Things ur mom probably says

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  • Hannah W
    Hannah W Vor Monat

    Rants about my friends
    My mom- Your friends are short bitches.
    Me- Thanks Mom.
    Also my mom
    Me- Says something about a girl named Avery. I have two friends named Avery.
    Mom- Rich Avery or Dumb Avery?

  • Hannah W
    Hannah W Vor Monat

    My mom does 80% of these things.

  • jurnee cole
    jurnee cole Vor Monat

    My new life quote : "I'm not your Bro or your Hoe I'm your Mo." LMAO

  • SAVAGE Youngboi 21
    SAVAGE Youngboi 21 Vor Monat

    Spider-Man: "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good".
    Iron-Man: "Drink some water".

  • John Rachinsky
    John Rachinsky Vor Monat

    My mom once said “I can be spontaneous if you give me a day or two”

  • Jhared Dave Magat
    Jhared Dave Magat Vor Monat

    Mom:what does wtf mean
    Me: what the fuck
    Mom:look just because I don't know what it means doesn't mean you have to say that ;-;

  • Reagan Butrum
    Reagan Butrum Vor Monat

    1:35 say "mija" one more time puta

  • Reagan Butrum
    Reagan Butrum Vor Monat

    1:35 lmao "mih-juh"

  • DoubleDecckerBiscuit

    Docter:"Ma'am your daughter has died"
    My Mom:"iTs BeCaUsE oF tHaT dAmN pHoNe"

  • DatG3n3rati0n
    DatG3n3rati0n Vor Monat

    Oh yeah yeah

  • Michael Townley
    Michael Townley Vor Monat

    my mom once made a yo mama joke

  • Syn0
    Syn0 Vor Monat +1

    I'm not your bro, or your hoe. I am your mo. XD

  • Just_AutumnYT
    Just_AutumnYT Vor Monat

    *cant find movie in Netflix*
    "oh well someone else is probably watching it all try again tomorrow"

  • The Yolk Snatcher
    The Yolk Snatcher Vor Monat +2

    Me: Mom my stomach hurts :(
    Mom: *It'S bEcAuSe Of ThAt DaMn PhOnE!!!*

  • FastestMemeInTheWest

    Miga

  • CallMeKapkid
    CallMeKapkid Vor Monat

    My mom drinks my Mountain Dew.
    I wish I was joking.

  • Velvet Playz
    Velvet Playz Vor 2 Monate

    "Im not your Bro or your Hoe because im your Mo"


    GOD, IM SORRY FOR KILLING ONE OF YOUR BEUTIFUL CREATURES

  • Phant0m Network
    Phant0m Network Vor 2 Monate

    *Oh yea yea*

  • Cadooy cadooy ._.
    Cadooy cadooy ._. Vor 2 Monate

    2:30 is the funniest one ever

  • Slick The Second
    Slick The Second Vor 2 Monate

    Why did this come up when I searched "gae"?

  • GD MOE
    GD MOE Vor 2 Monate

    MOM MY LEGS AND ARMS CAME OFF AND CANT COME BACK TOGETHER HELP!!

    Mom: drink water

    ._.

  • R and A Offblock
    R and A Offblock Vor 2 Monate

    mom: xxx come here
    Me: yes?
    Mom: search up this HOLY song for me
    Me: *searches up*
    Me: *tik tok ad comes on*
    Me: ._.
    Mom: that’s not the music
    Me: NO mom it’s a Tik Tok ad
    Mom: what’s Tik Tok?
    Me: SKSKSKSKSKSFUCHDHDHSBSHDYDUDHBEDHXHXHXHXHXVXHXHDHDHDHDHDH

  • villana pinapple
    villana pinapple Vor 2 Monate

    Piedepaw
    Pewdiepie

  • Spook II
    Spook II Vor 2 Monate

    My mom is the one
    DrINk SomE WatEr

  • XxTeamwolfRulesxX
    XxTeamwolfRulesxX Vor 2 Monate

    *DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER!*

  • Apple Games
    Apple Games Vor 2 Monate +3

    1:07
    Mommy I died
    Mom: Drink some water

  • YourAmericanHellraiser
    YourAmericanHellraiser Vor 2 Monate

    I’m dead serious- my dad calls Starbucks “blockbusters”

  • Axzte
    Axzte Vor 2 Monate +4

    Mom: Do the dishes
    Me: Wait, I'm in the middle of a match
    Mom: Just pause it
    Me:Its a multiplayer game
    Mom: So? Just pause it.

  • Ceiling is animating
    Ceiling is animating Vor 2 Monate +1

    3:17 I died lol

  • Moonlight Gacha
    Moonlight Gacha Vor 2 Monate

    2:11 Look at the girl's name.
    IRIS IS MAH NAMEEEEEE!

  • Vortillio -
    Vortillio - Vor 2 Monate

    Cool

  • Doge
    Doge Vor 2 Monate

    can i please stop doing the thumbnail its been 2 years

  • Damaxus
    Damaxus Vor 2 Monate +2

    Mom, I hit a wall and my mouth and forehead is bleeding...

    Mom:
    *drink some water*

  • Xxjordan wolf xX
    Xxjordan wolf xX Vor 2 Monate

    I told Karen she "got to go" so she left


    *WITH MY DANM KIDS*

  • G!anø -Chan
    G!anø -Chan Vor 2 Monate

    An we have a Hispanic version of this

  • Ange
    Ange Vor 2 Monate

    i got off my pc and got on my toilet just to watch this

  • Clapped
    Clapped Vor 2 Monate

    *Oh well, someone is probably watching it. I'll try again later.*

  • Serize
    Serize Vor 2 Monate

    IM GIVING AWAY 100 FORTNITE/EPIC GAMES ACCOUNTS FOR FREE ALL YOU HAVE TO DONIS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

  • Serize
    Serize Vor 2 Monate

    IM GIVING AWAY 100 FORTNITE/EPIC GAMES ACCOUNTS FOR FREE ALL YOU HAVE TO DONIS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

  • Serize
    Serize Vor 2 Monate

    IM GIVING AWAY 100 FORTNITE/EPIC GAMES ACCOUNTS FOR FREE ALL YOU HAVE TO DONIS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

  • Flex Tape
    Flex Tape Vor 2 Monate +1

    Ur mom gae

  • tara k
    tara k Vor 2 Monate

    0:58 is accurate, except replace the water with soup to get a true Serbian mom

  • 열일곱 번째 아기

    My cousin was in this video yeet. **goes to Lauren and tells her everything,now she's famous**

  • helping hand
    helping hand Vor 2 Monate

    My mom is dead

  • Alexander The Super Swag Licious

    My mom once called me a, “Nazi-Communist-Flat-Earther.” Here I am not knowing where Nazi came from, but she called a communist for knowing Russia’s anthem on piano, and a flat-earther because I followed them on Twitter as a joke, because the stuff they said on there was completely stupid.

  • Haarun Ali
    Haarun Ali Vor 2 Monate

    My mom has a bitmoji and Snapchat

  • Banana Foxy
    Banana Foxy Vor 2 Monate

    *_-Wow this is sad-_*

  • Gacha Toki
    Gacha Toki Vor 2 Monate

    *I heard my mom whisper to the dog..* "You're my favorite." *When she thought that I was asleep...* xD

  • Mr Baldi 2
    Mr Baldi 2 Vor 2 Monate

    D R I N K S O M E W A T E R !

  • コットンCandy_ Cat
    コットンCandy_ Cat Vor 2 Monate

    *drink some water*

  • Dachshunds Are my life
    Dachshunds Are my life Vor 2 Monate

    My mom is my mo

  • Sprighte
    Sprighte Vor 2 Monate

    nah i have scottish parents

  • Daxcu
    Daxcu Vor 2 Monate

    Oh yeah yeah

  • Kaiden Games
    Kaiden Games Vor 2 Monate +2

    Mommy I have a stomach ache
    Mom:drink some water
    Mommy my head hurts
    Mom:drink some water
    Mommy I broke my arm
    Mom:drink some water
    Mommy I peed myself
    Mom:drink some water

  • Brawlaholics _
    Brawlaholics _ Vor 2 Monate +2

    My mom thinks I should become an engineer because I know how to restart a router

  • Olivia the Avocado
    Olivia the Avocado Vor 2 Monate +1

    The way the voice person robot thing pronounces Mija. 😂

  • Ariel0Fluffyz
    Ariel0Fluffyz Vor 2 Monate

    Im not your bro or your hoe😂

  • Miss Candyland
    Miss Candyland Vor 2 Monate

    only my brother asked me what does gtg means

  • Gachaverkin _De_Toate
    Gachaverkin _De_Toate Vor 2 Monate

    For me it's

    Mom I'm hungry
    Sleep
    Mom my head hurts
    Sleep
    Mom I'm sick
    Sleep
    Mom my homework is hard
    Don't sleep!

    ( I hoped she would say: Sleep!😣)

  • TheCarrotKēki Gaming
    TheCarrotKēki Gaming Vor 2 Monate

    *mum

  • Gaming Seif
    Gaming Seif Vor 2 Monate

    -DRRRRRRRRRRR-

  • Gaming Seif
    Gaming Seif Vor 2 Monate

    _D_R_i_n_k_ S_o_m_e_ W_A_T_E_R_

  • Space Ish Unicornea
    Space Ish Unicornea Vor 2 Monate

    my name is Aspen!

  • Morro
    Morro Vor 2 Monate

    Ahh my mom is awesome I love her haha

  • VBM Clan
    VBM Clan Vor 2 Monate +3

    *legit happened xD*
    me: *"mom i just threw up blood :O"*
    mom: *"go drink some water"*

  • Gaming With Saiya
    Gaming With Saiya Vor 2 Monate

    Thank God my Mom knows what this stuff means

  • ThomasXSD
    ThomasXSD Vor 2 Monate

    my mum said once what the he'll is this what exactly did she mean by this? does she mean hell

  • GiveCranberrySprite
    GiveCranberrySprite Vor 2 Monate

    Who the fuck has sex at the dentist

  • Ima Nonymous
    Ima Nonymous Vor 2 Monate

    -ok-

  • Kelsea Animates :3
    Kelsea Animates :3 Vor 2 Monate

    My dad said that mom went to a shop.



    Turns out she went to the cemetery

  • iconic kat
    iconic kat Vor 2 Monate

    *bro I ain’t your hoe*

  • Haseeb Uddin
    Haseeb Uddin Vor 2 Monate

    Mom: what does idk mean
    Me: i dont know
    Mom: ok ill ask someone what it means

  • Lehcar2401 & Mimi410
    Lehcar2401 & Mimi410 Vor 2 Monate

    🤦🏼‍♀️

  • Amber McCuen
    Amber McCuen Vor 2 Monate

    I’m crying

  • Aleesya Zahraa
    Aleesya Zahraa Vor 2 Monate

    😂

  • I am In a Cookie Box
    I am In a Cookie Box Vor 2 Monate +1

    My brother and I pretended that the word “cute” means a bad word.
    Each time my mom said it we both say “NO! IT’S A BAD WORD!”
    And my brother was saying in aloud serval times while I’m saying “OMG! BROTHER SAID A LOT OF BAD WORD!”
    My mom replied
    ...
    “See what did you do to me and your brother? You made us think “cute” was not a word.”
    #Roasted #MomQuotes

  • The only thing to help
    The only thing to help Vor 2 Monate

    Pedi-file

  • ToxicLpss 2
    ToxicLpss 2 Vor 2 Monate

    00:58 that’s my teachers

  • Joselyn’s Terrible Animations

    *DRINK SOME WATER*

  • Sad
    Sad Vor 2 Monate

    tells steve carrell

  • Alexander Gunn
    Alexander Gunn Vor 2 Monate

    I actually have an awful mother.
    And I'm not over exaggerating.
    Last thing she told me was to "Get out"

  • ryarod
    ryarod Vor 2 Monate

    I need to ask: What program do you use for the voice here? I've been wanting a text-to-voice program, and I've heard this particular voice several times.

  • ii gaming
    ii gaming Vor 2 Monate +1

    *D R I N K S O M E W A T E R*

  • Sonicice 24
    Sonicice 24 Vor 2 Monate

    No she not.

  • Pinkyand Rainbowdash AJ

    0:58 my mom says that to me lololol

  • Desktop Baryonyx !
    Desktop Baryonyx ! Vor 2 Monate

    1:49 ???

  • ryarod
    ryarod Vor 2 Monate

    I dunno, i think that bible one at the beginning was intimidating.

  • TheActs Of Crazy
    TheActs Of Crazy Vor 2 Monate

    My mom just says stfu lol

  • Mari Franco
    Mari Franco Vor 2 Monate

    Me: mom I have a headache
    Mom: it’s because u use ur phone too much
    Me: mom I’m tired
    Mom: it’s because u use ur phone too much
    Me: mom I have a heart attack
    Mom: *its because u use ur phone too much*

  • Orphic Stars
    Orphic Stars Vor 2 Monate

    My mom beats me

  • FUCKTHEPOPULATION
    FUCKTHEPOPULATION Vor 2 Monate

    ALRIGHT I'LL FUCKING WATCH IT JESUS CHRIST

  • I don't know, Logic
    I don't know, Logic Vor 2 Monate +1

    My mom still thinks lol means lots of love

  • Redz Randomz
    Redz Randomz Vor 2 Monate

    Mom: what does idk, gtg, ttyl
    Me: I don’t know, go to go , talk to you later
    Mom: fine, I’ll ask your brother
    Me:....wut?

  • Robyn Walker
    Robyn Walker Vor 2 Monate

    My mom is dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Louis Le Flohic
    Louis Le Flohic Vor 2 Monate

    I was at the cinema with my friend and his brother then I look 5 rows in front of me and see my mum and brother.


    This is true and now I feel like I’m being watched all of the time

  • Kymanilion
    Kymanilion Vor 2 Monate

    *"if you fall out that tree and break both of your legs, don't come running to me."*

    #Logic

  • ツxDoopy
    ツxDoopy Vor 2 Monate

    Food: *Gtg*
    Me: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*