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Ricky Gervais | Why Doesn’t God Kill Satan?

  • Am 27 Sep 2022 veröffentlicht
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  • du ab
    du ab Vor Monat +3517

    God:kill Satan
    "I'm already in hell where do you want me to go, Detroit?"

    • Younggg
      Younggg Vor 12 Tage

      south park joke? if so i approve

    • Lieutenant Data
      Lieutenant Data Vor 13 Tage

      You guys in the comments saying Ohio, that’s extremely dumb considering ohio *is* hell

    • Delano Van raalte
      Delano Van raalte Vor 15 Tage

      ​@Tin Man is ohio that bad

    • Kapreson
      Kapreson Vor 16 Tage


    • Mountain Goat
      Mountain Goat Vor 16 Tage

      ​@Un_FaiR can't even have satan in ohio

  • Mighty Boi
    Mighty Boi Vor Monat +2126

    "why is the mcdonalds icecream machine never working?"

    • Bill Senyk
      Bill Senyk Vor Monat


    • NJ T
      NJ T Vor Monat

      @NINETENDOPE SAITAMA nope London too

    • Spilledcoffee7
      Spilledcoffee7 Vor Monat

      @CH1LL-_-BRO that's how it is, still. But we have a few ppl who know, and they all hate it 🤣🤣

    • Spilledcoffee7
      Spilledcoffee7 Vor Monat +1

      @Zach Noble that's not why at all, it's usually either in heat mode which takes forever (don't ask; idk what that means, I think it's like getting ready to make the ice cream? Idk.) or we haven't been able to send somebody to the walk in cooler to get bulk ice cream. It has nothing to do with repairs or corporate gain.

    • Alfie Jackson
      Alfie Jackson Vor Monat

      @Zach Noble well yea, we know that. I think. You can only have “special repair men” or else you get sued.

  • oloxhossono
    oloxhossono Vor Monat +257

    He’s got a point with the chocolate 😂😂😂

    • stvn
      stvn Vor 16 Tage

      @Buckii And the power

    • Buckii
      Buckii Vor 16 Tage

      @stvn he didn’t give us the power todo anything.. he gave us the choice todo anything

    • stvn
      stvn Vor 16 Tage

      @Buckii He gave us the power to make everything

    • Buckii
      Buckii Vor 17 Tage +1

      @Film diva he didn’t give us the idea to make chocolate lol so ur saying that he gave us the idea to make meth, crack all that?? LOOOL

    • Film diva
      Film diva Vor 17 Tage

      @Alexis Aguilar how tf am I the angry one when you attacked me for asking what the Bible said? Stop talking before you make yourself sound any dumber. And if that were really true you wouldn’t have kept answering me. I would say get a job but that’s child labor.

  • Wilbert Lek
    Wilbert Lek Vor 12 Tage +3

    So funny how noone can even agree on what "Satan" is supposed to be, let alone give rational arguments for their personally preferred imaginary friend.

  • DeathlyMallow?
    DeathlyMallow? Vor Monat +461

    "I'm already in hell, where do I go now? Double hell? Cause I'm double dead?"

    • Zero
      Zero Vor 21 Tag

      Florida just make him live with gater man

    • Helix
      Helix Vor 21 Tag


    • DeathlyMallow?
      DeathlyMallow? Vor 21 Tag

      @Whatever Please, it's a reference. I didn't mean to make a statement or anything :

    • Whatever
      Whatever Vor 21 Tag

      Yeah but then if he’s dead and in hell, how does he still wield influence on humanity?

    • CapnPrice06
      CapnPrice06 Vor 25 Tage +2

      I understood that reference. Or the other banger "was that supposed to be sexist, or racist?
      "Whatever pisses ya off more"

  • Gregory Edwards
    Gregory Edwards Vor Monat +8860

    God: He might be evil, but he throws one hell of a BBQ.

    • Rosetta Wolfie
      Rosetta Wolfie Vor 21 Tag

      @Snusey and what makes u think that? 🙂

    • Snusey
      Snusey Vor 21 Tag

      @Rosetta Wolfie you actually have no knowledge on what REALLY happens 😁

    • منير النمر
      منير النمر Vor 24 Tage

      @Mariana Perez no you're wrong in Islam the satan isn't an angel but another creature we Muslim called them jin ......
      Angel are made from light.
      Human race made from earth or clay.
      Jins are made of fire.......
      The human and jin have the right of choice...and ofcourse there is consequence.
      The angles never sin cuze they don't have right to choice

    • GConnollyMD
      GConnollyMD Vor Monat

      Pun intended?

    • never-live-style
      never-live-style Vor Monat

      @Larrey yeesss

  • Danny Mac theatre of life .

    Hard to believe there are still grown adults believing in this 7 th century nonsense 😂😂

    • greencat184
      greencat184 Vor Monat


    • Naeemul Hoque
      Naeemul Hoque Vor Monat

      Oh yeah?! let's have a discussion on "Hamza's Den" DEclips channel. We host calls regularly on live stream 😀

    • MooseTash
      MooseTash Vor Monat

      Just because you're not a very intelligent person, don't drag us all down to your ignorant level please.
      Just because you're too blind to acknowledge your own creator and the wonderful life he had granted you with his love and power.
      He's incredible, and merciful.
      ~ Every Idiot Religious Person Ever

  • MicrOitos
    MicrOitos Vor Monat +6

    The greatest lie ever pulled was a few bored men who convinced people that their evil actions are caused by an invisible demon.

    • demsy ciu
      demsy ciu Vor 27 Tage +2

      no, your evil action is caused by yourself, the devil just the cheerleader.. God said all men has evil desire, thus God said men himself have to responsible for their action.. If not then why He punish human for their sins?
      "And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
      If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and IF THOU DOEST NOT WELL, SIN LIETH AT THE DOOR. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him." Genesis 4:6-7 (KJV)
      "HAVING EYES FULL of adultery, and that CANNOT CEASE from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
      WHICH HAVE FORSAKEN THE RIGHT WAY, AND ARE GONE ASTRAY, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;"2 Peter 2:14-15 (KJV)

  • thekidtrey
    thekidtrey Vor Monat +6

    Love Rickys humor 😂

  • Soham Bubukwar
    Soham Bubukwar Vor Monat +10

    The comment section is so hilarious, bunch of baseless believers getting pissed over a joke, thanks y'all made my day😂😂

    • Khaiiiii
      Khaiiiii Vor Monat +1

      @Tylar Jackson I’m agnostic but yea glad some people aren’t just getting pissed at a joke

    • mm
      mm Vor Monat +1

      @Tylar Jackson thanks to you my friends i can get my faith back to humanity 🙏 ❤ rather than believing in some god that doesn't even exist.

    • Tylar Jackson
      Tylar Jackson Vor Monat +1

      @Khaiiiii Took me a pretty long time too. Thank god for fellow atheists.

    • Khaiiiii
      Khaiiiii Vor Monat +5

      Thank god I found someone who’s smart

  • Ronald Stefanus
    Ronald Stefanus Vor Monat +6760

    Ricky: *doing comedy*
    Viewers: *convert the comment section into religious debate*

    • Geertrui Van Broekhoven
      Geertrui Van Broekhoven Vor 14 Tage +2

      @Ronald Stefanus 😄

    • Ronald Stefanus
      Ronald Stefanus Vor 19 Tage

      @Geertrui Van Broekhoven sorry, didnt realize you have difficulties seeing whats obvious

    • Geertrui Van Broekhoven
      Geertrui Van Broekhoven Vor 19 Tage

      @Ronald Stefanus Sorry, I didn't realise you only wanted to say what's obvious.

    • Ronald Stefanus
      Ronald Stefanus Vor 20 Tage

      @Geertrui Van Broekhoven yes obviously, and?

    • Geertrui Van Broekhoven
      Geertrui Van Broekhoven Vor 20 Tage

      ​@Ronald Stefanus and people write comments in the comment section to share their opinion, like yourself

  • Kutastha
    Kutastha Vor 14 Tage

    "It's always so precious to see a comedian talking to his own God-ego." -The Lord

  • IAm-V
    IAm-V Vor Monat +24

    there can't be a hero without a villain

    • Bonzo Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
      Bonzo Pippinpaddleopsicopolis Vor 18 Tage

      ​@Strong Arm he doesn't, he's also a resident of hell

    • Tyler Hoskins
      Tyler Hoskins Vor 21 Tag +1

      That makes no sense

    • IAm-V
      IAm-V Vor Monat

      @Strong Arm ya but he's been portrayed as a evil being so my point still stands

    • Strong Arm
      Strong Arm Vor Monat +1

      And Satan isn't the source of evil, he only tempts and punishes evil men

  • pianotm
    pianotm Vor Monat +171

    "Why would I kill him when I'm the one that gave him the job in the first place?"

    • Martin Wagner
      Martin Wagner Vor 14 Tage

      Actually that is EXACTLY what the Original old Testament of the Jews said before Christians (not Christ of course....there's a fundamental difference between the two 1😉) corrupted it for their own sake....
      Satan (Shaitan) originally is an Angel in obedient Service to God who - asked by God and doing God's will places hardships and challenges and temptations in the Lives of people so that both people and God could see & experience where they truly stand. That actually is a much more coherent and logical position because Consciousness DEPENDS upon Contrast to have even a chance to become conscious....in order for example to become conscious of temperature there must exist various degress of temperature otherwise there would be just something but nobody would know really what it is...
      For "Good" to ever meaningfully exist, let alone be perceivable and describable "evil" MUST exist to provide the referential frame and contrast for "good".
      That is just one of MANY examples that show the immature and bogus nature of Christianity and its fundamental doctrines that LITERALLY hijacked the true teachings of the Christ and for example falsified the Old Testament of the Jews.
      On one hand they borrowed Authority from the old Testament of the Jews - on the other hand they changed it for the sake of PROMOTING the new religion - if it was just the same WHY should anyone follow the new path ? Very similar things took place in Islam for the same reasons.
      The REAL Antithesis to God is of course the human Ego beLIEfset - the devil is just the Ego's innate tendencies projected outwards onto another entity
      And the Ego isn't really at all condemned by God but providing as said in the beginning the REQUIRED Antithesis NEEDED to become even consciously aware of God....ALL REAL spiritual TRUTH is utmost logical so WHY and on what fundament would or could God "condemn" the REQUIRED Antithesis to him that is needed to become even ever aware of the real Goodness of God ???
      That's completely absurd and factually FALSE - the Ego as the Antithesis to God's real LOVE - and if you EVER had a NearDeathExperience you KNOW that immense LOVE by direct own firsthand experience beyond any shadow of doubt WHATSOEVER.....) this condemns ITSELF - not God.....
      In FACT - would God ever condemn the Ego he would SPLIT himself into both good and evil (judgemental wrathful punitive Christian projection of human judgemental wrathful EGO upon God....making God a "God" of the Ego or actually an Anti God.
      God would very quickly himself become a "fallen God" or an Ego if he would ever allow to split himself like the Ego.
      And the Ego HAD to essentially split of frim Divine Consciousness and unity to provide the meaningful and mandatory CONTRAST as the NECCESSARY precondition for Awareness and Consciousness to be able to EXIST. Both Evolution and Awareness can ONLY happen within a framework of CONTRAST....
      So in Truth Duality is NEEDED to become consciously aware of the underlying Unity of God.....
      Actually Duality is even needed so that God could become aware of HIMSELF & of his nature.
      One could very legitimately say that in the beginning God knew He exists, that He IS.
      That have rise to the very FIRST most fundamental and essential Question of ALL time - I AM. But WHO or WHAT AM I ?
      GOD understood that this Question could ONLY be answered by creating a sphere of CONTRAST. That's the real impuls and NECESSITY for Creation.
      In other words God created Creation to create the required field of experiential Contrast so He could become aware of Himself in the meaning that afyer becoming AWARE of I AM He could answer the initial question so WHO AM I ?
      So God split himself but NOT in the way of the Ego because he kept a part of him as it was as unity and projected another part of himself into Creation and all of us in order to create the other required pole to him, he created Creation for the required Contrast as a means to become conscious, to be able to answer the Question Who am I ?
      Actually every single one of us follows God in the pursuit of becoming conscious about OURSELVES and God, to find out WHO am I ?
      Without Duality and it's Contrast THAT just couldn't happen, couldn't be answered, couldn't be accomplished.

    • Whatever
      Whatever Vor 21 Tag

      So god (and by extension the church) is a corrupt non-profit organization. Sounds about right.

    • John Rodgers
      John Rodgers Vor 25 Tage +2

      Exactly what I was gonna say

  • Hasna Khanom
    Hasna Khanom Vor 19 Tage +2

    It’s comedy I know but there are actually really good answers to these questions. So many people are led astray thru ignorance, I don’t blame them.

  • Gacha_Sky_Fandom
    Gacha_Sky_Fandom Vor Monat +3051


    • NowAndrew
      NowAndrew Vor 19 Tage

      @Random Person think about that for two seconds. So every flying creature managed to save themselves because they could fly? The whole species then and not just the "two members"... Did they fly for 40 days straight without stopping or eating? Or did God do one of his things and "protect them", but only two of every flying species? That's certainly not in the book.. Are you making stuff up?

    • Random Person
      Random Person Vor 19 Tage


    • Random Person
      Random Person Vor 19 Tage

      no, they can fly

    • NowAndrew
      NowAndrew Vor 20 Tage

      @adolf yeager so what? This is obvious...no-one mentioned humans-only...

    • adolf yeager
      adolf yeager Vor 20 Tage

      Only 0.6%of mosquitoes bite humans the other 99.4% are a huge part of the food chain dont believe me Google it up

  • Hi-Level
    Hi-Level Vor Monat +1

    Imagine having the balls to talk to your boss like that. Yeah sure you will be confident enough to be sane and ask such questions in the presence of God which, probably will never happen to most souls. Not just because they were unworthy, because they would be destroyed in God's energy too.

  • HalcyonEinar
    HalcyonEinar Vor Monat +3

    If you ever wondered why God allows Satan to do the things he does you should also wonder why he allows you to do the things that you do, good or bad, free will is for everyone and everything.

  • Anthony Aguasvivas
    Anthony Aguasvivas Vor 28 Tage +1

    Lol I love this man hes a genius

  • 4thegood
    4thegood Vor Monat +1

    Thank you God for creating Ricky, he is a funny guy.

  • Nodel Oliver
    Nodel Oliver Vor Monat +3

    God: Because... he's my son.
    Satan: I fucking hate you, dad!
    God: He's going through his rebellious phase.
    Satan: It's not a phase, Dad!
    God: **[Sigh of fatherly disappointment]**

    • Maple
      Maple Vor Monat

      You truly are a wordsmith, Nodel. You should write a script for a movie.

  • Winter IX
    Winter IX Vor Monat +41

    "Well In which case iv GOT A FEW FUCKING QUESTIONS, MATE" 😂😂😂 the balls on this guy I'm deaddd

  • Jey Lee
    Jey Lee Vor Monat

    My favorite Agnostic Atheist, love this guy's logic!

  • mark r. Devereux
    mark r. Devereux Vor Monat

    What a standup gem! Such a nifty delivery

  • Sargent Dornan
    Sargent Dornan Vor Monat +1066

    'Why did you make 71% percent of the world water, then make 98% percent of said water salty?"

    • Xensonar
      Xensonar Vor 14 Tage

      @Martin Wagner I've never seen someone write so many words and say so little.

    • Martin Wagner
      Martin Wagner Vor 14 Tage

      @Xensonar are you just dumb or deliberately dishonest ?
      I have mentioned 100.000's of Neardeathexperiences that people have reported after they were resuscitated and asked you to study them as that study ALONE will give you DEEPEST evidence for a realm of far higher Consciousness, far more powerful and benevolent -and you just continue your pathetic egotistical Rant to whine around like the spoiled brat that your Ego essentially IS ?
      What makes you hallucinate I have any interest to DO YOUR job of examining the evidence ??
      Call it undeserved grace and mercy that I even answered you....
      I mean there are far far far more sophisticated, knowledgeable Atheists with even a basic integrity out there so why would I waste time & efforts to a lame poser like you ?
      So get your butt in motion and study the vast amount of evidence or keep trolling around pretending there is none....tztztz....all these pathetically narcissistic morons not having the tiniest clue what they are talking about.....
      See - exactly as already Tyler tried to tell you - just because you are too lazy dumb and ignorant to study & grasp Quantum Physics or Biochemistry or Divine Consciousness doesn't make ANY difference on the FACT that all really exist....Finally do your Homework if you REALLY want to KNOW.

    • Xensonar
      Xensonar Vor 14 Tage

      @Martin Wagner If you're unwilling to even show me evidence, that speaks to your character, not mine. Stop pretending it's me who is unwilling to accept evidence if you're unwilling to provide it in the first place.

    • Martin Wagner
      Martin Wagner Vor 14 Tage

      @Xensonartylis just mirrored the same emptiness of your claim back to you that you now complain about 😉
      See I could give you overwhelming solid evidence.....but I honestly doubt that you're really up to seeking any evidence....
      I was a hardcore Atheist as a scientific academic until a NearDeathExperience after an almost fatal car crash when my Consciousness snapped its ties to the Body Interface.....
      Hundred thousands of People have made the very similar experience - the evidence that Consciousness is NOT AT all created by unconscious electrons and neurotransmitters and survives physical death is after the progress of resuscitation medicine OVERWHELMING and ROCKSOLID....
      You're literally the last generation that is able to beLIEve the dumb material reductionism "theory" of Consciousness....in 1-2 decades hardly any Scientist will even dare to claim that Consciousness would/could EVER be created by unconscious brain molecules/electrons....
      The brain is a RECEIVER of Consciousness and an Encoder of Consciousness.
      Consciousness itself resides beyond time space Continuum, thus is non localized non linear and multidimensional - EXACTLY like Quantum physics has already revealed Decades ago....😉
      But I personally would need ANY of that at ALL I totally KNOW by direct own firsthand experience- that's a completely different ball game.
      That NearDeathExperience totally collapsed my entire materialistic reductionist worldview FOREVER in a few moments - NO other experience has that capacity and power this I can assure you as I lived life EXCESSIVELY till then...but none of these experiences could even come most remotely close to what actually happenes when Consciousness separates from the Body....there are TEN THOUSANDS of NDE testimonies out there, often from the most trustworthy and sincere people that one could ever encounter, many of them former Atheists like myself....and all this literally overwhelming body of evidence has already began to transform science, is a top research subject that will make the stupid materialistic reductionist "theory" of Consciousness literally even undefendable soon....
      So if you REALLY want to KNOW then better hurry up to finally STUDY the enormous body of evidence....😋

    • Xensonar
      Xensonar Vor 14 Tage

      @Martin Wagner I'm saying that I don't believe gods exist. If the only response to that is "You can't say for a fact that no gods exist" then it is just empty and baseless claim and I am even further away from believing it than I already was. It is entirely rational to reject such a claim, until a better argument or evidence comes around.

  • Frank Ritchey
    Frank Ritchey Vor Monat +3

    Yikes a lot of people don’t understand that the reason God doesn’t kill Satan is to allow us free will. It’s the same as asking, why does God not make us to immediately choose Him? Because the point of a faith based relationship with God is to come to him utterly and completely by your own free will that He has granted to you, otherwise we would all be nothing more than drones. God doesn’t seek tyranny. He seeks an individual relationship with each and every person. It’s important to understand that nothing evil can ever come from God, but because free will exists, evil exists and will exist. But without evil and pain, we would never truly understand nor appreciate the love of God as well as eternal paradise with Him. It’s easy to blame God for perversions and evil when really Satan and man are to blame. God bless.

  • Liquidity Sniper
    Liquidity Sniper Vor Monat +2

    As a Christian, although it’s against my beliefs. Keep going Ricky

  • Ayano Nova
    Ayano Nova Vor Monat

    Omg I JUST thought of this like three weeks ago after reading a poem about satan, which was based on a painting that I love. and I'm just like "why don't just.. get rid of satan?"
    Personally I believe god and satan are one in the same being, and in order for god to live, satan has to live too- I'm not Cristian or anything, I just thought of this while going on my art escapade

  • Haz SmoothWalker
    Haz SmoothWalker Vor Monat

    I mean that would ruin the whole point of being on earth, plus if he's a spirit and can't exactly be killed, but either way, I love this guy's comedy 😂

  • Benny's Gaming Attic
    Benny's Gaming Attic Vor Monat +2701

    God: "I don't kill him for one simple reason... He owes me $20"

    • Human
      Human Vor Monat

      @slick mcCool Then what to you mean with your last reply?

    • MaestroVX
      MaestroVX Vor Monat


    • slick mcCool
      slick mcCool Vor Monat

      @Human I haven't made any analogies.

    • Human
      Human Vor Monat

      @slick mcCool What the hell does evolution has to do with my comment? I myself believe in evolution, litteraly every Christian does
      What is the point of your analogy?

    • T Person
      T Person Vor Monat

      @Inked Ben
      Atheist didn't come up with logic, the structures of logic would exist whether there were anyone around to ponder those thoughts or not.
      They can't be broken, altered, or changed in any way, shape, or form.
      And the beginning of life wouldn't have to be a religious discussion, there's always room for deism.

  • smith gorrilugum
    smith gorrilugum Vor Monat

    "Why did You make chocolate kill dogs?"
    This question has perplexed some of the greatest philosophical and religious minds since the dawn of time.

  • Wolfgang Landau
    Wolfgang Landau Vor Monat +18

    “Why did you make chocolate kill dogs”
    “Can’t have too much of a good thing, two positives equal a negative”
    “Yeah well now I see why you needed us to invent math”

    • Wolfgang Landau
      Wolfgang Landau Vor Monat

      @Ryan Patel that’s the joke bro

    • ABH ABH
      ABH ABH Vor Monat

      Gor dogs, bacon is chocolate.

    • Ryan Patel
      Ryan Patel Vor Monat +2

      In which math does 2 positive make a negative?

  • EpicDweeb
    EpicDweeb Vor Monat +1

    Ricky is the definition of a sophomore. A wise fool.
    His reasoning is entirely based on a false premise of who God is, who Satan is, what their goals are, and how they accomplish them.
    God's goal isn't just to be rid of evil. And evil doesn't exist simply because satan causes it. God's goal is to be most greatly glorified as a means of most deeply satisfying his people. This is accomplished by revealing each aspect of his character, including his mercy (sparing those who are evil) and his justice (rightly punishing those who are evil).
    Satan has a role to play in that. Evil is the result of sin and Satan doesn't have to be around to tempt us to sin, we tempt ourselves well enough. However, he brings about terrible things which highlight the evil in this world and remind us that God will judge all who are evil.
    This world, even with all of its evil, is the grace period. You have as many as 90+ years to witness all that goes on in the world, consider your place in it, and repent of your sin. But, when you die... you will face justice. That may either be Christ paying your debts of sin... or you paying for them yourself.

  • eldritchpalmerable
    eldritchpalmerable Vor 28 Tage +2

    People don’t realize that if you take this argument to the extreme it means that humans shoudl be gods. I love Ricky but he is disappointed because humans are not gods, and that according to him is an argument against the existence of a benevolent and omni potent God.

  • Noah McCurry
    Noah McCurry Vor Monat +1657

    “Why don’t they just fly the eagles to Mordor”
    “Shut up”

    • AdiB
      AdiB Vor 15 Tage

      I think it's because the valar refused to interfere in the business of men, unlike how they did with elves. eagles r direct servants of manwe. while Gandalf can call in favours due to his status as a maia, but they never interfere very directly when it's involving man kind. during the Hobbit they interfered in the matter of dwarves and later elves. flying Frodo to mordor would be easy, but it was decided by illuvatar that men would write their own destiny. in the end of LoTR, sauron was gone. all the eagles did was rescue Frodo, who by then was already touched and affected by the ring(because of which he was later brought to the land of the valar).

    • GannerRhysode
      GannerRhysode Vor Monat +1

      @The Bacon Shaman yeah Gwyhir the wind lord. I’m saying the eagles failed in their charge and that if the eagles were actual good creatures, as they are painted as, then asking them to sacrifice isn’t a big deal and there are many times more eagles than fell beasts. Gondor and Rohan risked everything. The eagles risked nothing. Horrible creatures. Worse than orcs if you think about it. At leas the orcs fought for something.

    • The Bacon Shaman
      The Bacon Shaman Vor Monat

      @GannerRhysode They may have been created to ward off evil, but saving men was not what they were about. In the books the King of All Birds directly asks Gandalf why his kind should care about the lands of men and dwarves falling to Sauron when the world would continue and the skies would remain the dominion of the birds.

    • poe_tater
      poe_tater Vor Monat

      I always thought it was because after the events of the Hobbit the eagles and race of men were at war with each other and in order to fly anywhere between Hobbiton and Mordor they were have to cross lands that would be dangerous for the eagles

    • Trip6 NoHeart
      Trip6 NoHeart Vor Monat

      @Socrates Lasgalen when will we find everything out?

  • Corryn
    Corryn Vor Monat +3

    I love Ricky Gervais 😂😂. But on a real note, he actually can't lol

  • Chontel Brumby
    Chontel Brumby Vor Monat

    Pure perfection ❤

  • Martin Christensen
    Martin Christensen Vor Monat +3

    If God killed Satan he’d go to hell 🤣

  • Captain Red Studios
    Captain Red Studios Vor Monat +18

    This guy is my spirit animal.

  • Hatred
    Hatred Vor Monat +4690

    God: "Because I want to see who are the real G's."

    • dovi rivkin
      dovi rivkin Vor Monat

      @Zach Jensen he already knows he that’s the point, if there is a god. That god is an absolute evil.

    • french toast
      french toast Vor Monat

      @Legit Poser love must be given freely.

    • JayDriel
      JayDriel Vor Monat

      @Mr Man mira mamaweavoo

    • slick mcCool
      slick mcCool Vor Monat

      @Pr3stigent there is only logic, it would be the same for all beings.

    • Justsomeguyonyoutube__
      Justsomeguyonyoutube__ Vor Monat

      @Legit Poser God doesn't need to do that. If he needed to, he would've made robots instead

  • David Laursen
    David Laursen Vor 16 Tage +1

    He knew that he was going to be betrayed, he knew he was going to be hated, he knew that sin was going to enter the world. The reason why we're not mindless robots simply bowing down because that's the only thing we're capable of is because he never wanted that.
    He wanted us to have choice. To choose to love and be with him. So yes, that's why it's difficult and why so many bad things can happen but it's not because that's how he designed it, but how sin has influenced this corrupt world.
    God doesn't hate dogs, chocolate, or gays. He just wants us to love him more than all the things of this world that evil tempts is with

  • RAAAH -
    RAAAH - Vor Monat +40

    If there’s no evil, there’s no god to hold on to

    • Tezwah
      Tezwah Vor 17 Tage

      @Simple - Brawl Stars I sincerely believe you should take your own advice.
      You believe in something without justification, that's fine, but don't do yourself the disservice of pretending you have the logical grounding.

    • Simple - Brawl Stars
      Simple - Brawl Stars Vor 17 Tage

      @Tezwah wake up

    • Tezwah
      Tezwah Vor 17 Tage

      ​@Simple - Brawl Stars the only thing we should fear is people like you who believe things without evidence.
      Theres no evidence a god exists, why on earth would I be fearful of that.

    • kai diya
      kai diya Vor 25 Tage

      Get a sense of humour fuck me

    • Splinch Splonch
      Splinch Splonch Vor 27 Tage +1

      @Mik Moen I don’t consider myself a pawn, yes we have free will which we use to experience the world, doesn’t mean we can’t serve god while doing it. Serving god just means honoring his words. He doesn’t need pawns he’s god 🤨

  • Facundo Melian
    Facundo Melian Vor Monat +7

    Me: "If you abandoned Jesus,how can we trust that you won't abandon us either?"
    God: *has left the chat*

    • T Person
      T Person Vor Monat +1

      @Facundo Melian
      Adam and Eve is more so a sort of Pinocchio story in a way, being a puppet doing what you're told, then becoming aware and grasping your humanity and taking responsibility for it and making mistakes on your own terms.
      But you could also derive meditation symbolism out of the serpent winding up the tree trunk of the forbidden fruit.
      The fruit being the knowledge you seek within yourself, the awareness.
      The snake is an ancient symbol much like the dragon.
      The European dragon wants to stop you from becoming your full potential, or bar you from getting the gold and the virginal maiden.
      The European dragon is you self doubt and stifles you from what you truly want in life, whereas the Asian dragon wants to share the secrets, wants to give you the gold.
      That's the serpent in the garden.
      It's giving you the gift of awareness.
      I guess you could say god represents the European iteration

    • Facundo Melian
      Facundo Melian Vor Monat +1

      @T Person Huh....never thought it that way... 🤔

    • T Person
      T Person Vor Monat +2

      @Facundo Melian
      Some of those stories are direct meditation metaphors and have nothing to do with the characters at face value.
      Anything to do with water and stone are often referring to meditating.
      So, Noah & the ark and
      Jakob(??) & the water well, to name a few. :)
      Or jesus ascending into heaven and seated at the right hand of the father is definitely one of them.

    • Facundo Melian
      Facundo Melian Vor Monat +1

      @T Person i know right?? The only reason why i would read the bible is because it has interesting myths

    • T Person
      T Person Vor Monat

      @Facundo Melian
      Judging by the blood thirsty tales & flood myth I've heard my whole life ... :)

  • KPL
    KPL Vor 17 Tage +1

    Without evil, there would be no good.

  • RJ
    RJ Vor Monat +447

    “Because…shut up.” Is such an OG level answer in any situation

    • LeoTheNinjaTurtleMan
      LeoTheNinjaTurtleMan Vor Monat

      @glossyplane542 yea man the comment I’m looking for

    • glossyplane542
      glossyplane542 Vor Monat +4

      This is what Tolkien said when he got asked why they don’t just use the eagles to fly Frodo to Mordor

  • Tylan Noel
    Tylan Noel Vor Monat +4

    It’s for balance. Satan isn’t evil he’s just doing his job 💀

    • Tylan Noel
      Tylan Noel Vor Monat

      @mm the only issue is that one literally was tasked to do it by god and the other is a psychopathic loser

    • mm
      mm Vor Monat

      Its like saying serial killer is not a bad guy he is just doing his job.

  • DC
    DC Vor Monat +3

    People have a misconception that Satan "rules" hell. Nah, he's down there suffering with the rest of em.

    • MrSidney9
      MrSidney9 Vor Monat

      Lol some People have the misconception that Satan actually exists.
      The version that Satan rules hell is found in Dante’s inferno and other books. Your version, also in some book.

  • Anthony Millward
    Anthony Millward Vor Monat

    Someone’s got to punish the bad people for eternity 😂

  • Tapinix
    Tapinix Vor Monat +4

    I love this, but im also a know it all and am going to explain why he doesnt kill satan
    (disclaimer: i dont believe in god, i just find the bible interesting to study, im also not a professional im just an art student with to much free time)
    So satan is a fallen angel, angel have free will, just like us. They have morals and they can choose what to do, they're not robots. Satan didn't like that god was above everyone else, that he held all the power. So he started a rebellion, he wanted to overthrow god. He was joined by approximately a third of the angels in heaven.
    Leading the resistance to satan, was the archangel Micheal. With the rest of the angels in heaven he won, and cast them out of heaven to the earth.
    its important to note here but "hell" isn't a seperate plane like heaven is, the mention of it in the bible referred to some valley, i dont know the specifics. They where sent to earth thats the important part.
    Some of its a bit jumbled, because there are also mentioned of Micheal leading the battle at the end of time in revelations, and its not clear if this whole thing was a prophecy or something that already happened. Or a bit of both.
    However, there was a mention of the devil with Jesus in the desert, he was fasting or something and satan tried to tempt him. So that implies that satan must have fallen sometime BC.
    Now this is specifically christianity, it includes the new testament and the idea that Jesus was the messiah. If you get into Judaism and Islamism it goes even deeper.
    TLDR ;;
    God wasn't the one to cast satan out of heaven, and if he did decide to kill him it wouldve proven everything satan and his fallen angels where claiming god was to be true (a tyrant basically)

    • Pixels303 at-Odysee
      Pixels303 at-Odysee Vor Monat +1

      I respect those who are critical thinkers and compare religious ideologies objectively without clouding their judgements or preconceived ideas with faith.
      I always have asked questions and never received answers which made sense with the bible. It is a magical book written by very smart men, so smart in fact you may even think it was written by GOD himself.
      Just a shame I don't understand it.

    • laith
      laith Vor Monat +1

      Interesting in Islam when the first prophet was created (صلاة الله عليه وسلم) he was made of mud the angels were made of light and Satan was made of fire and Satan was the most loyal to God in fact, but when God told them to bow to prophet Adam he refused because he claimed he was made of fire and Adam was made of mud and Satan declared that he could corrupt God's creations and in the day of judgment all angels will die and Satan will die and only God and our souls will remain in either jahanam or janah

  • JerKKeR
    JerKKeR Vor Monat +1277

    "well in which case I got a a few fuc--" *gets teleported to the deepest layers of hell*

    • Gabe Merritt
      Gabe Merritt Vor Monat

      As we all know that's one of the worst sins you can commit in church

    • Deimos
      Deimos Vor Monat

      Satan: "Mm, you questioned the *big guy* eh. Don't worry, I just got this level out fitted with Fibre internet and a new flat screen."

    • Jamie Ganderton
      Jamie Ganderton Vor Monat

      @Conrad Lorgar do I know you?

    • Conrad Lorgar
      Conrad Lorgar Vor Monat

      @Jamie Ganderton no I wouldn't take your opinion but thanks for the offer

    • Conrad Lorgar
      Conrad Lorgar Vor Monat

      @charles townsend Holy shit I remember that show
      That shit was hilarious

  • Ken NorThUnder
    Ken NorThUnder Vor Monat +1

    Simple: It's a stress test on God's part to show how much pain and shit he can deal with, especially from humans who readily point out the sins in others but never in themselves.
    The chocolade & dogs? Don't know. Same reason he thought physical death was a good thing.

  • Matthew S.
    Matthew S. Vor Monat +1

    I remember when I was young and in church I asked my preacher this exact question and he couldn't come up with an answer

    • Stefano Pogliani
      Stefano Pogliani Vor Monat

      "well, but he dosent kill people"
      "he committed a genocide, twice"

  • Lebron James
    Lebron James Vor Monat +9

    Dude these are legit questions he’s jst a funny guy that’s all

  • Cryptaku
    Cryptaku Vor Monat +1

    I'd ask him why he'd make belief in him a requirement to get to heaven, while simultaneously making himself imperceptible to our 5 senses, ergo the only way you'd ever know he existed is by word of mouth from human beings who clearly have a profit motive?
    I'd also ask him why he made people all over the world but somehow in his holy text he only ever communicates with people in an area you could cover up with your thumb on an atlas.

  • Black Iron Tarkus
    Black Iron Tarkus Vor Monat +343

    I’d gave him a picture of a platypus and told him “Whatever the Hell you’re smoking while making this thing I want it.”

    • Hunter
      Hunter Vor Monat +1

      This is so underrated

    • Black Iron Tarkus
      Black Iron Tarkus Vor Monat +1

      @Deimos Yeah but, venomous mammals? Are you fucking kidding me man.

    • Deimos
      Deimos Vor Monat +6

      Come on, we all know that his budget was low so he simply re-purposed some assets to meet the creature quota.

    • Vladimir Irkhin
      Vladimir Irkhin Vor Monat

      @Ivelios Xilosient linkie please

    • T.N.M. Samuel
      T.N.M. Samuel Vor Monat +2

      @Ivelios Xilosient we need the link

  • Black's Boosting
    Black's Boosting Vor Monat +1

    That first question is very good and I think that we all ask it at some point. If God were perfect and let’s say that he does exist and he is perfect. The perfect God leaves satan alive probably because he is very necessary in the process. Do with that what you will

  • byram101
    byram101 Vor Monat +2

    Killing Satan would give him no chance at all to prove his point before all other listening spirit creatures that humanity can live perfectly well without the influence of God.

  • 𒊹︎︎︎天使𒊹︎︎︎

    and another day of thanking god for being a muslim 🕴🏻👍

  • jessica lozano
    jessica lozano Vor Monat +2

    God: He may be evil, but he sure does make the best pizza. Hell, the entire thing is one big pizza oven.
    Religiously ( the L way), I think Satan like kinda governs all the souls kinda like a prison warden

  • Mairaaj Saqlain
    Mairaaj Saqlain Vor Monat +8

    The reason God didn't kill Satan is because this life is meant as a test to see if we will follow god and fight the temptations . This is so we can enter heaven which is a place of pleasure for ever .

    • Spectral Shadow
      Spectral Shadow Vor Monat

      Kinda shitty test if god gives cancer to babies.

    • Leon Freese
      Leon Freese Vor Monat

      But he is omnipotent, which includes omniscience. Omniscience directly requires a deterministic universe and does not allow for free will.
      If this is a test, its pretty fucking cruel cause he already knows the outcome and already pre decided who goes to hell and who doesn't. Why go through this hassle? Just create people and torture a few right away? Why make humans go through a test of which they cant influence the outcome?
      Either that or he isnt omnipotent

  • Ultra Ego Gogeta
    Ultra Ego Gogeta Vor Monat

    I may believe in God but this man is genuinely funny

  • Oldtimer
    Oldtimer Vor 13 Tage +2

    One word! BRILLIANT! : )

  • ArabicaBean
    ArabicaBean Vor Monat +1

    There is no heaven without a hell.
    But yes I see the point and all of the other questions are completely true LMAO

  • Ryan Mannifield
    Ryan Mannifield Vor Monat +671

    I’d ask him “Wasps? Seriously?”

    • Kenneth Smith
      Kenneth Smith Vor Monat +1

      I had to " like" this comment because it was on 666, I just had to make it go 667 just because, well you know why ..

    • jonte00a
      jonte00a Vor Monat

      @CAJS99 Why?

    • Deimos
      Deimos Vor Monat

      "Why parasites, do you just hate us?"

    • CAJS99
      CAJS99 Vor Monat

      @jonte00a cause they get to go to heaven faster?

    • WarriorDalla
      WarriorDalla Vor Monat +1

      ​@christopher clough Damn bro 💀

  • Iyce Phoenixx
    Iyce Phoenixx Vor Monat

    The second one got me 🤣🤣

  • Eva Fluksa
    Eva Fluksa Vor Monat

    The question I always have is, if god is the omnipotent and all knowing, than he created us knowing satan would have dominion over us and our lives. If he loved us more than any of his other creations why would he let Satan wreck this world and our planet? Makes me wonder if he doesn’t love satan more… 🤷‍♀️

  • Kinglyknight
    Kinglyknight Vor 17 Tage +1

    What the joke is asking is "Why does God let evil exist". As far as I can tell, good can't exist without it, a large part of our existence and what makes it meaningful is the limitations reality places upon us.

  • Tanishq Kumar Kaushal
    Tanishq Kumar Kaushal Vor Monat +2

    The whole ideology of God is based on good and evil, in every culture there's a being indicating the good, and the evil, in Christianity it's God and Satan, in Hinduism it's Ram and Ravan, etc etc.
    The whole idea is that every human being, carries a bit of God and a bit of Satan within them. If someone's purely good of purely bad, they're not real, In many religions The God killed the deamon, like in Hinduism, to indicate the victory of good over evil, but in Christianity, which is based on symbolism, it's not a holy war against God vs Satan that one should kill the other, it's a symbol balance that it teaches people to maintain, and letting the good side overpower the bad one INSIDE them, Satan represents all the bad stuff, killing Satan means all the bad things about each and every human should go away, but that isn't possible.

    • Just a Dislike Button
      Just a Dislike Button Vor Monat

      It is possible it's God he can make the world good and only good unless he isn't has all powerful as they say.

  • slay3r
    slay3r Vor Monat +73

    god: we have sort of a batman and joker thing going on

  • patrick gilchrist
    patrick gilchrist Vor 22 Tage +1

    It’s actually a really good but simple question. Most curious kids have asked some form of it by 5 or so.

    • Larry Smith
      Larry Smith Vor 22 Tage

      Because where’s Satan gonna go? According to the bible nobody permanently dies and there’s always an afterlife. So either A) Satan (and everyone else in hell/heaven) is immortal or B) Everytime Satan dies he will simply re-spawn.
      Ik it’s just comedy and it’s not supposed to be serious, I’m just pointing out that this isn’t actually a good argument.

  • Mummahe
    Mummahe Vor 19 Tage +2

    This guy played the role of god in a movie is now questioning everything

      967M views Vor 16 Tage +2

      Acting is one thing and being an atheist is another.

  • Vikusul Zao
    Vikusul Zao Vor 22 Tage

    jokes are funny but biblical literacy killed it all for me lmao

  • Javier Armijo
    Javier Armijo Vor Monat +3

    According vaisnava philosophy (from the East) perspective, evil is a mentality, propensity, mindset, attitude from the confused living entity, so, no, you can't kill an idea because is connected with the free will. You can be whatever you want, evil included.

  • Grand Admiral Olav Norsleie

    Love the jokes, as a Christian and have had the same thoughts when I was younger.
    Really fun keep it up man.

  • YummiiChan qt
    YummiiChan qt Vor Monat

    I know this is just a joke so take what I say with a grain of salt if you must but the answer to his question is pretty simple. Good cannot exist without evil. If satan didn't exist neither would god and vise versa. In addition this life is meant to be a test for us to see how we as imperfect beings use our right to choose good or evil. And I gotta tell ya, it wouldn't be much of a test if good was the only choice.

  • 𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐚 💕
    𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐚 💕 Vor Monat +1

    I asked that to mi religion teacher the other day and she said "Because God leave us free will, so there is people who do bad stuff and go to hell. So God needs Satan, the devil himself, to "take care" of evil people" and I was like "Wtf?? But if his *the evil* without him hell and evil wouldn't exist!" And this beach told me I would understant later on and moved on with the class 😂😂

    • I_Sivy_I
      I_Sivy_I Vor Monat

      I choose to believe… but….. I’m not an idiot
      My biggest thing is god knows everything? Yes.
      Okay so he knows everything you will every do? Well you have free will…
      but he knows everything? Sure he does. If he didn’t, he would not be all knowing.
      So he knows everything before I was ever born. Yes, he’s an all knowing god.
      So he knows someone’s bad choices and that they will make them before they were ever born. Okay sure.
      So if he knew they would make those choices, then why did he make them???
      He made them knowing they would make those choices and be dammed to hell for eternity AND is that even free will if someone knows your choices?
      Humans were made because angels were essentially all agreeing faithful robots… how did the Devil (Lucifer) disobey then???
      That always confused me and all the answers I got were contradicting or piss poor explanations. I choose not to think about it because it’s definitely bothersome.

  • Jah's Big Private Dick Chinchilla

    God: "We do a little trolling ya see 😏"

  • sleepyppl
    sleepyppl Vor Monat +1

    cant be the good guy if there isnt a bad guy to compare yourself to
    but im most interested in why god created evil beings, starting with eve, the original sinner, hes omnipotent, that means he knows everything that will happen ever at every point in time, and hes everywhere all the time, he couldve easily made eve not be a sinner by altering her personality just a tiny bit, he couldve made the forbidden fruit impossible to access by human means, and thats only one of the mistakes of this supposedly perfect being

  • T.A
    T.A Vor Monat +1

    My brain be like "well God want us to choose either be good or bad and if God kill evil then God practically and technically took away a freedom to choose."
    But my other brain be like " Bruh...why don't God just smite Lucifer the moment He betrayed God?"

  • Nostalgia Guy
    Nostalgia Guy Vor Monat +1

    Ricky: Why don't you kill Satan?
    God: well technically I need him to balance things out and... yeah every soul he takes I recycle them, without him there's no balance and then death is gonna be even more backlogged.

  • Rachael LeAnn
    Rachael LeAnn Vor Monat +1

    He's my favorite celebrity definitely the smartest and funniest too

  • WilldaBeast
    WilldaBeast Vor Monat

    No one understands the process of entropy when asking these questions, but here's the best question in my opinion. If God exists, why would God worry about the subtle nuisances of human emotions over the survival of it?

  • Michiel Kroese
    Michiel Kroese Vor Monat +3

    the amount of people who genuinely think comedians actually believe everything they say is scary...
    you know they're just jokes, right?

  • Xaecre
    Xaecre Vor Monat +2

    He told me "I do kill him every time and he respawns"

  • Not_A_Og
    Not_A_Og Vor Monat +1

    he's down with killing groups of babies for no reason on several occasions but not with the root of all evil

  • PMBurgler
    PMBurgler Vor Monat +1

    Because I work in mysterious ways 😂

  • davidlucy0327
    davidlucy0327 Vor Monat

    😂 this is good stuff

  • David Panchev
    David Panchev Vor Monat +379

    God: "Eternity won't be funny without someone to blame for all bad stuff in eternity"

    • J.L. Ivey
      J.L. Ivey Vor Monat

      @Justsomeguyonyoutube__ If you believe everything was created for a purpose by God. Then you have to understand that Satan was created by him for evil. If he is omnipotent then he knew what was going befall mankind before it happened. So instead of putting safeguards to prevent it from happening like any parent would, He allowed these things to take place. Please do not use free will as an excuse, because no parent would put a baby in a room with a fireplace going and tell the baby not to touch it. They would put safeguards to prevent the baby from getting burnt.
      Oh and Satan is unable to create anything, because they're not a god.

    • Justsomeguyonyoutube__
      Justsomeguyonyoutube__ Vor Monat +1

      @J.L. Ivey Satan
      Literally no other way to say it
      Evil is the one thing God did not create, but manifested through someone else through envy and jealousy

    • ImaSeraph
      ImaSeraph Vor Monat +1

      @J.L. Ivey let's not forget that they say "Then how did we get here? Someone must have created us"
      But then they also turn around and say
      "God has always existed"

    • iHX
      iHX Vor Monat

      @landon vinyard so inherited punishment? thats barbaric

    • landon vinyard
      landon vinyard Vor Monat

      @J.L. Ivey what is evil, but that which goes against God? If forever is the endgame, then this short time on earth is the lesson. God allows evil to show us what that looks like. You can’t invent your own God anymore then you could invent your own laws of gravity…. How many people are injured by gravity every day? Is gravity evil? there’s a God that has a plan and you’re in it. You can choose Jesus and have purpose for eternity or you can choose your own precepts and live that out in outer darkness, separated from the love that God wants for you. God gives everyone a chance. I hope you choose life.

  • X X
    X X Vor Monat +28

    "Because I'm the parent."
    Hated that line as a kid. Still hate it now.

    • SaintlessRex
      SaintlessRex Vor 20 Tage

      @X X Jesus is God's actual son. God is the Father of the Angels in spirit. Satan denied God so is not his son. You wouldn't be speaking to me like that if you were right btw.

    • X X
      X X Vor 20 Tage

      @SaintlessRex And if you cannot grasp this simple concept of correlation, then you're either a child, have ADD, or are just a religinut

    • X X
      X X Vor 20 Tage

      @SaintlessRex How are you going to say what a god is capable of?? Lol 🤣 "He can't 'have' someone as a child like did(tf?) Jesus" So only when the story can be benefited, does it make sense to tie loops together?

    • X X
      X X Vor 20 Tage

      @SaintlessRex Have you never heard the line spewed throughout the biblical text? "You are all my children"
      Even if they aren't directly made from god, they are subservient to the wills of god. Thus, daddy role.

    • D L
      D L Vor 25 Tage

      @Box in a box are you a student of apocryphal literature?

  • I_will_comment 01!
    I_will_comment 01! Vor Monat +4

    Satan seems pretty cool

  • MrSleepySnorlax
    MrSleepySnorlax Vor 14 Tage +1

    Yeah that really is a sick joke making dogs allergic to chocolate. Must have been a cat person 🤷‍♂️

  • ITIEL Lucia
    ITIEL Lucia Vor Monat +1

    It is so amazingly nice to know God!
    It is so comforting to know that Jesus paid for my ...sins!

    • Jᴀᴄᴋɪᴇ ʜʏᴅᴇ
      Jᴀᴄᴋɪᴇ ʜʏᴅᴇ Vor Monat

      How does Jesus dying on the cross comfort you
      Yes he did supposedly save humanity but he still died in agony

  • Javier P
    Javier P Vor Monat +2

    God is the light, and there is no darkness inside him. God doesn´t kill Satan so you can choose who is going to be your lord.

  • rushy the ghost
    rushy the ghost Vor 17 Tage +3

    I see the God squad are out in full force in the comments section 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • nsr
    nsr Vor Monat +1

    If Ricky Gervais ever met God, I think God would be the one asking questions.

  • Sam Ryan
    Sam Ryan Vor Monat

    We still would've chosen sin without Satan; in the end, God's plan for salvation still would've worked out. So having Satan there only "raises the stakes" for us, and intensifies God's glory while reminding Satan that his existence is pointless & the only one that doesn't matter because with or w/o him: God wins. I guess you could say if evil was given a face/name you got Satan.

  • Lou Frank
    Lou Frank Vor 28 Tage

    It's up to people to kill Satan by staying good as opposed to being evil

  • Chris Bevan
    Chris Bevan Vor 20 Tage +1

    Gervais: Why don't you kill satan?
    God: He uses the g-spot to woke you.
    Gervais: I don't get it.
    God: No ... but satan does.

  • Doc Holiday
    Doc Holiday Vor 22 Tage

    Read the "silmarillion". Tolkien does a great job of explaining the role of Satan aka Melkor in the story/ symphony of creation.

  • I3ATTLE05
    I3ATTLE05 Vor 27 Tage +4

    Bro the comment section are explaining the bible lore rn 💀