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13:47 not gonna lie that story would be interesting but there's a plot hole in that you can just pry braces off... when i had braces i used to just pop them off with pliers sometimes because they were annoying me(it got me in trouble more than one)
Would you like some rocks
10:08 they didn't mention a laptop does that mean i could bring mine
14:50 So, I'm not saying people weren't sexist back then, but I have a biography about a guy (Ralph Moody), who lived back in the old times. And the first time he and his family rode a train, his mom was freaking out, because she did not believe that people's bodies were designed to travel at that speed (50 mph) and she basically spent the entire time tightly gripping the side of her chair, with her eyes closed. My point is, many people thought that our bodies would have trouble going fast speed back then. Not just men thinking women can't handle it.
That last one omg
"I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know"Same but also that still applies now especially in school guys are jerks I'm surprised I haven't murdered almost every guy I know. There's like 5 exceptions.
I don't believe that last one. Who found that where?
6:30 made me feel happy inside:D
What is this “carnist” bullshit?! We eat meat and plants. We’re omnivorous.
13:03 turns out it was in January 2019
Punk cat is @ 5:06
7:27 Wait, sat on the trunk?
6:06 Someone please tell me what that is from XD
is no one gonna talk about how brace for it isn’t an actual phrase and it’s meant to be brace yourself?
so i just went digging, the suicide watch thing isn’t real and i’m sad
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That last post said “people believed” not “men believed” so that would mean that the women believed it too and they wouldn’t want to kill the men🤦♂️
1:16I swear on the follicles of my mind, one day, I will make this happen.
6:13 this sounds like me if there wasn't a dress code at my high school. 😸
You can buy scissors in the UK at like 9...
Vampires or jesus???Y E S
13:51 I'm actually going to write that, I will try to remember to add that, sadly Tumblr helped me.
25% normal Tumblr memes75% *WHOLESOME*
Just two weeks ago I went up to a crowd of people and just started yelling aggressively
4:04 *s* *e* *x* *f* *a* *c* *t* *o* *r* *y*
IM IN THE BATHROOM OF A CAR DEALERSHIP LOSING IT LAUGHING AT THE TODDLER CAR STORY
8:56 elder scrolls reference I died.
Dude you'd have to pay me £1m to stay in that cabin the fuck it'd be cold and empty and soul-crushing
So the UK let's you marry with your parents permission, but can't get a pair of scissors at 16
top 10 real panda bears
10:10 jeez what is this, Mystreet?XD
6:34 No, you're supposed to go on a sims binge in a month while shipping all of them, make their love story in your head while playing it, imagine making art for one of your sims ship. Then, finally, put the game down and then delete it later in two months because you realized it was taking most of your storage. RIP my sims.
don't be fooledFrom its very inception, the so called 9/11 truth movement, otherwise known as the people who say that George Bush and his cronies did 9/11, has been ultimately led and controlled by the same people that perpetrated the dastardly attacks.Of course after the Mossad/Jews blew up the twin towers and building 7, they allocated their controlled mainstream media the task of pinning all the blame on some rag tag, cave-dwelling, box cutter wielding Arabs known as Al Qaeda (i.e. the toilet).When even the uber brainwashed cattle, known as American citizens, started to have their doubts about this mindless fiction, the Jews panicked and reverted back to their tried and true method of “controlling the dissent”. The Jews launched a massive “9/11 conspiracy theory” campaign, with their operatives positioned firmly at the helm of the movement, ready to shift the blame onto anybody but Israel, Mossad, and the Jews.Let us review several of the key figures in this ‘movement’ that are known disinformation agents who are intentionally or unintentionally, willingly or unwillingly, working for the Jews to further cover up the truth about who was really behind 9/11.Alex Jones - Probably the most prominent figure in the so called 9/11 truth movement. Jones has produced many kosher certified, bottom feeding disinformation films such as: Terrorstorm, Endgame, and 9/11 road to Tyranny.These worthless films are kosher-approved because they never mention the Jews.On a radio broadcast he made in 2006, Alex Jones stated “folks, I’ve done the research, Israel could not carry out these [9/11] attacks.”Jones has several established connections that clearly illustrate whose side he is really on. First we have the accusation that his wife is indeed Jewish. This alone would explain his ferocious denial of the existence of the Jews and its machinations. Second, is the overwhelming fact that a majority of his sponsors are also Jews.Third is a startling discovery that he shares the same lawyer as Holly Bronfman Lev, the younger sister of Edgar Bronfman Jr, one of the most prominent Jew families in the world.Couple this with the self admission that he has “many Jewish friends in Hollywood”, alongside his heavy promotion by the mainstream media, he’s made appearances on Jewish controlled media outlets..It’s pretty much set in stone, Alex Jones is an agent of the Jews.One of the more outspoken and prominent members of the Kosher 911 truth movement is so called “infowarrior” Jason Bermas.This clown is a Jew and vehemently denies the existence of the Jews. Apparently it’s the “globalists” or the “Bilderberg Group”. Bermas is the pathetic pet protege of Alex Jones and was even given his own show by Alex Jones on GCN. Bermas is also the co-producer and researcher for the Loose Change Films which are blatant Jewish propaganda that don’t mention Israel, Mossad, or the Jews even once in any of the three films.These three films, which were made by Bermas in conjunction with the Jew Dylan Avery, were associated and promoted by a Jewess named Deborah Simon, who married into the billionaire Jewish Simon family of Minneapolis. The head of the family, Mel Simon, has had regular business dealings with Jews Larry Silverstein, and Frank Lowy, the two criminal WTC landlords who benefited tremendously from 9/11.Bermas and his kosher mentor, Alex Jones, have been exposed multiple times for running false or hoax stories on their websites and at no time did they attempt to confirm or validate the story.“Buy these new ring tones to help defeat the New World Order!” - Jason BermasWebster Tarpley has been a central figure in the Kosher truth movement, and wrote a book called 9/11 Synthetic Terror: Made in the USA. Tarpley is a firm supporter of the Kosher version of the truth which is that Bush & Cheney orchestrated 9/11; nary a mention does he make to Israel and the Jews in his work and writings.Tarpley has made numerous appearances on Jewish controlled mainsteam media networks CNN, FOX, and NBC. Getting on mainstream media is a clear sign that the Jews approve of his message.Luke Rudkowski & We Are ChangeOne of the most publicized figures in the 9/11 truth movement has been Luke Rudkowski and his organization We Are Change, Rudkowski is a Jew who was one of the key figures that distracted the world for the past 4-5 years, by bull horning “9/11 was an inside job” all day long.Harassing politicians about their attendance at Bilderberg Group meetings, this clown is known to ban people from his website who dare mention the Jews, and is a close associate of Alex Jones and Loose Change, both disinfo agents of the Jews, he fits right in.This Jewish controlled dissent power structure is composed of Alex Jones at the head with Loose Change & We Are Change as the two wings. Below them are the hordes of brainwashed fanboy minions who absorb anything the aforementioned shills can conjure, and then parrot this contrived malarkey to unsuspecting cattle.They will surely keep people distracted and transfixed on non-issues for years to come.Mike Berger - This so called 9/11 truth activist is one of the key Jews who tried controlling the dissent from the very beginning. He is a member of the steering committee of the kosher 911truth.org website.Berger and his cronies have tried to steer people away from the evidence of Israeli/Jewish involvement in the attacks as well as the demolitions of the twin towers & Building 7.Berger was the guest on the Alex Jones show when Alex stated that Israel could not have carried out the attacks. Berger was heard chuckling in the background as this was being said. Berger was also a guest on the same CNN Showbiz Tonight episode as Webster Tarpley, and Alex Jones, discussing Charlie Sheen’s statements about 9/11.Jon GoldThis Jewish so called “truth” activist is a member of the advisory board of the aforementioned 911truth.org and was also the co-founder of another kosher site - 911blogger.com.Jon Gold has been controlling the dissent for quite some time, drafting rules on what 9/11 truth should look like, as well as denying any role of Israel/Jews in 9/11.He announced his departure from 911blogger.com amidst ”too much discussion” of controlled demolitions being the cause of the collapse of the twin towers and building 7.He later silently returned under the the admin name “reprehenser” and later went on to attack this film vehemently on 911blogger.Here is this Jewish controlled-dissent liar’s DEclips page:declips.net/user/gold9472Here is one other incident in history Jon ‘Gold’ and his Jewish cohorts don’t want you knowing about:zioncrimefactory.com/the-six-million-myth/Jonathan Elinoff - This WeAreChange Colorado activist is the creator of a series of films called Core Of Corruption, so called documenting the global conspiracy.These films severely underplay the role of Israel/Jews in the 9/11 attacks, and don’t even mention 1/10th of the evidence documented on this website. This stuttering idiot admittedly comes from a Jewish family, and attacking anyone who targets the Jews as the criminal culprits of world crimes.Elinoff also went on to attack Missing Links and it’s creators with a barrage of nasty language to an unwitting supporter of his who started to ask why the evidence presented in Missing Links wasn’t mentioned in Core Of Corruption.He also writes pathetic damage control articles attacking Michael Collins Piper and his excellent book, Final Judgment, that proves the JFK assassination was a Jew/Mossad hit. He has strong associations with Alex Jones, and the Loose Change clan; at one time being the webmaster of their site.Jim MarrsLong time figure in “conspiracy” movement and popular author of numerous conspiracy books about everything from the JFK assassination to UFOs, secret societies, to 9/11. He is heavily promoted by operative Alex Jones, appearing on his radio show dozens of times to control the dissent.He also has made numerous appearances on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. Marrs doesn’t dare veer off the 9/11 was an “inside job” narrative, and suffers from amnesia when it comes to the Jews. Nowhere in any of his work has he dedicated any time to discussing the issue.Marrs is the author of a ridiculous Jewish propaganda book called The Rise of the Fourth Reich, which promotes the ludicrous idea that the Nazis were not destroyed during WW II, but have been slowly gaining control of America since the wars end, by means of prominent families, secret societies, and financial institutions, with the goal of converting the world into their fascist empire.This book is the nail in the coffin for Marrs, clearly he is a tool helping to conceal the machinations of the Jews.Dave Von KleistA somewhat prominent member of the 9/11 “truth” movement for the last 7-8 years, Von Kleist is completely and utterly kosher.His claim to fame is a 9/11 movie called In Plane Sight, which promotes the theory that President George Bush and his cronies are responsible for the attacks. His denial of the Jews achieves him the honor of being called an unwitting tool of the Jews.Of course there are dozens more people who are wittingly or unwittingly working for or otherwise aiding the Jews to cover up the Israeli/Jewish 9/11 attack, but there are just too many to cover here.
13:33 this is exactly the plot of "LPS unweld" on DEclips
WELL CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY THEN
4:58 the cat looks like some goth furries furrsona but like a actual cat. You people know it is true.
All for *dollar sign* 100k10:12
3:48 i think i just saw her in my head and now im in love
You say I hate you to people you love more than to people you hate
One time LA devotee started playing on my phone and I was having a hard time and I was so sad I didn't sing along. My friend knew something was wrong and put a blanket over me and went to the store and bought me ice cream and Tim tams.Best friends now. She always has my back.
" you cannot watch 100 episodes in 5 weeks... it will melt your brain"Me: HA losers, I watched 7 SEASONS in ONE week!!!
8:58 NO ITS THE FUCKING GLOBGLOGABGALAB SHWABLE DABBLE KILL YOURSELFABLE
1:44, have you ever tried to hide bomb components in a bear? I didn't think so.(Though i'm sure *someone* at *some point* has at least *tried to.*)
12:56 je veux manger!!!!!!!!!
13:58 why does this sound like some sort of Cyanide & Happiness episode....
I love this
3:49 i learned a litle amount of judo and my classmate tryid to steal my hat(not realy steal just to take it and anoy me by not givin it) and he got it and i went into savage mode and tacled him and he went five feet to the ground(i dont know the american metric system but i think five feet was right + by tacled i mean putin my leg so that he would fall but i think it still loked cool)
1:21 we have a club like that where i live. Best club to meet people in my opinion
There were homestucks in this. Egberts and Striders!
"Die kim bitch"
That wristband thing is already a thing. Albiet, not like that.... The hanky code, it's essentially gay men stating their position and what they're into without talking. It's literally a thing.
5:24Me: *pauses then adds the word dick at the end*
2:32 “... melting my *bran”*
2:35 that’s weak I watched 3.5 seasons of Voltron: Legendary Defenders in a single afternoon. Right after getting home at 4:00pm on a Friday and not even stopping to eat dinner. I continued watching while I microwaved pizza rolls. I made it to bed before midnight. I am the strongest of all Voltron bingewatchers. Try me I will destroy you.
8:57 Makes me happy and I can die happy
Goddamn carnist everytime I hear that stupid ass word I want to punch someone or myself in the balls
4:36 a Racog
9:01 oops i related
5:24 its ok to Z U C C.
Like this comment and ill eat your window
11:26 that is literally just me to anyone I remotely care about in any capacity
At 11:57 as a Gemini I relate to that on a spiritual level.
2:31 are you sure about that? I watched Bleach, Naruto and OnePiece all in 2 week. Your game is weak man
13:33I was actually doing that as a short story! Here is what I have so far. I’m not that good at writing tho! Sarah looks over the edge of a large cliff as the sun slowly sets, with colors of red and orange dancing across the sky. She sees thousands of houses, thousands of town and cities, completely wrecked. Torn apart like tiny pieces of paper, thrown around the area like it was nothing. Chirpchirpchirp! Sarah turns around slowly, knowing whatever animal is somewhere Behind her could run away with her food if she was to quick about it. It’s a big, fat squirrel! Perfect for eating! Sarah slowly takes out her gun, closes one eye, aims at the squirrel, and pulls the trigger.Bang! “ Yes! I got it!” Sarah victoriously shouts. She grabs her roasting stick and gets to work. After a long time of collecting sticks, and skinning the squirrel with a knife, she mounds the stick with the squirrel on it to a base and lights fire in the campfire. Sarah slowly turns the stick trying to get the roast to be perfectly even. As the meat turns to a good crispy golden brown color, not too burnt, not too raw, Sarah takes the stick off of the base and lets the meat cool for a bit. Once it is pleasantly warm she digs in. “Ack! Darn it! I got it stuck in my braces! Ow, ow, ow!” As Sarah tries to remove the food from her braces, she remembers her one mission in the apocalypse. To find the last living orthodontist to remove her braces. “Need any help there?” said a familiar voice. Who is that? Sarah turns around.She sees a girl, around her age, slightly shorter than her. She has long black hair covering her freckle covered face “J u l i e ?” Sarah slowly says, wet teardrops rolling down her cheeks. “I t-thought you w-were d-d-dead!” Sarah quickly gets up and tightly wraps her arms around her friend.
9:26 David Elizabeth strider
When I was a kid I was walking with my family and my child self saw a cactus. I walked up to a cactus and put my hands on it. I didn’t cry. Or scream. Why.
5:24 It's okay to *Zucc*
3:51 is nobody going to point out their name is Sexfactory?
11:30 "their tummies are almost touching the groop"
Everyone in the comments is gonna call bullshit but the cat in the thumbnail is my friends cat. His name is spaz his human is named Nathan.
2:21 Gives 299 Days"THE END IS NEAR!!!!"
1:37 that panda doesn't look real But Okay
*_KILL KILL KILL I WANT TO KILL I WANT TO KILL KIL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL I NEED TO KILL KILLIKLLILLLKILOOIOOOIKKLILLILL KILL JIUSTB NEED TO KILL HAVE TO KILL HATE I KILL SO MUCH HATE I NEED TO KILL KILL KILL IKILL IKOOI KOIKOOI LILLK ILLIIK KILLK ILLI ILKILLK ILLKI KKK
It is so weird to find tumblr post in this video that I've just seen minutes ago on tumblr
7:28This....this is the kinda adult I want to be
oh fuck this isn't comment awards
8:40 And I'd send you to the hospital.
It's ok to zucc
i think im the one who responded the thing bout sleeping and depression...
5:22 it's ok to Z U C C
I will beat your knees
Oh my god babe. Your so I Write Sins Not Tragedies.
why blur out he curse words when the guy is gonna say it anyway lmao
if EU are banning memes then they are banning synonyms because meme is a synod for synonym
8:51 that is the funniest shit I've heard all day
8:55 god damned herm. Mora.
0:20 yeah I thought so too
Dude the sim one was super accurate at least for me
I just realized the "synonyms for I love you" one is a dialogue in disguise"my phone will be right by my pillow", "I appreciate the things you do for me" and "Thank you" are said by person B who's depressive while the rest is by person A who loves person B and is worried about them.It's so cute and so beautiful and holy fuck my feels hurt
12:53 hon hon hon feed me a baguette
It's ok to *zucc*
5:24 it's OK the *_Zucc_*
9:36 I would actually straight up yeet all the other candidates into mordor to get that opportunity.
That panda made my day. It is beyond cute.