other than the name characters, the location and the existence of Himiko, everything is pretty much new. I don't think it would had been impossible to keep Matthias as a cult member, even if it worked for some dumb organization... they where stuck on that island anyway. And could had keept all that concept with Himiko controling storm and her soul being captive in a corpse due to the ritual failing. The Oni... the samurai zombies could had been keept too! WTF AMERICA?! You love zombies! Instead it seems that they wasted half of the movie just introducing Lara and her day by day life... So much potential wasted.

  • npsit1
    npsit1 Vor 28 Tage

    9:48 Wait.. That's supposed to be a door? It looks like a freaking tunnel boring machine.

  • TheGameLecturer
    TheGameLecturer Vor 28 Tage

    The plot of the 2013 game this movie is mostly based of is better.

  • Brubarov
    Brubarov Vor 28 Tage

    133. Sam and Jonas are not there for not apparent reason.
    134. Lara has "small" tettys

  • supereldinho
    supereldinho Vor 29 Tage +2

    The reason why Lara gets beat up so often in this movie is because her actress has an incredibly punch-worthy face. Just look at the movie poster -- a face in need of a fist.

  • aionrahm
    aionrahm Vor 29 Tage

    I will never understand why the heck they made up the first 30 minutes of the movie, when the game had a pretty good start as a movie too.

  • bmxninjaGaming
    bmxninjaGaming Vor 29 Tage

    You can pick apart every movie thats just how movies are. Stupid but i liked this one

  • basilisk02
    basilisk02 Vor 29 Tage

    I was let down by cinemasins when he didn't say 'no.' after he screamed NOOOOOOO. hopefully next time

  • Loren Amer
    Loren Amer Vor 29 Tage

    I think regardless of the mistakes this part and Alicia was the closest to Lara Croft! In my eyes.. not Jolie the bag of plastic and acts like she pauses to the camera...🙄

  • CheesyFries 2468
    CheesyFries 2468 Vor 29 Tage +1

    It just wasnt as good as I had hoped for. 😞😞😞😐😑

  • marvelv212
    marvelv212 Vor 29 Tage

    Lora Croft is way hotter than this girl.

  • HuntedOne4
    HuntedOne4 Vor 29 Tage

    Im a huge fan of Tomb Raider games this movie wasn't amazing wasn't the worst thing ever but it was pretty meh however some of these points seem a little petty and forced I know it's all in good fun but an example is someone bumping into the key would find it just doesn't work somthing like that wouldn't open even if you pushed some one into it, you would actually need to push it in with a smaller object aka her finger another one being it not being a surprise she found her father maybe I'm just dumb but I didn't expect this part nor did I like it since her father in the games was killed.

  • MrAlex327
    MrAlex327 Vor Monat

    These movie reviews give me life

  • magita666
    magita666 Vor Monat

    I actually like this film.