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I Found The Perfect Boyfriend

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  • honkity_
    honkity_ Vor 12 Tage +23443

    as a woman i can confirm that yes every single piece of clothing i have has been personally chosen for me by this man

    •  SMD 3000
      SMD 3000 Vor 5 Tage

      that’s terrifying

    • も も
      も も Vor 5 Tage

      idk why but your PFP and name just made me crack up 😂

    • Madison
      Madison Vor 6 Tage

      Can confirm, i was the clothing

    • M0bZ0Mb!3
      M0bZ0Mb!3  Vor 7 Tage

      Oh shit me to ig, I always thought that was Santa making clothes just magically show up in my house👀😳 the more you know haha😌

  • Mikey Is Cool
    Mikey Is Cool Vor 11 Tage +3611

    I actually found out I’m trans because I never received clothing from this guy. True story.

    • cheo a
      cheo a Vor 15 Stunden


    • Animal 556
      Animal 556 Vor Tag

      @milkey way God, our lord and savor.

    • milkey way
      milkey way Vor Tag

      @Animal 556 which god

    • Animal 556
      Animal 556 Vor Tag

      @Mikey Is Cool I'm so sorry I share a phone with My brother and that was him. I deleted the comments for your convenience :']

  • Seirra Barnett
    Seirra Barnett Vor 11 Tage +1712

    Kurtis: sorry i dont have time for a more complex video
    Kurtis: *acts out multiple Hollywood level skits & writes a disney song foy a tink tonk boi*
    You're doing God's work Kurtis

    • cam quoc
      cam quoc Vor Tag


    • chocola
      chocola Vor 3 Tage


    • rainbowphoenix 6
      rainbowphoenix 6 Vor 3 Tage

      Is it w e i r d that I watched this video twiceee?! XD

    • cheo a
      cheo a Vor 3 Tage


    • illegirl
      illegirl Vor 4 Tage +1

      If this isn’t a complex video then every other DEclipsr needs to step up.

  • M i Α vℓσg gσ тσ му ¢haηηєℓ!

    I was crying over a boy who didn’t love me until I watched this video. Now I have the ick. Not all hero’s wear capes. Thanks Kurtis!!

    • Rebecca Tomlin
      Rebecca Tomlin Vor 3 Tage +1

      I hope your day today was way better and sending you love from here friend 💖💖

    • illegirl
      illegirl Vor 4 Tage +2

      oh shit here comes an s, better put a goddamn apostrophe.

    • Anna Aphie
      Anna Aphie Vor 6 Tage +21

      @Ghoul 😭 Maybe bots need love too

    • Ghoul
      Ghoul Vor 7 Tage +25

      Was about to leave a nice comment until I realised this is one of those bots 🙄

    • 수아!
      수아! Vor 8 Tage +24

      that's one way to get over someone >_

  • Amy
    Amy Vor 9 Tage +539

    I need to find this guy on twitch
    Edit: found him and watched his reaction stream to this video. He laughed a bunch and clearly found it funny, his chatters though- yikes. They were not happy to see their boyfriend being poked at. They had things to say about Kurtis’ mullet 😂😂😂 and also called his fans “toxic” for not understanding and being mean in the comments. Lol

    • Amy
      Amy Vor Tag

      @Brandy C right? That made me lol

    • Brandy C
      Brandy C Vor Tag +11

      One of them said "who is this guy anyway" and that was so funny to me that they really thought their TikTok love bug is more relevant than Kurtis

    • ghostlyhousehorrors
      ghostlyhousehorrors Vor 4 Tage +22

      Sounds like he was being a good sport. His audience though, completely different wavelength

    • Generic Name
      Generic Name Vor 4 Tage +27

      To be fair to those toxic chatters, I have seen some popular toxic comments here too. Glad the guy took it well and could have a laugh.

    • hiinsanity
      hiinsanity Vor 5 Tage +6

      possibly brainwashed

  • Natalie Sipes
    Natalie Sipes Vor 12 Tage +30647

    don’t be silly kurtis, we all know the indoor boyfriend is the most perfect

  • Karsyn Eat my Mangos💦
    Karsyn Eat my Mangos💦 Vor 10 Tage +378

    I’m going to permanently have the phrase “let’s watch another tink tonk” in my head forever

    • lior yunfh
      lior yunfh Vor 2 Tage

      i love how committed you are to never letting that horrible Ninja tweet be forgotten

  • Wunschbrunnen
    Wunschbrunnen Vor 5 Tage +13

    he doesn't want a girlfriend, he just wants to be a fashion stylist

    • lior yunfh
      lior yunfh Vor 2 Tage +1

      Kurtis's skits are like a dream, you don’t know wtf is going on until it's over

  • Wooderlyn
    Wooderlyn Vor 11 Tage +130

    Ya know this dude is definitely not the worst of the bunch, kinda weird how he poses it as a question like “is it weird that-“ instead of just being like “dude I’d love to just have romantic cute moments with a girl” because like, I don’t see anything wrong with saying how you want to do wholesome romantic things

    • Jayflight
      Jayflight Vor 2 Tage +3

      Probably gets him more comments

  • Rozzy V.
    Rozzy V. Vor 9 Tage +109

    Dude does have a very soothing voice, I'll give him that. Like, he'd be good at ASMR or like audiobooks.

  • Miss Emaline
    Miss Emaline Vor 12 Tage +3965

    I’ve never heard the term “emotional thirst trap”, but it’s straight up the perfect way to describe these kinds of videos holy shit

    • rainbowphoenix 6
      rainbowphoenix 6 Vor 3 Tage

      Man I'd make good money if I had a voice like his 🥲

    • readyfreddie46
      readyfreddie46 Vor 12 Tage +83

      Damn the bots working overtime 💀

    • Frick Frack
      Frick Frack Vor 12 Tage +14

      @Türkiyeyi seviyorum how deep is your love

    • yes
      yes Vor 12 Tage +15

      Link to the clip of deez nuts
      (Making fun of bots)

    • Kingman Kingboy
      Kingman Kingboy Vor 12 Tage

      declips.net/video/9e4KR9qbbFk/video.html Finally it's here.

  • Gabi
    Gabi Vor 9 Tage +176

    Kurtis: sorry for the short video
    Also Kurtis *makes a silly goofy 16 minute video and works so hard on it*

  • H
    H Vor 10 Tage +56

    I love Kurtis' skits always just escalate completely out of context.

  • Olliesaurus Rex
    Olliesaurus Rex Vor 9 Tage +34

    When I feel down, I just remember that Alex has my back 💙 and that he's probably trying to buy me clothes

  • walnut_ raisin
    walnut_ raisin Vor Tag +3

    I can easily see this guy being predatory towards women with low self-esteem, so I hope he isn't. I'm sure these tiktoks can be genuinely comforting for some people

  • Lilly
    Lilly Vor 12 Tage +11793

    i love how committed you are to never letting that horrible Ninja tweet be forgotten

    • Zoe Thompkins
      Zoe Thompkins Vor 2 Tage

      @Sunni D Sunni you have no idea. I've dated two guys now, both league players. The second was nice, but broke up with me because he wasn't ready for a relationship. WHILE breaking up with me, as I was sobbing on his shoulder, he decided to give me a lesson about why Garen is the most busted league of legends top lane champion and why it's ruined the league of legends meta. This is somehow better than the first one, who, I swear to god, looked me dead in the eyes as he was playing league on a facetime call, and told me "your tiny mind couldn't handle league of legends". It's like a plague I swear

    • Sunni D
      Sunni D Vor 2 Tage

      @Zoe Thompkins your first mistake is dating a league player

    • Astrid Galactica
      Astrid Galactica Vor 6 Tage +1

      What ninja tweet?

    • Sadie
      Sadie Vor 9 Tage +1

      me and my friend love kurtis and because he never lets this tweet go we made nicknames, shes my "hot streamer wife" and im her "loving braless wife" I make sandwhiches for her once a week now.

    • Mica Gladding
      Mica Gladding Vor 9 Tage +1

      Ur just jealous lol (this is sarcasm)

  • Taylor Renae
    Taylor Renae Vor 9 Tage +33

    The stitch onesie one killed me LMAOOO WHY WAS HE SO GOOD AT DOING STITCHES VOICE

  • EnbyPuff
    EnbyPuff Vor 11 Tage +52

    That transition from ASMR thirst-trap to the Joker is absolutely on point 👌👌

  • bawie
    bawie Vor 8 Tage +4

    I think this is so famous because of how normalised toxic relationships are. It's the same thing as the romance genre. Most of the things there are easily doable but in a world where girl being more emotionally tasked in a hetero relationship is normal, the mutual affection in the genre seems like a fantasy.

  • Arielle Arielle
    Arielle Arielle Vor 11 Tage +40

    Kurtis' face after Alex saying boojiboo got me sooooo weak rn 12:03

  • kurtis connor’s YEE YEE 🐄

    Kurtis casually mentioning his tour bus burning down in every video from now on is actually both so sad and funny

    • illegirl
      illegirl Vor 4 Tage +1

      Fs in the chat for the bus RIP

    • Karina
      Karina Vor 9 Tage +5

      Hearing him talk about losing things that he won't be able to replace made me sad

    • GracieSpaceyCakes
      GracieSpaceyCakes Vor 12 Tage +24

      when I was in high school a charter bus that was taking the band to contest burned down and we still bring it up all the time honestly that's just what a bus burning down does to you

    • Emotional Damage
      Emotional Damage Vor 12 Tage +2

      Here is the full video: Best anime

    • AAAAAA
      AAAAAA Vor 12 Tage +27

      @Anna H oh no! At least everyone was fine and they were able to keep going

  • Jacey Т@p т0 Ch̴a̴t̴ ̴ ME 💞

    I’m going to permanently have the phrase “let’s watch another tink tonk” in my head forever

  • Lunalance
    Lunalance Vor 10 Tage +21

    The 'actively seeks out hugs' bit feels super friggin weird, but it reminds me of when I was in high school, there was this freshman girl who almost always came over and asked for a hug right before getting on the bus home. I mean, it was sweet, but I have no idea why she did it, or why she specifically asked me when I don't think I knew her all that well. It was odd.

    • takom4
      takom4 Vor 2 Tage

      probably had a crush on you. but some people are just very huggy lol

    • Avalie
      Avalie Vor 7 Tage +6

      Think she had a crush on you. That's honestly cute.

    • Lunalance
      Lunalance Vor 7 Tage +1

      @Alex Carter Huh. You think so? I guess I could see that, but she never said anything. Only really saw her at the end of the day waiting for the bus, and it's not like we ever really talked, either. She just popped in and then left as soon as it came

    • Alex Carter
      Alex Carter Vor 8 Tage +13

      I think... I think she liked you buddy

  • Zuzanna
    Zuzanna Vor 8 Tage +2

    i think I understood : "actively seeking hugs" would be when you're not really close / good friends with that person, but you have a crush on them so for example at a party or somewhere out with friends you would try to give them a hug when you're coming around or leaving (?)

  • Raphael Meitiv
    Raphael Meitiv Vor 7 Tage +11

    the "buying clothes for all the ladies" sketch might be my favorite one yet

  • beetroten
    beetroten Vor 12 Tage +5105

    Kurtis reciting the Ninja “braless wife” tweet is my personal rickroll

    • pasketti malone
      pasketti malone Vor 12 Tage


    • Abi Gail
      Abi Gail Vor 12 Tage +3

      @🇰🇵KIM JUNG-UN LMFAO the funniest malware

    • wanderingegg
      wanderingegg Vor 12 Tage +1

      That killed me

    • Jaash
      Jaash Vor 12 Tage +6

      soon as he got to the 2nd line I burst out laughing

  • layla yeeep
    layla yeeep Vor 10 Tage +6

    it has been a while since ive actually laughed like more than a nose puff of air like actually laughed while alone watching youtube but 11:15 got me

  • McKenna Brooks
    McKenna Brooks Vor 7 Tage +9

    "I don't want any bad - BOOJIPOO - between us" at 12:47 fuckin killed me holy shit.

  • elli
    elli Vor Tag +1

    it is kinda sad though that this guy is emotionally thirst trapping others by being a decent guy. none of the things he said are weird and it is a bit tragic that a guy being open and emotionally vulnerable with his gf gets millions of people swooning. the bar for good boyfriends seems to be literally on the floor :/

  • dawson
    dawson Vor 8 Tage +11

    your skit quality has gotten literally so good dude

  • CindyLouWhoXO
    CindyLouWhoXO Vor 12 Tage +4810

    Fun fact: I only watch Kurtis’ videos so I can hear Barbie say “balls” all the time.

    • melon_stay
      melon_stay Vor 11 Tage +1


    • neo-mo
      neo-mo Vor 12 Tage +2

      It happened as I read your comment

    • eszti
      eszti Vor 12 Tage +81

      i personally come for the bratz girl saying "ew" but "balls" is a pretty good one too

    • Rihanna Arouna
      Rihanna Arouna Vor 12 Tage +20

      It has truly been the only thing keeping me here since the extra greeting stopped

  • chelsey brown
    chelsey brown Vor 9 Tage +11

    I’ve never been more embarrassed to have an angel onesie 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m about to burn it 😂💀

  • lior yunfh
    lior yunfh Vor 3 Tage

    “Instead of lifting his shirt to show his abs, he lifts his shirt to show his heart” that was one of the best puns I’ve heard in a long time.

  • Luna Ponta
    Luna Ponta Vor 2 Tage +1

    8:29 kurtis your humor is so fucking on point wtf
    11:08 kurtis i think this is one of your best videos, or i'm just too into the mood

  • Elijah Lyons
    Elijah Lyons Vor 7 Tage +2

    i saw kurtis in charleston, sc (where i live) and it was days after his tour bus BURNT DOWN and there was this awful drunk heckler at the show who demanded attention the whole time and Kurtis was so funny and sweet and wonderful despite all of that

  • Nahin
    Nahin Vor 12 Tage +6354

    Kurtis's skits are like a dream, you don’t know wtf is going on until it's over

    • Dakota Rowland
      Dakota Rowland Vor 7 Tage +1

      the fixing unemployment one😂😂😭

    • Rylee Anderson
      Rylee Anderson Vor 8 Tage +2

      Or you think you know until the end😭

    • *no*
      *no* Vor 9 Tage +3

      Fever dream*

    • MaddyGeezKneez
      MaddyGeezKneez Vor 10 Tage +15

      Yes, in the skit where he was confessing a kink that lead into the "I'm the joker" twist was so wild lmao

    • Miriam
      Miriam Vor 11 Tage +17

      i had a dream that i was swept away by a tornado... this felt the same

  • Natalia
    Natalia Vor 4 Tage +3

    The kicking in the balls thing took me out😂😂😂😂 I literally almost choked on my yogurt 😢

  • Salli
    Salli Vor 10 Tage +14

    I don't know why but seeing Kurtis use Jerma's chat during the bit at 8:00 is the funniest thing.

    • ethan
      ethan Vor 4 Tage +2

      I was reading what the chat said and it was so crazy then I saw the jerma sub badges and instantly it made sense

  • Destiny
    Destiny Vor 10 Tage +2

    “1 like = 1 boojiboo” killlllled me. 😂 I loved this video Kurtis & I saw you in Milwaukee on tour last Saturday, you were amazing 🥹🤍

  • Professor Plum
    Professor Plum Vor Tag +2

    "Is it weird that I would give you the password to my phone?"
    I know reverse psychology when I see it.

  • archivalsociety
    archivalsociety Vor 12 Tage +7089

    I'm so proud of you Kurtis for finding yourself such a wonderful boyfriend!

    • Turtle Lover
      Turtle Lover Vor 12 Tage +1


    • Spider
      Spider Vor 12 Tage +6

      Really proud of him for finally finding a boyfriend!

  • Nova's Fashion & Fun channel

    i was pretty sad over this girl but your genuinely the best and made me feel so much better. also i commented on you 50 pound pants tiktok and you replied :)

  • Wynn Droz
    Wynn Droz Vor 6 Tage +1

    this is one of the most editing-heavy videos I've seen from you, and you did it on tour? you really are a professional DEclipsr 😎

  • heathen gremlin
    heathen gremlin Vor 9 Tage +6

    thank you for once again making the most horrifically uncomfortable videos ever

  • kowan100
    kowan100 Vor 3 Tage

    Omg I haven’t laughed like this in ages. Thanks Kurtis for the best most reliable comedy currently on DEclips.

  • Addie Loomis
    Addie Loomis Vor 12 Tage +9408

    This man writing his own self insert fanfics, I respect it

  • Dom The Vendor
    Dom The Vendor Vor 8 Tage +7

    Yo literally have me in tears every time I watch you 😂
    Crazy how people think this is a “low effort video”
    You made like 5 skits and 10 tic tocs with captions!
    On tour in a hotel room.

  • Katie K.
    Katie K. Vor 8 Tage +2

    It feels really similar in essence to "Boyfriend ASMR" which also unsettles me to my core

  • Bailey
    Bailey Vor 9 Tage +2

    This sounds like he’s an alien in disguise (or serial killer…or both) that studied what women want through cheesy romantic comedies and then went on tiktok to try and act like the “perfect man” to trap them

  • Chelsea McCabe
    Chelsea McCabe Vor 3 Tage

    Everytime Kurtis said “let’s watch one more” I started screaming

  • Juliet
    Juliet Vor 12 Tage +8480

    Listening to kurtis half heartedly talk about how great tour is while looking like he's about to pass out is so funny to me

    • zo !!
      zo !! Vor 12 Tage +2

      its like hes a tired mom,, lmao

    • nico
      nico Vor 12 Tage +1

      @Anna Beatriz Zimmermann I FELL FOR IT TOO

    • screameureka
      screameureka Vor 12 Tage +6

      @The Odour wait did my comment get reported- im an actual guy not a bot lol

    • The Odour
      The Odour Vor 12 Tage +2


  • hollyken3
    hollyken3 Vor 45 Minuten

    I love Kurtis’s tiktok videos, I could watch him just react to different accounts all day lol

  • stephanie
    stephanie Vor 9 Tage +6

    the “double it, triple it” portion of that bit had me in stitches 😂

  • Jojo
    Jojo Vor 8 Tage +8

    "Is it weird to save the world?" HAD ME DYINGGG

  • Maen Khamis
    Maen Khamis Vor 11 Tage +6

    8:08 The headphone jack being plugged in reverse is killing me.

  • Beth Thornton
    Beth Thornton Vor 12 Tage +6116

    I love how an integral part of the fantasy is that the girl patiently waits until his game is over, like picture her just hovering there for 35 minutes

    • Janka Krizsán
      Janka Krizsán Vor 3 Tage +1

      @Margarita Aoi honestly same with a csgo match

    • melly
      melly Vor 5 Tage +2

      @Beth Thornton it was hell but i was insecure and he was abusive. i was terrified of upsetting him so i sat and watched while disassociating 😭😭

    • Beth Thornton
      Beth Thornton Vor 5 Tage +1

      @melly lol my husband does this a little bit but just to a funny extent, can’t imagine how you lived like that

    • melly
      melly Vor 5 Tage +5

      wors part is my ex actually used to make me do this 😭 if he saw me on my phone he would yell at me to pay attention? i don’t give af about fortnite this is not entertaining to me why do i need to pay attention to you giving a video game all the attention that i should get??

    • Fox in A box
      Fox in A box Vor 7 Tage +7

      @gaylittlepixie i just imagined her getting bored of waiting and tried to help him on his game, suddenly saying "oh samira's pushing on bot, someone take care of that"

  • dot dot dot
    dot dot dot Vor 4 Tage

    "Being on tour is kinda like playing minecraft: ovewhelming, confusing and sometimes you lose all stuff in a fire."
    - Kurtis Conner

  • zornitsa plamenova
    zornitsa plamenova Vor 23 Stunden +1

    That is the definition of a "pick me boy" LOL

  • Amar Gwari
    Amar Gwari Vor 6 Tage +1

    Ol' No Bark from Novac once said
    "If he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."

  • Marta Ćenan
    Marta Ćenan Vor 9 Tage +1

    im literally getting chills everytime he says so ladies, that dude is so fucking creepy holy shit

  • Linda
    Linda Vor 12 Tage +4737

    Kurtis: tour is a lot
    Also Kurtis: *creates 100 hilarious skits over a single tiktok AND the new disney prince anthem*

    • Justin Yuan Cabunag
      Justin Yuan Cabunag Vor 12 Tage +1

      @Alex oh damn

    • 1Sariat5
      1Sariat5 Vor 12 Tage +1

      Legit what I was thinking :D He puts so much effort into his vids, even the ones that have simpler concepts

    • Rachelcookie321
      Rachelcookie321 Vor 12 Tage +1

      Disney prince anthem?

    • Thank me later 🅥
      Thank me later 🅥 Vor 12 Tage +1

      Link to the vid that exposed Kurtis for animal abuse:

    • Alex
      Alex Vor 12 Tage +5

      @Justin Yuan Cabunag that user is also a bot

  • Reagan Cook
    Reagan Cook Vor 9 Tage +2

    “Just a lil quick one” *makes a whole broadway production. We Stan. We love.

  • miss Anie Bananie
    miss Anie Bananie Vor 2 Tage

    Me yelling “wake the fuck up you have to go to work!” After 10 minutes of gently trying to wake my partner up

  • Victoria 💋𝔽**СК МЕ - СНЕℂ𝕂 𝕄𝕐 Рℝ𝟘𝔽𝕀𝕃Е💛

    “Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
    Yes. Yes it is.

  • Erika L.
    Erika L. Vor 8 Tage +2

    The slow decent into the joker may be the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in my life kurtis you’ve cured every ailment in my soul thank you

  • Amanda Jones
    Amanda Jones Vor 12 Tage +8667

    “Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
    Yes. Yes it is.

    • femcel04
      femcel04 Vor 4 Tage

      @Generic Name yeah, you’re probably right. i still think he looks stupid though

    • J F
      J F Vor 4 Tage

      @Alexandra i feel like he may not even be aware he's doing it. The guy strikes me as incredibly awkward and probably not good at talking to women, usually. So, maybe he overcompensates? Might genuinely think this is what women like lol. Still problematic. And def not gonna get him very far. But, it's kinda sad, tbh. Even though he's totally bringing it on himself, at this point. Hope the guy gets a clue that this is some weird stuff to put out. Basically what the two comments above me said. Seems possible the guy just doesn't know his social cues. Granted, he could be fully aware, in which case, I don't know whether to applaude the guts for actually posting this stuff or to question my faith in humanity again, for him thinking women are so simple. One thing is for sure, if he's aware, big yikes. And also just...why? 😂

    • Generic Name
      Generic Name Vor 4 Tage +2

      @femcel04 I think a lot of girls do find this stuff cute. Not all, but enough. I agree with your main point though. I don’t see a reason, based on what I’ve seen, to be labelling him a misogynist or anything.

    • Alexandra
      Alexandra Vor 6 Tage

      @J F You said it perfectly about this guy being lonely- but obviously he is lonely for a very specific reason. The only way he can find a girlfriend who will appreciate his rather sexist attitude is if he buys a sex bot.

    • femcel04
      femcel04 Vor 7 Tage +4

      @🐰Bunnylover♥︎ implying he’s a misogynist is kinda extreme. i just think that he hasn’t been around enough women to know that girls don’t find these videos cute and he looks stupid doing this.

  • Zx Ta
    Zx Ta Vor 10 Tage +3

    The switch from his Boojiboo's voice to his fake/deep "Ladiiies" voice is amazing.

  • Colten Bystrom
    Colten Bystrom Vor Stunde

    My whole face reflectively scrunched up in discomfort when he described that scenario.

  • benphish
    benphish Vor 5 Tage +3

    Imagine how painful it is to edit this shit down. This man goes through hours of twitch footage of him saying the most cringe shit and these are the videos he cuts from it. What do you think cuts out? I wanna see that shit

  • 👈🏼 my husband
    👈🏼 my husband Vor Stunde +1

    i just know this guy is the “where’s my hug? 🥹👉🏻👈🏻” kinda guy

  • Bren
    Bren Vor 12 Tage +4491

    I was crying over a boy who didn’t love me until I watched this video. Now I have the ick. Not all hero’s wear capes. Thanks Kurtis!!

    • N E S R I
      N E S R I  Vor 10 Tage

      ​@Sydney Grace So.. you liked them? Please explain

    • Ajit Adonis Manilal
      Ajit Adonis Manilal Vor 10 Tage +1

      @J F I'm less worried about rejection and more worried about being outed or that he will get mad and react physically. I would be fine if he said "i'm straight" or "you're not my type". He and i aren't close we just run into each other, he lives near where i live and goes to the same excercise park.

    • Dr. StayLit
      Dr. StayLit Vor 11 Tage

      @J F you’re a real one

    • Reagan Mitchell
      Reagan Mitchell Vor 11 Tage +3

      @La casalinga di Moabit mullet is another way of saying "hair cape"

    • Panoptischau
      Panoptischau Vor 11 Tage +4

      @La casalinga di Moabit which is basically a hair cape, if you look at it.

  • opzz xsin
    opzz xsin Vor 8 Tage +4

    The fucking tour highlight being Kurtis planking to uproarious applause is just incredible

  • IndridMothman
    IndridMothman Vor 8 Tage +3

    like don’t get me wrong, I’ve used inkbox before and it was very cool and helpful for deciding a tattoo, but it’s hilarious to watch Kurtis say ‘they’re identical to regular tattoos’ while his is bright blue surrounded by the normal ones lmao

  • RemoteControlledChaos
    RemoteControlledChaos Vor 10 Tage +5

    You didn't have to remind us it's NOT 2019 😭💔
    P.S. is it weird that this video made me live, laugh, AND love? 😉 These are some of my all time favorite kinds of videos from ya, mayor.

  • Veronica Nappen
    Veronica Nappen Vor 2 Tage

    I’ve been watching your videos for a while and just subscribed.. honestly you make me laugh so hard, thank you!

  • Sylvia Roberts
    Sylvia Roberts Vor 12 Tage +3262

    kurtis: “at the end of the day, this content is harmless”
    me: *violently throwing up every time he says “is it? 😌🤪”*

    • 🐰Bunnylover♥︎
      🐰Bunnylover♥︎ Vor 7 Tage

      Yes. is it?

    • 🇷🇺PUTIN
      🇷🇺PUTIN Vor 8 Tage


    • Caifan
      Caifan Vor 9 Tage +11

      @Mitch Janssen I cringe at this guy and you’re cringe too. But in all honesty it’s harmless and there’s nothing wrong with you enjoying it, personally it’s squicks me out but I’m into some weird shit too so I can’t judge

    • Mitch Janssen
      Mitch Janssen Vor 9 Tage

      Am I the only one who actually likes him and all of his things? Like I myself love disney and all, and idk to me it just seems really romantic and all.

  • Rebecca Tomlin
    Rebecca Tomlin Vor 3 Tage

    These give so much “I’m not like other guys” energy Im genuinely uncomfortable. Like you said it’s harmless but I’m quite uncomfortable hearing what feels like a very intimate conversation Im not meant to be hearing 😂😂

  • JhericFury
    JhericFury Vor 8 Tage +2

    I'm imagining someone in the next hotel room hearing these skits and it's hilarious.

  • Jake Custer
    Jake Custer Vor 8 Tage +3

    He brought the Ninja tweet back, absolutely made my day

  • Thebutterflyeffex
    Thebutterflyeffex Vor 10 Tage +8

    This guy is the king of cringe 👑 I felt like crawling out of my skin the whole time 😂

  • aeromin.
    aeromin. Vor 12 Tage +2628

    this is the kind of dude that wants to act like the sweetest, most sensitive guy and as soon as you say you don't wanna go on a date with him he tells you you're worthless and don't deserve to live

    • Allie Pearce
      Allie Pearce Vor 10 Tage


    • S K
      S K Vor 11 Tage +2

      Ah, the power to make the likes got from 999 to 1k, so pleasing ✨

    • Eter
      Eter Vor 11 Tage +17

      The classic nice guy. He might not have a fedora but he is a neckbeard at heart

    • AF
      AF Vor 11 Tage +8

      His voice reminds me of the guy from "you" LOL

    • Holy Water
      Holy Water Vor 11 Tage +5

      "It was a dare.... LOL"

  • slimkt
    slimkt Vor 2 Tage +1

    Ladies…is it weird that I’m deeply upset by that man’s existence?

  • Bailey McH
    Bailey McH Vor 10 Tage +8

    Nah but like imagine actually ending up dating him and finding every single thing he wants from a relationship on his tik tok lol that'd be so easy

  • Sly Wolf
    Sly Wolf Vor 8 Tage +2

    The more you listen to this guy the creepier he gets

  • Fang <3
    Fang <3 Vor 3 Tage

    Right after watching Mandela catalogue, the unrealistically large smile scared the hell out of me 💀💀

  • K rina
    K rina Vor 12 Tage +6301

    every segment with mr. "ladies is it weird" felt like nails on a chalkboard but the stitch language part took me tf out, caught me off guard and will haunt me for days now

    • desiipix
      desiipix Vor 11 Tage +1

      RIGHT i was physically cringing every time 💀

    • Sarah Jayne
      Sarah Jayne Vor 11 Tage +3

      Yes. It physically hurts to hear his voice

    • Abby Palazzetti
      Abby Palazzetti Vor 12 Tage +10


    • Raven Hamilton
      Raven Hamilton Vor 12 Tage +8

      Oh my god 😖 I thought I could resist after seeing your comment, further convinced as I see the onesie come on, but I still physically seized up a little when he used the *voice*

  • Hela Heimrath
    Hela Heimrath Vor 10 Tage +1

    God it will be so awkward when he finally finds a girlfriend XDDD

  • Braňo Turčány
    Braňo Turčány Vor Tag +1

    Nobody will see this but what made me mad was how he had the wrong end of the cable plugged into the headphones. Anyone who owns those headphones knows.

  • socialgutbrain777
    socialgutbrain777 Vor 9 Tage +2

    Kurtis. I just wanted to say that I love your ability to take a little snippet of dialog or a weird clip and manage to create an entire skit from it. I loved the FBI hug lady one and the Disney musical one the most. Your creativity and wit know no bounds, and it's a highly admirable skill to have in the field of comedy. I just thought I'd tell you that.

  • bofooit gojo
    bofooit gojo Vor 9 Tage +1

    I can't count how many times I rolled my eyes listening to him this whole video

  • Maksil Lorenzo
    Maksil Lorenzo Vor 11 Tage +2054

    It’s crazy that Kurtis thinks this video isn’t a big video - cuz the work and amount of editing in this is so much especially for on tour and in a hotel room

    • Liv
      Liv Vor 4 Tage

      honestly id say this is one of his best videos yet

    • Marisella
      Marisella Vor 8 Tage +9

      Yeah it just felt like a normal video. Very funny and light hearted. And the song at the end 👏👏

  • Mica Gladding
    Mica Gladding Vor 9 Tage +1

    Kurtis: oh sorry these videos aren’t as good, I’m still on tour!
    Kurtis: still putting in effort on the skits, sound effects and editing making this almost seamless in comparison to any of his over videos

  • Mary💋23 y.o - check my vidéó

    I love how an integral part of the fantasy is that the girl patiently waits until his game is over, like picture her just hovering there for 35 minutes

  • Fiona Bull
    Fiona Bull Vor 10 Tage +1

    “Ladies I have a serious question for you. Is it weird that I want your voice to be my alarm?”
    Sorry you want all of the ladies to be your alarm… ALL OF THEM?

  • alex -
    alex - Vor Tag

    The voice he does reminds me a lot of Joe’s narrator voice in “You” which is really not surprising bc this guy kills people for SURE dude

  • Elisabeth Clegg
    Elisabeth Clegg Vor 6 Tage

    So proud of myself, when Kurtis said, "One like = one..." I yelled, "Boojiboo!" and that was correct hahaha. Also got to see Kurtis on this tour, he's quite possibly even better in person!!

  • cursed osmosis
    cursed osmosis Vor 6 Tage

    When you said he was a gamer and he started doing the fantasy gamer ASMR, I could FEEL the Ninja tweet energy. So glad you delivered on that joke

  • Danyelle Mullins
    Danyelle Mullins Vor 9 Tage

    The effort you put into this video is just.. so appreciated by me

  • Katie K.
    Katie K. Vor 8 Tage +1

    Emotional thirst trapping is such a good term for these kinds of posts it really is what they are

  • Devon S.
    Devon S. Vor 11 Tage +2985

    the second this guy said "actively seek out hugs" i knew he says "where's my hug?" reflexively to every woman he is even slightly acquainted with

    • Ghost
      Ghost Vor 6 Tage +1

      reminded me of that one weird uncle that always asks for hugs

    • valeale
      valeale Vor 6 Tage +1


    • Jasmin Miettunen
      Jasmin Miettunen Vor 6 Tage +19

      Exactly! Kurtis was wondering what “actively seeking out hugs” meant, it’s just when a girl actually wants to hug you without you begging them lmao