Funniest Roommate Horror Stories



  • kateofthecity
    kateofthecity Vor 6 Stunden

    4:41 might've been me, actually. I once gave my half sister a ringtone with me screaming, "OH MY GOSH, YOUR PHONE IS RINGING!!1! PICK IT UP NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!"
    My half sister worked as a cna. She worked in a hospital. People thought I was alerting them of an oncoming heart attack.
    I'm sorry. I had no idea where my ringtone was going to sound.

  • Paris Smith
    Paris Smith Vor 6 Stunden

    The last one tho had me dead...

  • Poodychulak
    Poodychulak Vor 19 Stunden

    3:12 Honestly though, bidets make so much sense.
    Is there any other time in your life where you see dirt smeared on something and think, "Hey, lemme go at this with some dry, flimsy paper!" No, you'd wet a sponge/paper towel/washcloth, rinse it with a hose.

  • MCRfreak925
    MCRfreak925 Vor Tag

    I walked in one night to find an entire loaf of bread spread across the floor. I asked why there were so many slices of bread on the floor and she gave me a confusing answer. Something about making it rain.

  • Bacon Lord 666
    Bacon Lord 666 Vor Tag

    It's all the same person.

  • Diviner
    Diviner Vor 2 Tage

    Absolutely hate this channel im supposed to wake up at 7 and it's nearly 2

    NO THANK YOU Vor 2 Tage

    2:15 man’s roommate is Angela

  • TBRparkour
    TBRparkour Vor 3 Tage

    Had a roommate once in collage who kept a digital diary on his computer. One day he left his laptop open so me and my other roommate found it and started looking through it. He updated it almost every hour with incredibly mundane and detailed things about everything and everyone like "Trent watched Mulan and Spirit in one sitting while eating two corndogs. He hasn't moved for 3 hours. I wonder what hell watch next?" or "Orry made three small quesadillas with a waffle iron and ate them all in less than 10 minutes. I cant tell if hes a genius or an idiot, but im going to try it later" WTF dude.

  • Allie Boudreaux
    Allie Boudreaux Vor 4 Tage

    The last one BRUH 😂😂😂

  • Phøenix FøxTail
    Phøenix FøxTail Vor 4 Tage

    People fucking suck.

  • Mei
    Mei Vor 4 Tage

    5:23 i think this dude is into the whole "adult baby" thing.... scary

  • Tux Penguin
    Tux Penguin Vor 5 Tage

    Damn it... Not the *_FRYING PAN!!!_*

  • kidgroup everything
    kidgroup everything Vor 6 Tage

    4:40 I would do the SAME THING

  • kidgroup everything
    kidgroup everything Vor 6 Tage

    At 0:40 , I WOULD LOVE THAT

  • Sanad Hamad
    Sanad Hamad Vor 8 Tage


  • shay lɪkes stuff
    shay lɪkes stuff Vor 8 Tage

    3:37 omg Im German cool

  • Overlord Kilo
    Overlord Kilo Vor 8 Tage

    My room mate made a vape out of a soldering iron

  • YaBoiBrandon 17
    YaBoiBrandon 17 Vor 9 Tage

    Damn it... not the frying pan!

  • Young Doodle
    Young Doodle Vor 9 Tage

    I loled at the last one

  • Benjamin Lmao
    Benjamin Lmao Vor 10 Tage

    0:23 fuuuuuuuuuuuckkk nooooo

  • Isabel Umland
    Isabel Umland Vor 10 Tage

    1:53 that video is actually really moving I also have cried while watching it many times

  • Natalie Newton
    Natalie Newton Vor 11 Tage

    Fun fact, bettas CAN actually die of tuberculosis. She wasn't kidding. O.o ikr

  • Joshua Mullikin
    Joshua Mullikin Vor 12 Tage

    Yo they got the ducks from James Veitch

  • a x o l o t l
    a x o l o t l Vor 12 Tage

    How are these horror stories?

  • Agen Dior
    Agen Dior Vor 12 Tage

    now hold on, if you are out of shaving cream, peanut butter works as a good substitute, so does conditioner, probably better to use the conditioner

  • atreestump FLOSHAMA-RAMMA

    The duck one is bullshit, taken from a guy who was DEclips famous for replying to Spam emails, can't remember his name. Also, you can't talk while sleeping

  • Danny DeVito
    Danny DeVito Vor 12 Tage

    R o r y

  • The Artistic Potato
    The Artistic Potato Vor 13 Tage


  • Janco van der Westhuizen

    Personally I find that very funny

  • Tactical Shrimp
    Tactical Shrimp Vor 15 Tage

    If tha5 nigga was pissing black I don’t think those are vitamins.

  • Debbie Speare
    Debbie Speare Vor 15 Tage


  • Shayé the Enby
    Shayé the Enby Vor 15 Tage

    We KnOw AbOuT tHe ChIcKeNs!!!

  • Shayé the Enby
    Shayé the Enby Vor 15 Tage

    2:25 WTF?!

  • Shayé the Enby
    Shayé the Enby Vor 15 Tage

    1:45 OOF.
    Well...maybe she should call the "my cat from hell" guy.
    Poor girl...

  • HexagramMan
    HexagramMan Vor 15 Tage

    My roommate would always be naked. I dont have any phobias so i didnt really care. For christmass our friends got him elf boxers with bells on them. It was nice hearing the bells and knowing he had something on and eventually we made the mistake of telling him that. Im sitting on the couch playing a game and i hear bells so he comes halfway down the steps and asks "hey dude..." so i look over and the bastard has a shit eating grin on and the boxers in his outstretched hand while floppin his junk. He used the bells as a trap. He laughed for a half hour straight... He just moved to Florida and our group of friends are taking bets as to how long it is until he becomes Florida Man.

  • Señor Shoulders//Worldwide Cutie guy

    The frying pan is angered

  • Emily the Art Kid
    Emily the Art Kid Vor 16 Tage

    damn it... not the frying pan!

  • ElbiDraws
    ElbiDraws Vor 17 Tage

    Making me excited for going to uni and getting roommates 😂

  • Exdall
    Exdall Vor 18 Tage

    The thumbnail looks like a white Marlon webb

  • James
    James Vor 18 Tage

    James Veitch?

  • Astrakhan Arkhangelsk
    Astrakhan Arkhangelsk Vor 18 Tage

    I go to a high school with a dorm, one of my roommates from last year used to yell 'EVERYBODY FUCK OFF, I'M GONNA FAP' every fucking time he entered the room. Then one of the others started doing it too. Damn my school is filled with intellectuals.

  • Kimchi Yumm
    Kimchi Yumm Vor 19 Tage

    Ya but have u tried drying yourself with the blow dryer

  • RBB Disturbed
    RBB Disturbed Vor 20 Tage

    The ducks one is literally just like James Veitch' comedy duck story lol

  • That black guy from Never gonna give you up

    Shower cheese has nothing on nachos in bath

  • Ya Boi Johnseyefish
    Ya Boi Johnseyefish Vor 21 Tag

    4:20 jacksepticeye

  • jadegirl12
    jadegirl12 Vor 22 Tage

    5:40 ABDL detected

  • Climatingly
    Climatingly Vor 22 Tage

    I just stood for 3 hours in the shower thinking about the benefits of petting a camel

  • XOXheartAmy
    XOXheartAmy Vor 22 Tage

    That last one sounds like a pre-tiddypurge doctor who prompt or something XD

  • paul drowne
    paul drowne Vor 22 Tage

    I used to say 'another pineapple?' in my sleep xD

  • Oh Boy
    Oh Boy Vor 22 Tage

    I do the same 2:18

  • jo jo
    jo jo Vor 23 Tage

    Chinese roommate: zere in ze attic!

  • megyn
    megyn Vor 23 Tage

    *shower cheese*

  • Khalid 2007
    Khalid 2007 Vor 23 Tage

    Oh yeah yeah

  • Chloe Animations The Tord Fangirl :D

    These are all me

  • The 13 plus Strawberry

    Why can I relate to keeping chickens in my room and being obsessed with tiny ducks?

  • Pretzel Pretzel snack
    Pretzel Pretzel snack Vor 24 Tage

    Excuse me?

  • V Heidr
    V Heidr Vor 24 Tage

    no poop

  • Sam
    Sam Vor 25 Tage

    5:30 that isn’t your roommate that’s a toddler

  • Banana_peels123 _
    Banana_peels123 _ Vor 25 Tage

    6:00 I thought he was singing that one song lol

  • Bayley Daniel
    Bayley Daniel Vor 25 Tage


  • Mr Memelord
    Mr Memelord Vor 25 Tage

    4:56 James veitch would like his ducks back now

  • Professor Oak
    Professor Oak Vor 26 Tage

    not a roommate but at my 1st job, I was working at a car wash and my coworker's 1st words to me were "have you ever tried your own cum"

  • natalya cecil-xavier
    natalya cecil-xavier Vor 26 Tage

    2:11 huh Tim Drake... wait wtf, thats the most goddamned blessed child if his real name is Tim Drake.

    I'm aware like noone will get wut i'm talking about and im okay with it

  • Adrianna Chrapek
    Adrianna Chrapek Vor 26 Tage

    The last one tho hahahaha

  • hpfan 4908
    hpfan 4908 Vor 27 Tage


  • Paul J
    Paul J Vor 27 Tage

    The last one fucking killed me that's something I would do

  • sorry not sorry
    sorry not sorry Vor 28 Tage

    How is splitting everything 50/50 A bad thing😂😂

  • Bacon
    Bacon Vor 29 Tage

    The last one lmao

  • CampBuddy Chick
    CampBuddy Chick Vor Monat

    I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws

  • Eva Marie
    Eva Marie Vor Monat

    1:57 and 5:48 are me 100%. Don't judge, lol

  • Allie Regan
    Allie Regan Vor Monat


  • therealvinceoffer
    therealvinceoffer Vor Monat

    0:57 *justin y?*

  • Anonymous Doorknob
    Anonymous Doorknob Vor Monat

    5:55 someone's been playing too much pubg

  • lilli milliken
    lilli milliken Vor Monat

    3:26 what the... Lol

  • Emmy D
    Emmy D Vor Monat

    I'm going to college in a few months. Not sure I want to anymore

  • Midnight star
    Midnight star Vor Monat

    5:35 dudes a little

  • Rachel Ruggieri
    Rachel Ruggieri Vor Monat

    1:37 I did that to a pair of ficus bonsai I bought at the dollar store.(if you've never seen one their leaves shine like plastic and their trunks are rough and gray.) It turns out they actually WERE alive. Still have them to this day. (Alive and well.)

  • Everything lotr
    Everything lotr Vor Monat

    Thumbnail 4:30

  • Stephen Lee Henderson

    I was scared go on the floor or walk cuz there fleas so I climb out the window

  • Ayla
    Ayla Vor Monat

    D A M N I T N O T T H E F R Y I N G P A N

  • Ryan
    Ryan Vor Monat

    Did ye, aye?

  • Sebastian Ortiz
    Sebastian Ortiz Vor Monat

    Puberty hitting you hard 0:00

  • Starly The Musical
    Starly The Musical Vor Monat

    5:47 haha *i do that*

  • Felix33x Felix33x
    Felix33x Felix33x Vor Monat +1

    3:40 Operation "Brainwash" is finished🕵

  • Nikkehy
    Nikkehy Vor Monat

    Fun fact: Betta fishes can actually get Fish Tuberculosis. And it can be contagious.

  • NerdAlert 8910
    NerdAlert 8910 Vor Monat


  • Almond Fur
    Almond Fur Vor Monat

    1:50 bish I would too
    Edit: 3:07 When I am at the countryside I videochat my cat!
    Edit 2: 5:50 loooool😂
    Edit 3: I bet Brendon Urie yells:"Close the god damn door!"

  • Kami Killa
    Kami Killa Vor Monat

    3:42 Ranton?

  • Lily Walter
    Lily Walter Vor Monat

    Why do I want these people as roommates?

  • Pulsing Quasar
    Pulsing Quasar Vor Monat

    5:35 that’s a little

    deLTA AIRLINES Vor Monat

    *Gosh, the horror*

  • TaeTae Biased
    TaeTae Biased Vor Monat +1

    The third one is confusing…but can be romantic if it was in Twilight lmao I should stop rewatching this every month and go to bed

  • Planemess
    Planemess Vor Monat

    The story about the guy who took 30 vitamins a day is so fucking funny to me and I dont know why

  • DMS Inc.
    DMS Inc. Vor Monat +1

    The snail one 😂😂

  • Goggles Tigerkhan
    Goggles Tigerkhan Vor Monat

    this is why i live alone...

  • Albows
    Albows Vor Monat

    6:03 Maybe she should have said *'Jyagi Sama!'* to her roommate.

  • Ken’s Diary
    Ken’s Diary Vor Monat

    My roommate was my sister. She was sleeping and we were in the same bed cause we were only kids. And she lays on top of me and humps me. I socked her straight in the nose with a shriek of terror.

  • Sarah Cusack
    Sarah Cusack Vor Monat

    no one even noticed that Tim Drake wrote one, a freaking robin
    batmans partner
    leader of the teen titans
    red robin
    robin numero 3 (does stephanie count?)
    a freaking superhero
    also i think the roommate was probably bart (impulse/ kid flash) tbh

  • olivia Storment
    olivia Storment Vor Monat

    Was there room mate james vietch

  • Woopinah 10
    Woopinah 10 Vor 2 Monate

    Him: is it normal to pee black?