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  • Am 14 Sep 2018 veröffentlicht
  • The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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  • SraPollofrito
    SraPollofrito Vor 3 Stunden

    What's going on with you, Colbert? You are insulting innocent people to insult Trump. WTF.

  • Mirel Gradinariu
    Mirel Gradinariu Vor 3 Stunden

    Is this reality?

  • GronktheBoxer
    GronktheBoxer Vor 3 Stunden

    If he ever gets his left wing liberal president he wants this show will have to be cancelled because you know he won't talk bad about that president so what does that leave for him to talk about?

  • Gimme The Scoop
    Gimme The Scoop Vor 3 Stunden

    MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN !!! The left are losing!

  • Elisse
    Elisse Vor 4 Stunden

    Im thinking of the people who have lost their lives since this broadcast aired. Especially sad, if they had a chance to get out but chose not to. Take heed, people, and hopefully those in hurricane areas in the future will remember and learn and ACT so as not to have this horrible outcome for themselves and those they love. STUFF: Replaceable. LOVED ONES - never. Be safe everybody. Please!

  • V Ttt
    V Ttt Vor 4 Stunden

    Sure, i get that alot of americans felt invisible or forgotten, lied to etc by the establishment... but if you want things to change in a good way dont ffing give a man like that the most powerful seat in the world. Idjuuts!

  • welch roberts
    welch roberts Vor 4 Stunden

    After the sealed indictments are opened I hope there is one for Stephen Colbert, and he is shot for Treason.

  • Splaticus Blah
    Splaticus Blah Vor 5 Stunden

    Trump is not the giant douchebag of the universe. We know there may be many universes which means that Trump is the giant douchebag of the multiverse.

  • Cybr Friends
    Cybr Friends Vor 6 Stunden

    Trump is an embarrassment for humankind.

  • evaldas lajauskas
    evaldas lajauskas Vor 6 Stunden

    www.etsy.com/no-en/listing/644307541/donald-trump-candle?ref=shop_home_active_3

  • Pamela Gale
    Pamela Gale Vor 7 Stunden

    VOTE THESE BASTARDS OUT IN NOVEMBER!!!..AND REMEMBER ALL THE SENATORS WHO STAYED SILENT AND SUPPORTED THIS BABY MAN!!!!

  • ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch

    Ah, i love colbert, but dont make fun of peoples faces when it isnt just an expression. Some people have bags under their eyes genetically and thinking this is wrong or funny hurts them and perpetuates an unecessary problem. Dont cross the line into bullying!

  • DarkAtHearts
    DarkAtHearts Vor 8 Stunden

    I was in Hurricane Ike. No cars float if they're parked already. The water seeps in slowly and fills the car.

  • Steven Bauer
    Steven Bauer Vor 9 Stunden

    Long live the new King of Late Night

  • Rosemary Williams
    Rosemary Williams Vor 10 Stunden +1

    So My President hates me because I'm Black, Middle Class, Yong Female, and Now you want me to add my disability to that list? What The Bleep is Going On! I'm going to DVR the PURGE!

  • Kimmy Howell
    Kimmy Howell Vor 10 Stunden

    Somebody....anybody...delete his twitter already

  • Eric Manso
    Eric Manso Vor 10 Stunden

    Moses for the win

  • Thomas Bouric
    Thomas Bouric Vor 10 Stunden

    Sunny Thunders sounds like a co-star for Stormy Daniels.

  • David Mitchell
    David Mitchell Vor 12 Stunden

    The sad thing is, some Americans still love him. Please WAKE UP. They'll hate me too, oh well

  • jenifer cronin
    jenifer cronin Vor 12 Stunden

    WHEN. I. SAY. THIS. I. MEAN. IT. from the. BOTTOM. OF. ME. HEART. ... .. SUX2B.U !

  • jenifer cronin
    jenifer cronin Vor 12 Stunden

    ALL. YOU. LIBTARD. TRAITORS. NEED. TO. START. PACKING. !! GONNA. BE. A. LONG. TRIP. 1WAY

  • jenifer cronin
    jenifer cronin Vor 12 Stunden

    STEVEY. KNOWS. HIS. TIME. IS. S H O R T. COMEDY. IN. PANIC. MODE

  • Jonatc87
    Jonatc87 Vor 12 Stunden

    What. "(Implied: When it's) 7ft tall, it's extremely life-threatening."
    No. If it gets even halfway to your knees, the risk of tripping/knocking is severe and you can drown... Why wait for 7ft?

  • István Sipos
    István Sipos Vor 13 Stunden

    this is terrible for blind people. and I'm sure, there are good blind people. on both sides. both sides.

  • Elijah Marshall
    Elijah Marshall Vor 13 Stunden

    genetic emotional first both expensive beside persuade dynamics just raise resident.

  • Chip Gaasche
    Chip Gaasche Vor 13 Stunden

    Colbert is like a child that didn't get his way. Pathetic excuse for a talk show host.

  • Marny5580
    Marny5580 Vor 15 Stunden

    Trump is just aching to push that War Button - he has said 'why have it if we don't use it?'
    I have come up with something that I can live with: if Trump pushes that button, I hope and pray that he is the last human standing - alone - on the entire planet.
    Who will he bully?

  • Ronney Rendon
    Ronney Rendon Vor 16 Stunden +1

    Cabbage Patch American!

  • Melinda Crain
    Melinda Crain Vor 17 Stunden

    I'd love to see Jeff Sessions tell President Pussy-Grabber to go to hell and do it in such a way that Trump would look forward to the trip.

  • clydefrosch
    clydefrosch Vor 17 Stunden

    steph, either color in both beard and hair, or own the silver all the way

    • ptanyuh
      ptanyuh Vor 15 Stunden

      Either STFU or stop watching.

  • Pamella Franklin
    Pamella Franklin Vor 19 Stunden

    Although what is happening in the White House is terrible, it was nice to be able to laugh at the monologue.

  • Kegan Mitchell
    Kegan Mitchell Vor 19 Stunden

    CUNTBEAR FOR PRESIDENT. 💩💩💩💩

  • Giblet The Overlords Favorite Minion

    ok I'm ready to wake up from this nightmare now......nope this is real and is still happening

  • Hott three
    Hott three Vor 23 Stunden

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  • Dean William
    Dean William Vor 23 Stunden

    yes it was win loose. she lost n he won. get over it, hes been there 2 years n will b there another 2 years.

  • Candy Cane
    Candy Cane Vor 23 Stunden

    For real about the blind people??? Really??

  • Linda K
    Linda K Vor 23 Stunden

    The same Puerto Rico that he didn’t even know what was part of America, is that the one he loves?

  • Marco .Barrios
    Marco .Barrios Vor Tag

    Don't forget Drumpf is just the symptom; the real problem are his enablers:
    Millions of proud to be stupid and ignorant people; driven by con men republican/evangelist/ greedy corporate ready to destroy the planet just to fill their pockets. ( The enablers just don´t understand that there is not enough money to buy a new planet once this one is dead).

  • Yourna Mehere
    Yourna Mehere Vor Tag

    All you need is Jean Grey from X2.

  • TheGamingKid7
    TheGamingKid7 Vor Tag

    4:08 No one wants Jeff’s Job

  • Campy Camp
    Campy Camp Vor Tag

    IF you voted for Trump you have to take part blame for all the shit that is going on. Also you're dumb as a brick

  • mg try       awayne qaBowlby

    If Truml is ever jailed, can he be sent to a Puerto Rican Prison?
    Doesn't Trump realize the Justice Department, is a federal executive department of the U.S. government, responsible for the enforcement of the law and administration of justice in the United States?
    The sad thing is the one good thing Jeff Session's has done gets him in the most trouble.
    Please Vote Blue for real changes in 2018 and 2020. It matters now more tan ever.

  • UnicornsAreNice
    UnicornsAreNice Vor Tag

    Holy shit, the writing on this segment is goldener than gold. Y'all scorched the damn earth with these burns!

  • Lose your grip and slip

    I'm still waiting for Trump to announce a competition that he will be holding with all these old men mentioned here. They will be competing to see who has the droopiest, old man's ball sack, as well as who has the most old age spots on their dick.

  • Rienk Kroese
    Rienk Kroese Vor Tag

    Probs for Hans!! :D HAHAHAHA

  • Alex Devens
    Alex Devens Vor Tag

    Nothing gets under my skin more than Colbert's Trump impression, it's so unpleasant to listen to, even worse than Alec Baldwin's. Not only is he cringey, he's also offensively unfunny.

    • Alex Devens
      Alex Devens Vor Tag

      Although admittedly, there were precisely two jokes that did make me genuinely laugh: the "magic gray circle" joke and the "reading by groping" joke.

  • Oshene Campbell
    Oshene Campbell Vor Tag

    Stephen Colbert.. you gotta LOVE this guy. Every time I watch his show my day is made a whole lot better. How he always ROASTS Trump is the icing on the cake.

  • Todd Remington
    Todd Remington Vor Tag

    This is the best thing ever. Keep it up Colbert. Been watching since daily show. You da man

  • raul ruiz
    raul ruiz Vor Tag

    so only 20 died in katrina the rest without resources to stay alive dont count....cause all is for him to not look bad

  • Alessandra Rasile

    This dude in the white house is really stupid. Unbelievable the delusional world this man lives in.

  • Daniel Wolkoff
    Daniel Wolkoff Vor Tag

    Colbert is sponsored by Chevron, and that sucks. "there is no such thing as climate change", it's just a fucking huge amount of rain.................right Noah?

  • Sheila D
    Sheila D Vor Tag

    It confirms trump as the worst president America has ever had, shameful !!! #MAGA #trumpism

  • Milo
    Milo Vor Tag

    You really have to be a pos-idiot to be a trump supporter.

  • gogotshi
    gogotshi Vor Tag

    im reading the comments below and many people compare thrump with hitler and Thats an insult.. for hitler.. wich i dont care anyway... Actions do more than words or comments, US people should rise and demand what they thing is right for them.. i think thrump doesnt qualify as a human being he comes from the jurassic way of doing buisness (for me is stealing) he doesnt realize or is icapable to see that this are other times..

  • Mihai-Ciprian Ghilinta

    What a shit stain Trump is...

  • Gary Perrone
    Gary Perrone Vor Tag

    That was RICH! Great monologue. As always, funny in a sort of awful way.

  • Delbar Ghahreman

    I don't watch the news,specifically when Trump is on! Thank you for giving us the worst of a this retarted man the way we can handle and laugh 👌😅

  • Krystal Tomlin
    Krystal Tomlin Vor Tag

    And next Trump's gonna tells us the Democrats stole his cookies.

  • JODIE LYNNE RAMEY

    You were really cruel on Mattis eye bags. Ouch. If you had been talking about me, I would have killed you and then myself. Lighten up Stephen. Very cruel.

  • Bill Baldwin
    Bill Baldwin Vor Tag

    Our fake president is long overdue for a prison sentence. Bad politics. Pass it on!

  • Graham Burrows
    Graham Burrows Vor Tag

    Heheheh reading through groping

  • Arthur Watts
    Arthur Watts Vor 2 Tage

    We can laugh, and Trump is always a good laugh, but I doubt that anyone in New Orleans was laughing after Katrina. Dodgy CGI aside, I'm all for telling people to get out while they still can.

  • Brandon Jackson
    Brandon Jackson Vor 2 Tage

    This makes me not want to see tomorrows tweets.

  • Davey Jones
    Davey Jones Vor 2 Tage

    6 more years of watching you all squirm lmao

  • Hexanitrobenzene
    Hexanitrobenzene Vor 2 Tage

    6:23 Reading through groping :D

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards Vor 2 Tage

    President tRump, telling lies? What a shock that is. He seems to be such an honorable, trustworthy, hardworking president. Desperate to do a good job for the American people. I do not need to stay hear and listen to or read all these insults about the great tRump, so I an going to climb on my unicorn and fly back to my enchanted forest.

  • Manuel Gruber
    Manuel Gruber Vor 2 Tage

    mood tobacco talented opposition turkey green lovely close.

  • Gordon Anderson
    Gordon Anderson Vor 2 Tage

    MOD DOG
    MOD DOG!
    it is foaming at the tweeter!

  • Azure Balmung
    Azure Balmung Vor 2 Tage

    Was about to be surprised that Trump didn't mention something about Trump Tower not having anyone who's blind, but as Trump does, he took an expectation and made it worse.

  • Azure Balmung
    Azure Balmung Vor 2 Tage

    Jesus christ, don't introduce the idea of reading-by-touch to Trump, now I'm picturing Trump trying to grant approval to a new line of Braille female shorts with the 'dots' across the back.

  • Azure Balmung
    Azure Balmung Vor 2 Tage

    Before clicking: How could it possibly be worse.
    After watching: ....Right, forgot Trump is the champion of new lows.

  • Kohlenstoffisotop12
    Kohlenstoffisotop12 Vor 2 Tage

    And Captain Cold Beard struck once again.

  • good karma
    good karma Vor 2 Tage

    LOL! President Trump is awesome! Colbert sucks!
    Trump for president 2020! keep America great!

  • hans meiser
    hans meiser Vor 2 Tage

    this new beard and then this moses meme...pls dont..pls just shave bruh:D

  • Kestrels Call
    Kestrels Call Vor 2 Tage

    That beard though. 😍

  • Brightson David
    Brightson David Vor 2 Tage

    6:58 Is that "Kendrick Lamar - Humble" being played in the background?

  • Angela Burdsall
    Angela Burdsall Vor 2 Tage +1

    Stephen for President

  • MartaVdz
    MartaVdz Vor 2 Tage

    OMG even if "just" 18 people died, it´s still a tragedy, not an opportunity to argue about numbers...

  • Nicky M.
    Nicky M. Vor 2 Tage

    That's probably the Architect he just flat out refused to pay. Accepted his work, but no pay.

  • Nem Sei o Que Dizem - Podcast

    As always funny show!
    Love from Portugal :D

  • Mr Force
    Mr Force Vor 2 Tage

    Donny Toadstool

  • smackdowner
    smackdowner Vor 2 Tage +1

    I always said Trump was a piece of shit but this is a new low for the motherfucker no doubt.Impeach this clown and lock his ass up

  • Yujiro Hanma
    Yujiro Hanma Vor 2 Tage

    politcial propaganda in news, hollywwod, sports and now comedy

  • Chisom Anyanwu
    Chisom Anyanwu Vor 2 Tage

    "But, but, Obama wore a tan suit!"

  • Chisom Anyanwu
    Chisom Anyanwu Vor 2 Tage

    "I do not recall" Jeff Sessions still hasn't been fired after all Trumps trash talking?

  • Mino Mohamed
    Mino Mohamed Vor 2 Tage

    Nobody can't make that

  • Alain Archambault
    Alain Archambault Vor 2 Tage

    64 may have died as a direct result, but those 3000 died due to lack of services. That says volumes about the lack of response, to an island territory that's already in deep debt.

  • Merry Walsh
    Merry Walsh Vor 2 Tage +2

    Please vote those Trump protectors in Congress out in November. Blue wave!

  • iemon
    iemon Vor 2 Tage

    That suit is dapper!

  • Paul Young
    Paul Young Vor 2 Tage

    Stephen Colbert is one of the worst TV personalities I have ever seen. He should be taken off the air. He sounds very uneducated

  • Daniel Wanak
    Daniel Wanak Vor 2 Tage

    Why did us Christians vote for him?

  • hoylemd
    hoylemd Vor 2 Tage

    # of dead from Hurricane Maria: 2975
    # of dead from 9/11: 2996

  • Shawna Ajdini
    Shawna Ajdini Vor 2 Tage

    I'm seriously digging the beard!

  • bibi omo
    bibi omo Vor 2 Tage

    I knew who Trump was way back in 2000 when I read about him. I knew he is incapable of empathy and lack morals. He is dead to me after hearing him say “I will stand in 5th Avenue and shoot a person and I will not lose a vote” .What an audacity! I can’t even fathom that analogy. How can you even support such a person who takes pleasure in harming a person. I am not moved nor surprised by subsequent tweets. It can’t get any worse. Go out and Vote for Democrats if you want Change.

  • sUshipenn23
    sUshipenn23 Vor 3 Tage

    Libtard propaganda

  • guapoxti
    guapoxti Vor 3 Tage +1

    Impeach him now!

  • Liz W
    Liz W Vor 3 Tage +1

    Trump Tower is decorated HIDEOUSLY. And the food sucks. Prayers for Puerto Rico! I bet there are a lot of deaths still not counted.

  • D Neal
    D Neal Vor 3 Tage

    Just a reminder as some have commented on here; cadet bonespurs coward the liar actually said this DURING 911. A REAL PATRIOT people.com/politics/trump-911-interview-building-tallest-lower-manhattan/

  • Joshua Ligairi
    Joshua Ligairi Vor 3 Tage

    "If you've seen Trump Tower, I'm pretty sure blind people decorated it." Savage! 6:54

  • shonjayt
    shonjayt Vor 3 Tage

    Lmao Jon played humble when Steven did the trump tower joke