People Shared Their Worst "Walk of Shame" Stories

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  • David Tal
    David Tal Vor 13 Tage

    notice that most of these stories involve people getting stupid drunk and having some kind of regrets about the end situation. ..... wish i was even the slightest surprised at this and more people took it as a lesson learned for moderation. sadly that's unlikely to happen.

  • Garrett Smith
    Garrett Smith Vor 17 Tage

    Pfff I had to walk out of a bank with a full boner while wearing basketball shorts

  • Bendak Starkiller
    Bendak Starkiller Vor 20 Tage

    6:04 - I wouldn't trust a friend that encourages you to sleep with someone and then says that for all you know the guy might be dangerous... Seriously, who were these hos?

  • Patton~❤
    Patton~❤ Vor 26 Tage

    How tf does one crack open their *SKULL* on a bouncy house?! 🤣🤣🤣👌

  • Spritx MSP
    Spritx MSP Vor Monat

    Once I was playing on my computer. Not aware of what was happening - i was 4 - My brother was with his gf - he was 19 - He thought i wasnt paying attention to them, so he pulled down his pants, and underwear, and you can guess what happened next. So i looked over and shouted “I WANT TO PLAY TOO!” My mum brings it up everyday to wake me for school.

  • Kitty Kanye
    Kitty Kanye Vor Monat

    Oh, you mean THAT walk of shame.... I thought - nvm

  • Wild Gaming
    Wild Gaming Vor Monat

    9:45 Xd what? runeeshee?

  • Leonardo Brayner e Silva

    Sleep late.
    Alarm rings.
    Hallucinate that you wake up, take a shower, put on clothes and are about to leave.
    Actually wake up 1h late.
    Walk of shame to work.

  • ROCKET Shark
    ROCKET Shark Vor Monat

    I feel sorry for the last guy

  • Foxy
    Foxy Vor Monat

    Chainsaww fart! Ha! Thats a new one!

  • William Lee
    William Lee Vor Monat

    This is one of my deepest darkest and most secret memory that I never wanted to dredge up.
    I took driver's ed when I was like 15-16, and there was this beautiful girl that I had a massive crush on since the first day of the course. The drivers-ed God (now looking back, it must've been the devil) smiled upon me and paired us up as partners to go on road practice with the same instructor. The girl and I got along very well and we even exchanged numbers so we can hangout after we both got our license.
    Few weeks later, during our last practice we arranged it so she would drive around for like an hour or two first, and we would drop her off at her house, then I would continue my practice with the instructor. I notice something was wrong with my stomach from the start of her practice, and by the time we were dropping her off it got so bad I knew I had to go RIGHT NOW or I'll ruin my best jeans and probably end up paying cleaning fees for the school training vehicle. So I ask politely if I can borrow the restroom at her place and she said sure (I had one of those mental thing where I would never use a public toilet so it was a last resort for me). We got into her house and she directed me to the restroom in the kitchen, To my horror her entire family were in the kitchen hanging out and cooking dinner, her dad mom sister brothers grandparents the whole shabang i dont know like 6-7 people, I didn't had the time to count them, I just quickly said hi and excuse me cause I was concentrating on the muscles near my you-know-what with all my might so my sh*t wouldn't just burst all over her kitchen floor!
    I dashed into the restroom, slam the door shut behind me and was barely able to get my pants down before I could squat (again my mental thing) on the toilet and just let her rip. And let her rip I did. It was loud. VERY LOUD. Like, Pavarotti singing the last note in Nessun Dorma
    LOUD. And it wasn't just any regular watery diarrhea, no! it came with intermittent gas releases! Imagine a ton of watery sh*t and gas in your intestine ALL trying to come out in a hurry - it was the most watery, gassy, nasty smell bag of human nuclear waste in your worst nightmare. Did ya'll watch the movie Van Wilder where pre-med Richard downed an entire bottle of laxatives? Yup, it was like that.
    To make things worse, in my 100 meter dash to the toilet I missed my landing a little bit and hit the rim, so there was a little bit on my pants, on the toilets, on the carpet in the restroom, on the wall... the watery sh*t was just everywhere.
    After I cried a little inside, I did what I could, I wiped the sh*t water from the toilet, wall, and floors off. I did my best to soak up the one's in the carpet and on my pants... I used up like all the toilet papers and at one point I had to stop because I blocked up the plumbing and shit water was up at the rim of the toilet - no they don't have a plunger, they had one of those little toilet brushes so I had to use that and stick it into the little orifice through the murky-sh*t filled water several times in hope to get the water down, and the brush was barely long enough that when its all the way in, my hand wouldn't touch the water... and afterwards the little toilet brush was covered with broken toilet paper and tiny pieces of sh*t...
    In the end I muster up whatever dignity I have left, open the door. EVERYONE was looking at me with ZERO emotions on their face. I worked up the best smile I could and murmured something like thank you for letting me borrow the restroom, and with my head between my tails I just ran out the door. I did not have the courage to look at her, I did not say goodbye, or even wait for them to say anything.
    I did not hear from her again.
    Now looking back, it must have been a horrid day for her family as well. They were just sitting in the kitchen chilling, then a kid ran into their house, locked himself in the restroom, start making all kinda noises inside, and the sh*t smell just sips through the bottom of the door, lingering in the kitchen over the food they are preparing for dinner... I can't even imagine the shock of them finding out the state I left their restroom in and how much I have depreciated the value of their house by.....
    Anyway, yea, I died a little inside that day.

  • Smoke Jensen
    Smoke Jensen Vor Monat

    The last one, I would say I had the opposite. I had to pee really badly, but couldn't. It just would work... wake up, went to pee. Dreams..

  • Niels Blok
    Niels Blok Vor Monat

    I love your channel, I learned alot from your videos and I always have a good laugh watching them. Keep up the good work please I think this stuff is awesome!

  • Xoxo Fayee
    Xoxo Fayee Vor Monat

    I hate men who lie or make it seem like they live alone and of course yes you get there n they do not live alone .... 🥴😂😂 weirdos!! Obvs we will find out once u invite us over 😪

  • KumaPaws376
    KumaPaws376 Vor Monat +1

    Fart pops

  • OlivIa Faye
    OlivIa Faye Vor Monat

    My phone started ringing in my SAT’S test in year 6... It was the sponge on trap remix. I failed all of them and ended up in Sweden in a private school 🤯🤯🤔🤔

  • dewdrops
    dewdrops Vor Monat

    the fucking ai said onesie as "oh-nee-shee"

  • Diddly Doodles
    Diddly Doodles Vor Monat

    This lad like "it was freshman year of high school" at the same time as "i parked my car"

  • Yogesh Sharma
    Yogesh Sharma Vor Monat

    0:25 nothing beats this😂

  • Indecisive Carrot
    Indecisive Carrot Vor Monat

    Owneyshee

  • Lord of Siberia
    Lord of Siberia Vor 2 Monate

    1:31

  • Non Spicy memes
    Non Spicy memes Vor 2 Monate

    Not really a “walk” of shame, more like run. Anyways here’s my story. I was going on a road trip with my grandparents to New England. My stomach began to act up at 7ish in the morning. We stop at a McDonald’s to clear my bowels. I go inside the bathroom to find there was only one toilet. While I’m taking a liquid shit, some guy walks into the bathroom. It turns out he needed to use the toilet like me. I finish my business only to find out the toilet doesn’t flush. *insert oh shit moment* I swung open the door, and began to wash my hands. While I’m doing this I hear the man yell “HEY!”. Oh boy did I ran across the McDonald’s lobby to my grandpas truck

  • EpicFace 640
    EpicFace 640 Vor 2 Monate

    "Preceded to chainsaw fart my way across this room"
    Greatest fucking thing ive heard all year so far *XD*

  • Smokingun Studios
    Smokingun Studios Vor 2 Monate

    Whining about barefoot on gravel, Obviously not a country guy/gal

  • Luke Morath
    Luke Morath Vor 2 Monate

    A girl I knew got arrested during a risky business party in college. Got released at noon the next day. (Underclassmen weren't allowed to have cars). So she had to walk across campus in a white business shirt and no pants during the busiest time of the day

  • Liv Rosengård
    Liv Rosengård Vor 2 Monate +1

    the peeing in my dream and irl happened to me too while I was sharing a room with pretty much all my close family during a vacation. I was mortified and basically slept in my pee so I could blame it on the dog in the morning.

  • Joona Makkonen
    Joona Makkonen Vor 2 Monate

    This walk of shame thing, how weird lmao like if you got laid then that’s like bonus points for you, I guess. I find it funny that Americans see it shameful to have done any sexual stuff like who cares lmao.

  • K2856
    K2856 Vor 2 Monate

    Honestly, once had a dream where I had to go to the bathroom and as soon as I had went in the dream...woke up drenched.

  • Niagara Falls
    Niagara Falls Vor 2 Monate

    Yo im high af and that fart one made my day...i needed to giggle a bit lol

  • Aosha
    Aosha Vor 2 Monate

    Sure am glad I don't drink

  • BradPwnsU
    BradPwnsU Vor 2 Monate

    6:45 was that Jim Jeffries? Lol

  • Coolbrosryder 12
    Coolbrosryder 12 Vor 2 Monate

    I was at 4-H camp in june 2018 and we were having the team games. I was raising my hand to play tug of war (I’m fat and strong) but they don’t pick me. They then pick me for the sack race and get to the other side with complications. I finish and get back in line. I start tearing up, I start sniffling, I start *BALLING* my eyes out for *NO* reason. I take the ultimate walk of shame and embarrassment with my dad who signed up to be a counselor at the camp since I was going. I still become mortified and squint my eyes every night when I think of the embarrassing thing I have done

  • Kelsea T
    Kelsea T Vor 2 Monate

    "Chainsaw fart" lol

  • snilnils
    snilnils Vor 2 Monate +1

    "Only dreamed of going to the toilet"

  • YEET
    YEET Vor 2 Monate

    When you come back from the nurses office to your class that you threw up in cause you forgot your binder

  • Anna Blobaum
    Anna Blobaum Vor 2 Monate

    When you throw something to a trash can and you miss so you have to go pick it up 😞

  • Toni Kensa
    Toni Kensa Vor 2 Monate +2

    cant relate to none of these
    I don’t have sex and I definitely don’t have friends no life gang wya?

  • Xpyrith
    Xpyrith Vor 2 Monate

    8:50

    How are you a freshman with a Car.

  • Logan Villines
    Logan Villines Vor 2 Monate

    8:38 who tf has a car freshman year of HS?

  • Bella
    Bella Vor 2 Monate

    2:01 I died 😂💀

  • TheDeath7ofsb
    TheDeath7ofsb Vor 2 Monate

    I walk 2 miles to work every day. I got 1 block away from work when I shat my pants. Turned around and walked home. A co worker pulled up aside me, one that knew I was gonna work that day and offered me a ride on my way back. Ohshit.jpg

  • Ethan Abikoff
    Ethan Abikoff Vor 2 Monate

    At 8:50 you’re telling me a freshman has their own car and can drive?

  • Conscious_Whisper
    Conscious_Whisper Vor 2 Monate

    A freshman had his own car? How long was he held back

  • BattleBoymonster
    BattleBoymonster Vor 2 Monate

    Almost all of these involve drinking, blood, and vomit. Ew

  • Tiffany
    Tiffany Vor 2 Monate

    Once went #2 in a my parent's friend's house. The toilet was old and didnt realize i needed to hold the handle down. Proceeded to not only clog the toilet, but it began to rise due to multiple attempts to flush. The water kept rising and I didnt know what to do. My mom comes to the bathroom and I quickly close the door behind me and whisper panicked that the watery poop is flooding the bathroom floor. My mom groans and we have to inform her friends that I messed up their bathroom. The watery poop also seeped through the walls down to the basement. Their 8 year old daughter looks at me and says "How are you in college? Even I know how to flush a toilet." I never went over their place and never spoke to them again. My parents are still best friends with them though.

  • Strix XR
    Strix XR Vor 2 Monate

    2:18 lmaooo

  • James Carson
    James Carson Vor 2 Monate +1

    3:44 OH MY GOOD ITS COOKING MAMA MUSIC

  • hahahahah BULLSHIT MAN
    hahahahah BULLSHIT MAN Vor 2 Monate +1

    4th grade wrestling tournament.
    I was the first runner up and the best of a chance of any of us winning.

    I got really sick because of something I ate the day before.

    I asked to be taken home since I was so sick and I felt like throwing up.

    They agreed and told me to get better and hoped for the best.
    I got out of my seat, I was all the way on the other side of the room and the exit as well. And my teammates were alined right there next to me.

    As I walked from my seat to the exit I seemed their disappointed faces.

    ..... Horrible.

    (This went on again and again til 7th grade where I stopped practicing and joining wrestling. Still a good thing to know just in case you get in a fight lmao.... Thoighbthe chances r low owo)

  • StampyLover
    StampyLover Vor 2 Monate

    Oneeshi... sounds about right

  • Zero Effort
    Zero Effort Vor 2 Monate

    9:32 must've been the dudes second try at freshman year if he was driving already.

  • Alyssa Faith
    Alyssa Faith Vor 2 Monate

    A onesie. “Ranushy”. Makes sense

  • Alyssa Faith
    Alyssa Faith Vor 2 Monate

    “Stinky”

  • Tranitosaur
    Tranitosaur Vor 2 Monate

    I've done the last one once when I was around 7-9 years old. Mom wasn't proud

  • CallMeCactusSok
    CallMeCactusSok Vor 2 Monate +2

    Freshman year of high school a girl shat herself in the middle of a presentation and waddled all the way home. She changed schools after that.
    I remember the teacher let us go early because, as he put it in his distinctive Cuban accent, “I cannot teach in these toxic fumes!” I’ll never fucking forget that.

  • COOLSWAT295
    COOLSWAT295 Vor 2 Monate +1

    10:02 happened to me once

  • orangej
    orangej Vor 2 Monate

    Omg please dont tell me im not the only one crying about the farting story....lol im dumb but i couldnt stop laughing i duno whyyyyy

  • Narin :/
    Narin :/ Vor 2 Monate +1

    A random story of mine:
    My 3 year old little cousin was at my house, (i live at a very big neighbourhood) there is a supermarket at the end of the neighbourhood, i took her to buy her some candy, on the way back, there is a house that kinda looks like mine and my cousin thought it was mine, i told her it wasn't my house and that we need to go further away to get to it, she kept insisting it was the right house, she started crying and yelling and i had to drag her all the way to my house, everyone that walked by kept starring at me weirdly, probably thinking i was kidnapping her, it was awkward and i get embarrassed every time i walk by.

  • SEB1991SEB
    SEB1991SEB Vor 2 Monate +1

    This didn't happen to me but my dad:
    He came out of the supermarket with a couple bags of shopping. He walked up to my mum's car, opened the back door and just threw all the bags in there (cos he was in a bit of a mood having to carry so much shopping). Then he opened the front door and started to sit down in the passenger seat next to my mum, when he realised he got the wrong car. So he had to say sorry, get out, close the front door behind him, but then open the back door again to get all the shopping. There was a lot of it and much of it had spilled out onto the floor so he was ages trying to pick it all up as fast as he could, completely red the whole time.

  • Katie
    Katie Vor 2 Monate

    When your teacher tells you to put your phone in the box on their desk when you were using it

  • speedy01247
    speedy01247 Vor 2 Monate

    The time I was racing someone and they grabbed my pants (which was allowed), but my pants ended up tearing in two, leaving me running in essentially my underwear. I won, but I should note this was a church event and I ended up not going to that church again.

  • Komet
    Komet Vor 2 Monate +1

    The trick is to drink so much that you're still drunk the next morning and don't give a shit about anything

  • Jouette Bassler
    Jouette Bassler Vor 2 Monate

    Not the "Worst" and never happened to me, but a walk of shame is when you are skiing/snowboarding, decide to go to a big slope, and realize its too big for you. Then you have to walk all the way down with skiiers and snowboarders looking at you in uncomfortable boots that don't let you bend your legs below the knees.

  • Alexis Guillen
    Alexis Guillen Vor 2 Monate +3

    College once made a who dress best challenge. I signed, because i felt bad for them, because I knew nobody would even bother being a contestant. Because this is literally the perfect chance to publically humiliate others, and nobody likes to be on the recieving end of that shit. Nobody cheered for me when I stood there, not the teachers, not my friends, not even the host of the event I did this for. Whoever gets the most cheers wins. There were people here that didn't even bother putting a dress shirt. The students here are heavy punks whit pants straight out of a termite fest, why the silence? Even if just a little, everyone got a cheer or two, penguin suits won of course. I can understand that but, total silence when it was my turn? I rallied the fuckers into saying something. Seriously?! I shouted that word in the room and they stayed as silent as before. You know what, didn't bothered me. I was the prettiest thing on that room anyways, they were just jealous of me anyways.

  • ayaw na hilabte carla
    ayaw na hilabte carla Vor 2 Monate

    3 years ago i shat myself in class in the morning when i went home i took a shower and still had to go to school

  • Lil Toadie
    Lil Toadie Vor 2 Monate

    I died laughing at the Bible study one. Chainsaw farting is the worst but also incredibly funny.

  • salomé carbone
    salomé carbone Vor 2 Monate

    My friend shared a room in a Airbnb with an other of her friend while traveling. They go out and she brings back a boy. Since her friend is sleeping on the bed she goes on their balcony to have sex (the balcony goes to a backyard). They had clothes drying on the balcony and it fell down while her and this dude were going at it. When she sees that next morning, she also sees the use condom laying right beside.... And she has to go down and ask the woman living downstairs to go get her close since she couldn’t have access to the backyard... The poor woman was disgusted hahahha

  • Curt Christensen
    Curt Christensen Vor 2 Monate +1

    Walking to school during first grade, I got distracted and ended up being late. As i walked in the door, the teacher announced "and here is the boy who doesn't know how to show up on time". She's in hell now, where she belongs

  • Weird and Awkward
    Weird and Awkward Vor 2 Monate

    Yall so one time i really REALLY had to use the bathroom in school and i have a weak bladder and could NOT stand up so... We were in the computer lab and i had that really vad feeling of needing to hold it but we were testing and i was in my favorite teachers class when i here the teacher call my name so they could show me my results and so now im mortified since i would absolutley piss myself if i walked up there but i couldnt just say i couldnt move cuase i had to pee to my fav teacher in front of the class so i made a fatal decision and stood up (restraining from shaking) and walked over as normal as possible whilst pissing myself while of course trying to hold it. Thank god i was wearing black jeans for some form of cover and what does my teacher decide to do when i get there but the worst thing for that moment? They hugged me and i had to hug them back IN URinE SoAKeD PAnTs. To this day i dont know if they knew and were comforting me (they had never hugged me or another student before from what i remember) or if they were happy since i had scored off the chart in the english test... Anyways that has to be one of the worst walks of hidden shame and terror i have ever dealt with.

  • Julian
    Julian Vor 2 Monate

    *O N E I S I E*

  • Logan Ainsworth
    Logan Ainsworth Vor 2 Monate

    i thought i was the only one who has dreams of being on the toilet then actually wets them self fucking stupid ass body

  • Michael Alexander
    Michael Alexander Vor 2 Monate

    Onesie.
    "ONE EE SHEE"

  • Suzaan Beneke
    Suzaan Beneke Vor 2 Monate

    The last one has happened to me a few times

  • Linh Thai
    Linh Thai Vor 2 Monate +1

    Not my "walk of shame" but I witnessed one lol. I was about 15, 16, getting home from school, waiting for the elevator to get up to my apartment. The elevator door opened and there was a guy in his 20s, completely naked, only covered his private part with a bunch of clothes and shoes in his hands (obviously rushed out of someone's place). I couldn't help but laughed my ass off, saying "sorry for laughing" to the guy as he waddled away as fast as he could.

  • Slyguy threeonetwonine
    Slyguy threeonetwonine Vor 2 Monate

    My response at 9:26 would have been "I hope my shoes make up for you failing as a father!"

  • Bear Splitz96
    Bear Splitz96 Vor 2 Monate +1

    What’s with the fucking impeach trump add everywhere there terrible and show just how fucking stupid the libtards are

  • TheSpiikki
    TheSpiikki Vor 2 Monate +1

    No cellphones in 1998? Really nigga

  • Scrublord.
    Scrublord. Vor 2 Monate +2

    Had a substitute teacher in my 7th grade English class. Very strict. He made us read our textbook in complete silence. My friend sitting next to me had his textbook on half of my desk. I push it off, he puts it back with a smug grin. It's jabbing into my elbow. I ask him to move it, he very clearly has space on his desk. Sub yells at me for causing a disturbance in the silent classroom, picks up a shitty cushion and throws it down in the front corner. He makes me pick up my textbook, get up from my seat in the center (our desks made long rows, so I had to walk through everyone staring back at me), and sit down on the floor in front of everyone and read there for the remaining 30 minutes of class.

  • TheOfficialPSI
    TheOfficialPSI Vor 2 Monate

    I wonder if the screencaps were taken 15 days after you copied out a list of links to use.

  • TheOfficialPSI
    TheOfficialPSI Vor 2 Monate

    9:43 I remember when I used to wear a runishi.

  • Cloudipy
    Cloudipy Vor 2 Monate +1

    In the 2nd one the walk of shame could have been avoided. Why would you sneak out like a thief? I would have waken up the girl, told her it was time for me to leave and like asked her all the necessary questions like is there anyone else home, what door can I use, do you know where my car is, then bye have a good day. Why be ashamed of talking, I mean you guys fucked. Also even if you don't remember anything, what if the girl sneaked you into the house to begin with, it's kinda rude to risk being seen by her family and get her in trouble

  • Katrina Smith
    Katrina Smith Vor 2 Monate

    January living in the dorms invite boy over someone pulls the fire alarm firefighters open door booth of us have to stand outside in just a blanket while they clear 800 rooms

  • Uniquegirl 10
    Uniquegirl 10 Vor 2 Monate

    2:25 LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

  • MrGamingPigeon
    MrGamingPigeon Vor 2 Monate +231

    - be 13 and in bathtub
    - feel the sickening growl of immenant diahrea
    - Toilet in separate room
    - take a risk and shit in the sink hoping it would be liquid
    - drop the fattest meatloaf of my life in the sink
    - panic.exe
    - throw it out window into Bush's
    - hits my uncle in the face.

  • Hoshimaru57
    Hoshimaru57 Vor 2 Monate

    I once stayed at my girlfriends dorm and woke up late the next morning. Her parent were coming to pick her up, but she wasn’t ready for them to meet me. Her dad is this huge scary looking ex-Navy guy. She throws my clothes under the bed and I roll under the bad to hide and get dressed. As they’re leaving I had to ninja sneak out using her mom’s back as cover and hoping they didn’t turn around.
    It worked out okay in the end though. We’ve been together 11 years.

  • Raccoon Toons
    Raccoon Toons Vor 2 Monate

    10:02 OK BUT THAT HAPPENED ONCE AND IT WAS THE WORST THING EVER

  • James LionlyLion
    James LionlyLion Vor 2 Monate

    Early Freshman year and drives a car?

  • Lauren E
    Lauren E Vor 2 Monate

    Dreaming of getting up and going to the bathroom has actually happened to me once. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • Shaun Fox
    Shaun Fox Vor 2 Monate

    I was thoroughly enjoying listening to this until the fucking (MUCH LOUDER) 15 second google ad suddenly played halfway through the Amsterdam gastro story!

  • why did shane give weed to his cat

    my walk of shame happened this summer when I was out with some friends, we were fooling around at some deck when I accidentally fell into water, fully clothed and with my purse and phone in hands. had to walk home soaked with screatching sneakers while my whole friend group was dying laughing around me

  • Oogfv Bj
    Oogfv Bj Vor 2 Monate

    THE LAST ONE IS TOO RELATABLE IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE

  • TheRedbikemaster
    TheRedbikemaster Vor 2 Monate

    Locked myself out of my semi truck at a packed truck stop. Had to walk past over 50 trucks, many with their drivers still sitting in their seats back into the truck stop. Bought the kit to unlock the door and had to walk back past the same trucks with a very obvious lockout kit.

  • J WakeUpLink
    J WakeUpLink Vor 2 Monate

    Glad to hear I'm not the only one that's dreamed of going to the toilet and ended up peeing the bed 👍

  • Brian Chapman
    Brian Chapman Vor 2 Monate

    “The girl is getting yelled at by everyone..... except grandpa who is still eating his waffles” that last part fucking got me, I’m laughing so hard just imaging him sitting there eating his waffles as he can hear the entire family yelling at the girl and he’s just thinking “all I want to do is eat my fucking waffles”

  • Vlamyncksken
    Vlamyncksken Vor 2 Monate

    I once tried to drink water while stuck in traffic.
    The cars in front of me started moving so I put the little bottle between my legs to free my hands.
    After stopping again, I unscrew the bottle and my legs squeeze out the water all over my lap. I could feel my pants get wet even on my bottom.
    At home, I park my car down the street end start walking, ashamed as the school kids behind me think I've pissed and shat myself.

  • john doe
    john doe Vor 2 Monate

    Weve all done the last one dont lie

  • jacques
    jacques Vor 2 Monate

    im uncomfortable how it said onesie fuckin yikes

  • Autistic Aniki
    Autistic Aniki Vor 2 Monate

    >Imagine sleeping with someone because they're famous

  • Joey Alarma
    Joey Alarma Vor 2 Monate

    oh shit, if i would have been the kid on the gravel walk of shame, i would had to go on my knees and hands to able to make it over it. im so glad this has never happend to me.

  • OnlyMichaelJackson (Angel)

    People are so reckless, wow.

  • walterbigblue
    walterbigblue Vor 2 Monate +3

    That big gut buster story where the guy chainsaw farts his way across the room is a great piece of story writing. You are talented my friend 😂😂. Great descriptive writing. Absolutely hilarious.