This Tweet Trumps All Other Horrible Trump Tweets

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  • The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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  • Wolfsong Moondancer
    Wolfsong Moondancer Vor 2 Tage

    What is it with the beard, Stephen? Are there Santa tryouts anywhere soon or did you loose a bet?😁

  • what's 20 Buks
    what's 20 Buks Vor 2 Tage

    Architect : We Can't, It's The "Law" !
    tRUMP : I Never Studied The "Law" !

  • Lori Morse
    Lori Morse Vor 7 Tage

    lol@blind decorators hahaha

  • Stan Moon
    Stan Moon Vor 7 Tage

    What kinda spider webs did Stephen walk into?

  • *Wonka*
    *Wonka* Vor 10 Tage +1

    The bad news came from the same special interest group.

  • Demetrio Carrillo
    Demetrio Carrillo Vor 13 Tage

    What’s on your face???

  • Robert Knott
    Robert Knott Vor 16 Tage +2

    What a total prat !! Not knowing that Braille is a legal requirement in elevators IN HIS OWN COUNTRY !
    Some President !!!

  • Liza Tanzawa
    Liza Tanzawa Vor 16 Tage

    Skippable ad or I WON'T BUY IT!

  • 林東陽
    林東陽 Vor 17 Tage +1

    Trump is sick, real sick. Now he holds the power of destruction. God bless the world, hope it is still there at the end of his duty.

  • Miyuden
    Miyuden Vor 20 Tage +1

    How can this twat still be in the white house. OMG.

  • Dulles Perez
    Dulles Perez Vor 20 Tage +1

    Everything about trump is disgusting

  • The Jam and Berries
    The Jam and Berries Vor 20 Tage +1

    Defense secretary and man who's eyes count as carry-on bags 😁😁😁

  • Majo Gf
    Majo Gf Vor 20 Tage +1

    "I like puerto ricans that dont die" why do I feel like Trump actually said that??

  • Addicted to Not Smoking
    Addicted to Not Smoking Vor 26 Tage +1

    Nobody with vision wants to stay at Trump Tower either.

  • Robert McFadden
    Robert McFadden Vor Monat

    Grow back the beard or grow it longer/thicker

  • its just luke Revive
    its just luke Revive Vor Monat +1

    I feel bad for the Americans

  • George TPG
    George TPG Vor Monat +3

    Blind people are better at decorating then trump

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth Vor Monat +1

    I remember when he didn't even know that Puerto Rico is an island! And he didn't know that it was a Commonwealth. Now I knew it was an island. I dated a man from there but not for long. But I'm a teacher and I have to say I didn't know it was a Commonwealth either. I think that's when he was drinking a lot because remember when he slurred his words. Do you know Trump Tower isn't paid for? He waited until the building was complete and when the contractors wanted to be paid Trump instantly declared bankruptcy. That was his first bankruptcy. He's had five since. The three casinos he counts as one. He deludes himself all the time. He'll never grow up and he's delusional if he thinks he's staying in office. He's shamed us all over the world. Dealing with two psychopaths, a serial killer hoping to, "slaughter," 3,000,000 and a Communist money worshiping China and it's delusional President whose gotten away with having free shipping out of China far too long. While foreigners in China have to pay huge fees to ship anything! Pathetic. See, "serpentza." And now China is trying to take over Africa! Look it up. :( Songs

  • *Wonka*
    *Wonka* Vor Monat

    P.s. 4000 + died in one day due to George W. Bush conspiring..while you makeup shiit the devil is getting away with it.

  • *Wonka*
    *Wonka* Vor Monat +2

    If you guys spent as much time running for president as you did trying your damnest to grasps at fibers of reasons to make him look bad..you guys paid off The DNC thats why you are desperate..vote for Bernie Sanders.

  • Jasper Harris
    Jasper Harris Vor Monat

    Dude that beard is agressively awsome.

  • Barb Thornell
    Barb Thornell Vor Monat +1

    Its hard to decide which is more dangerous - his stupidity or his narcissism.

  • Super Sonic
    Super Sonic Vor Monat +1

    Jesus Christ we gotta vote this sick fck outta office!!! Fcking nightmare in this country.
    Bernie 2020!!!!

  • Jill Austin
    Jill Austin Vor Monat

    He won't ruin the number 3000 for me.
    Hail Ironman

  • Ginger Ninja
    Ginger Ninja Vor Monat +1

    Oh America, get rid of this obese prat so the rest of the world stops laughing and cringing at you.

  • REDZER_14
    REDZER_14 Vor Monat

    Stephen Colbert probably jerks off to Donald Trump.

  • REDZER_14
    REDZER_14 Vor Monat

    Look at all these virgins in the comment section.

  • wren 22
    wren 22 Vor Monat +2

    How dare he make that devastating disaster all about him!!

  • David Roberts
    David Roberts Vor Monat

    Trump the lier

  • David Roberts
    David Roberts Vor Monat

    Trump, what a loser

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Vor 2 Monate

    打倒共济会,打挎ViP堡,打垮假面具,打挎共济会,打挎三合会,打倒狮子国际邪会,打倒黑手黨,打垮黑手箱操控,打挎黑手黨,,,。

  • Arthur Animordonuts
    Arthur Animordonuts Vor 2 Monate +1

    So far.
    "This tweet trumps all other horrible Trump tweets" so far.
    You know he's gonna get worse over time, he's called Trump for a reason. He's always trumping his own idiocy and bigotry.

  • Grey Goose
    Grey Goose Vor 2 Monate

    That beard makes you look like my dad.

  • Dana Osgood
    Dana Osgood Vor 2 Monate

    Mad Dog Mattis? More like Deranged Dog Donald

  • Dorth Surreal
    Dorth Surreal Vor 2 Monate

    Ornel ortiz, maybe the Porto Rican Mafia can do WHAT THE PUSSY ASS BUNCH OF PUTOS IN THE M3XICAN MAFIA CANT OR OR ARE TOO SCARED TO DO. BUNCH OF MEXICAN PUSSIES.

  • Dorth Surreal
    Dorth Surreal Vor 2 Monate

    Trumps logic stay and drowned.

  • Quintusblake
    Quintusblake Vor 2 Monate

    I miss the beard

  • Jesus Ramos
    Jesus Ramos Vor 2 Monate

    Public MORON#1

  • Larry Tyler
    Larry Tyler Vor 2 Monate

    This is for all of you who hate Trump! I would enjoy watching you watch your mother get murdered by pulling out her intestines and forcing you to eat them ! I hope you have children who get burnt from a fire and not die so you can watch them suffer you worthless feces bacterial maggots

    • Tuija Roininen
      Tuija Roininen Vor Monat

      Well, aren't you a nice person...

    • Ben Thomason
      Ben Thomason Vor Monat

      1) not an argument. 2)how can oyu ignore Trump just denying the trajic deaths of thousands of people like that? if a democrat did that you'd be shouting about it from the rooftops!

  • o Ravenn
    o Ravenn Vor 2 Monate

    Is there a petition so this holy man doesn’t die?

  • jim thomas
    jim thomas Vor 2 Monate

    Your host the walking tampon colbert

  • Jamie Fung
    Jamie Fung Vor 2 Monate

    im here for the beard

  • Kayden Curtis
    Kayden Curtis Vor 2 Monate +1

    B E A R D

  • Ram Prakash
    Ram Prakash Vor 2 Monate

    Even Iran has a better president who is sensitive to effects of Natural disasters than Trump does...!!

  • Ram Prakash
    Ram Prakash Vor 2 Monate

    Trumps idiocy:
    1) Until 5 minutes into the show, people were laughing at trumps idiocy.
    As Stephen lists out more facts about trump
    2) last 3 minutes people were just silent n outright horrified about the president they elected.

    • George Alderson
      George Alderson Vor 2 Monate

      When do people stop laughing at idiocy and ignorance and begin to think of ways to take over the asylum?

  • Erica Wagoner
    Erica Wagoner Vor 2 Monate +1

    I think the
    way they broadcasted that news story makes more sense. Why do people have to literally stand in dangerous weather to prove that it's super shitty outside somewhere else?

  • Scott Skidmore
    Scott Skidmore Vor 2 Monate +1

    Orange Spincter to the rescue! GO ORANGE SPINCTER GO! Save us from the evils of COVFEFE!

  • Rey Marion Cabag
    Rey Marion Cabag Vor 2 Monate

    benefit mankind at all..full of negatives...he is paid by people who wants chaos..look at him...he always and disrespect his own president..

    • Ben Thomason
      Ben Thomason Vor Monat

      the founding fathers made sure we were allowed to do that, you dolt! also, you failed to address any of the things he actually said!

  • Soprao
    Soprao Vor 2 Monate

    lol

  • Google User
    Google User Vor 2 Monate

    It's astonishing how people in the comments are despising Trump. Admitted he's nowhere near the finest leaders of the past, but don't forget, it's majority of you who elected him for the office and you can't stand him for a four year term? Guess what, Colbert is manipulating you just as craftily as Trump did in 2016. Is it that easy to influence the citizens of such great nation? Is not Trump doing what's best in the interest of making America great again?
    Americans are lucky to have a democratic setup with stable government. Widen your horizon and you'll see the hell people are going through in every corner of the world. Immigration issues in Europe, terrorism, facism, persecution and poverty in Middle-East Asia and Africa, Venezuelan crisis in Latin America. Good or bad, once you've made a decision, believe in it and live by it.
    A leader doesn't make a great army but the belief of the warriors in their leader. I'm not an American and I love Colbert's show but I cannot disregard my representative as long as he's a chosen one, and until I get to choose another one. America is great and its people got to believe in it. That's all.

  • Gigih Rahmatika
    Gigih Rahmatika Vor 2 Monate +1

    Love the beard.

  • Dan Jakeway
    Dan Jakeway Vor 2 Monate

    Neck Beardimus Minimix.

  • proud2bpagan
    proud2bpagan Vor 2 Monate

    Yeeah...somehow I imagine if that much water coming at me,I don't think 'going' would be a problem..my tidy whities would go brown pretty quick

  • db
    db Vor 3 Monate

    If you don’t like trumps tweets just ignore them ‘if you dare to’ ... Left Night Television.... SAD.. it’s unbearable now... let’s make late night TV GREAT AGAIN!!

  • shankara bhat
    shankara bhat Vor 3 Monate

    When did Stephen grow a beard?

  • shankara bhat
    shankara bhat Vor 3 Monate

    Why do Americans hate trump? I am not an American so curious.

    • Ben Thomason
      Ben Thomason Vor Monat +1

      did you even watch the video? the man has such a disconnect from reality, I don't even think he understands the distinction between what he *wants* to be true and what *is* true.

  • William Ridge
    William Ridge Vor 3 Monate +1

    What can you say, trump is an imbecile!

  • Barney Potter
    Barney Potter Vor 3 Monate

    Ya trump wouldn't think to be kind to the blind .spoken truely like a white supremacist

    • Cave Canem
      Cave Canem Vor 3 Monate

      White supremacists are the worst, man, everybody knows they should't be so discriminating against blind people

  • Barney Potter
    Barney Potter Vor 3 Monate

    All the countries quoting death to America they can shut up now because Trump's killing us pretty good

  • Barney Potter
    Barney Potter Vor 3 Monate

    Wow I didn't catch that tweet he's Hitler like a really stupid Hitler .

  • Bugxar
    Bugxar Vor 3 Monate

    Trump looked at every evil cartoon president and thought "that could be me"

  • Dante Boccarossa Jrr
    Dante Boccarossa Jrr Vor 3 Monate

    we remember this

  • Brie’s Thoughts
    Brie’s Thoughts Vor 3 Monate

    Stephen can get it with that beard. 😉😉😉

  • Robert Mitchell
    Robert Mitchell Vor 3 Monate

    We all know it could of been a different story

  • Filipinator
    Filipinator Vor 3 Monate +1

    Damn your funny! Subscribed

  • Genevieve Broyles
    Genevieve Broyles Vor 3 Monate +1

    I can't believe that there are actually people who support Trump. It makes me sick.

    • George Alderson
      George Alderson Vor 2 Monate +1

      @Jesus Ramos ...but popular and powerful unfortunately!

    • Jesus Ramos
      Jesus Ramos Vor 2 Monate +2

      IGNORANT people following an IGNORANT small minded man.

    • George Alderson
      George Alderson Vor 2 Monate +2

      It frightens me and I am thousands of miles away

  • Hannah
    Hannah Vor 3 Monate

    That was mean about Secretary Mattis. But very funny all the same.

  • Edward Clancy
    Edward Clancy Vor 3 Monate

    3000 American citizens, let's see the death certificates.....

  • Edward Clancy
    Edward Clancy Vor 3 Monate

    Well I suppose death certificates would have been issued then.....right ?

  • ALVIN PIERCE
    ALVIN PIERCE Vor 4 Monate

    How does Stephen Colbert talk about qualified Senators when he had AOC on his show. And she's nothing but a stupid spoiled rich brat

  • ALVIN PIERCE
    ALVIN PIERCE Vor 4 Monate

    I don't know why people was so worried about Trump and hurricane Maria. We needed to be more worried about the corrupt government of Puerto Rico. But stupid people just let the truly evil pass the buck once again

  • AwkwrdPrtMskrt
    AwkwrdPrtMskrt Vor 4 Monate

    Searching for casualties is apparently a new concept to Trump.

  • Ola Mo0n
    Ola Mo0n Vor 4 Monate

    I love Stephan

  • miguel panta
    miguel panta Vor 4 Monate

    Hans was inspired by Bruno.

  • Cecilia Moncada
    Cecilia Moncada Vor 4 Monate

    Trump is saving us from disgraced Socialism.

  • Gloria Cook
    Gloria Cook Vor 4 Monate

    JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. How much extra tax refund did Don give you ? What he took more off you .

  • jane simmons
    jane simmons Vor 4 Monate

    More than 3000 may have died in the Paradise fire.Why no investigation?

  • Johnny Pickup
    Johnny Pickup Vor 4 Monate

    You know what they call someone who has glib and charm, and uses their smooth words and character to get people to really like and believe them, in order to get their malevolent way? That's called a sociopath. Also known as "Obama".

  • Jon sullivan
    Jon sullivan Vor 4 Monate +1

    Whats the difference between trump and sarna ?

  • Tanya White
    Tanya White Vor 4 Monate

    You know its bad when someone posts letters on a website and people get mad

  • amishrobots
    amishrobots Vor 4 Monate

    Why is Colbert entirely monochromatic?
    Grey tie, grey beard, charcoal suit, black glasses.. etc.
    I mean he looks classy, no disrespect, I'm just fascinated: If I saw him on a b&w TV right now, he wouldn't look any different!

  • Patricia Gamber
    Patricia Gamber Vor 4 Monate

    Trump is a chump of a punk!

  • Gloria Cook
    Gloria Cook Vor 4 Monate +2

    .John Cook Australia 🇦🇺. Out just now February 2019 . Donald Trump is not an American born citizen . He was adopted into the Trump family to be used as a tax scam. . Yes his actual birth place was Chernobyl and this is where he became exposed to radiation poisoning. This is a debilitating disease and causes many strange symptoms. Skin discoloring,small hands bald head patches and for some weird reason not to be able to tell the truth. Illiteracy and very low IQ levels are always prevalent. Some patients have been known to claim that they know everything about everything. Some even declare themselves to be genius. Don’t let them anywhere near cats 🐈 as they are also grabbers of pussies .

  • Karen Shaub
    Karen Shaub Vor 4 Monate +1

    In a contest to determine which is a more disgusting human being, Trump or Hitler, Trump wins hands down. He has a lifetime's worth of consistent behavior that gives him the edge.

    • Ben Thomason
      Ben Thomason Vor Monat

      dude, saying trump is worse than hitler is an insult to all the people hitler killed. yes trump is scum, but he hasn't killed anyone you should be ashamed.

  • Katrina Paton
    Katrina Paton Vor 4 Monate

    When Stephen was reading out the tweet at the start I was like, "OMFG, I can't believe how good he looks with a beard."

  • John Here
    John Here Vor 4 Monate

    What a crazy immoral thug! He will pay anyway. Soon 🔜

  • Mark Maben
    Mark Maben Vor 4 Monate +1

    Shame on you Stephen for mocking President Trump the best President of United States. Let God arise and let his enemies be scattered!!!!

    • Ben Thomason
      Ben Thomason Vor Monat

      @Mark Maben billy graham did *not* support president trump. www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-billy-graham-warn-against-mixing-religion-and-politics/
      Trump has cheatedo n every single wife he's ever had. if Obama (who actually goes to church unlike Trump, btw) had done that you folks would be shouting about it from the rooftops.
      Trump has outright admitted that he's never even prayed to God or asked for forgivness. when he was first asked what his favorite Bible verse was, Trump said "umm... don't give into envy of those in power" which he claimed was in proverbs. my dad is a pastor, and NO SUCH PASSAGE EXISTS. Trump couldn't name even a single Bible passage! not John 3:16 , not even let there be light! he had to freaking make one up!
      "Christians" like you have traded your birthright for a bowl of porridge.

    • Jesus Ramos
      Jesus Ramos Vor 2 Monate +1

      @Kevin Benderman Amen

    • Mark Maben
      Mark Maben Vor 4 Monate +1

      @Kevin Benderman Billy Graham was a good Preacher, the best Preacher in the world.

    • Mark Maben
      Mark Maben Vor 4 Monate +1

      @Kevin Benderman now Hillary Clinton, she did spirit cooking and all other witch craft stuff, and her husband.....you know it. And now do you want support these people. President Trump prays daily to the lord to give him wisdom and knowledge, he is a good Christian

    • Mark Maben
      Mark Maben Vor 4 Monate +1

      @Kevin Benderman Billy Graham supported president Trump

  • vchip57
    vchip57 Vor 4 Monate

    Good thing General Mattis didn't see this.

  • Future USAF Freddie
    Future USAF Freddie Vor 4 Monate +1

    steven has a beard now and he looks like a lumberjack

  • Jusst Jusst
    Jusst Jusst Vor 4 Monate +2

    What is wrong with America? How can they have a president like Trump? Seriously?

    • Puppet Prez
      Puppet Prez Vor 4 Monate +1

      Lots of people like him. I think it's because they're terrified of the scary "other" (aka anyone who isn't a white straight Christian) TBH

  • Zeus 1455
    Zeus 1455 Vor 4 Monate +2

    I haven't crossed into the USA since he took office and probably won't for a long time to come.

  • Zeus 1455
    Zeus 1455 Vor 4 Monate +2

    Ate you serious? Please tell me this is a just a joke. I cut off all American media bot long after trump took office and only saw this because my wife sent it to me. America please stop this man before the whole world thinks your all as dumb as him.

    • Puppet Prez
      Puppet Prez Vor 4 Monate +2

      I think it might be too late for that...maybe we'll do a better job picking next time

  • Rachel Dewinata
    Rachel Dewinata Vor 4 Monate

    I'm so sorry if this offends anyone.
    But anyone thought that he resembled Robert Downey Jr slightly? Eyes? Nose? Slightly similar face structure?

    • Jen Manbegrot
      Jen Manbegrot Vor 3 Monate

      Why apologize a speak your mind... I think he look a bit with dark hair ;)

  • knight night
    knight night Vor 4 Monate +1

    Trump is dumb, Trump is lying, but what can you do about it? The democracy selected him. This is the problem of democracy, popularity wins, not capability.

  • Martijn Hover
    Martijn Hover Vor 4 Monate

    Either a beard or a suit. Not both.

  • Allen Klein
    Allen Klein Vor 5 Monate +1

    So kids I can't put food on table or roof over your head because we support a useless wall, that you lied about saying mexico will pay for it when I'm forcing American people by keeping them hostage and taking there paycheck

  • Nerva xD
    Nerva xD Vor 5 Monate

    Wtf there are more german names than Hans or Müller. Also wirklich ist ja auch egal LoL 😂

  • Alice Willoughby
    Alice Willoughby Vor 5 Monate

    I just can't imagine how he got people to vote for him! It's crazy!

    • Puppet Prez
      Puppet Prez Vor 4 Monate

      Loads of people want him elected AGAIN. There's some serious mental gymnastics going on out there

  • isse roble
    isse roble Vor 5 Monate

    I want you to know something little man those things walking around you are glorious designs of mine you treat them like pawns I am the chess master and you can’t out play the Chess master so fix yourself I have so many ways to get around you you’re middle name is a j so I find your temperature very very adorable your picking a match with the game you set the difficulty I am god level you’ll meet the other levels. Secretary level. Butler level. Officer level. Senator level. President level. I am God level. There’s an infinite enumerable levels between us. Pick the one that you can handle because nobody can out handle God. Creation.

  • isse roble
    isse roble Vor 5 Monate

    Your a less than human moving mass of filth