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3:28 I started laughing so hard I began crying wHILE ON THE TOILET
The McHotDog is a hot dog available at McDonald's in Japan. They were introduced in 1995 at some Midwestern located stores (at the option of the franchise-holder) as a summer item. UK locations sold hot dogs during the late 1990s and as a seasonal menu item in the summer of 2002. Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, and McDonald's locations at Toronto Metro Zoo and SkyDome in Toronto offered hot dogs until 1999. McDonald's locations in Chile sold hot dogs for a brief period in 2004.Starting in the year 2007, a few McDonalds began selling Hot Dogs in central Pennsylvania due to popular demand from local sports fans, where they can be found at 12 locations as of 2011. In Tokyo locations, hot dogs were available from 1990 until 2004. They had been reintroduced on the Breakfast menu on 2009, dubbed the McHotDog.Ray Kroc had prohibited the company from selling hot dogs, regardless of potential demand, as he said there's no telling what's inside a hot dog's skin.
2:20: Look on in horror as your friend gives you a copy of "Mein Kampf". "Dammit Steve, we're not doing this anymore if you don't take this seriously!"3:08:"Hold my beer, son."11:50:Wow, Daleks have learned incredible manners since Doctor Who turned into a woman...12:07:Oh I know what a reverse surprise party is. You invite your friends over, and when they all get in the car you slam it into reverse and hit the gas, yelling, "Surprise!" A friend did that to me once. F*ck you Steve.
5:52 9:25 Spot the Homestuck
1:51Im starting a Gofundme for this now
0:08 you should say that she’s the worst thing that happened to humanity, slightly nicer
6:46That moment when the tumblr post you're watching is about you 😑
12:57 this is a priceless peice of work.
The thumbnail looks like my cat
tumblr is shit tho
8:58 I knew it was coming but couldn't help but smile as I have over 400 hours on skyrim and love the game
Pandas are more closely related to raccoons
Well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?
where's the god damn thumbnail
It’s okay to Z U C C
the best birb
5:23*z u c c*
4:14*well crunchity munchity...*
2:01"bird-day"; a holiday i want to celebrate
9:22Holy shit I didn't know Dave Strider had Tumblr.
I saw serval homestucks in this video
5:23! YES YES YES YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS! Anyone want to clumsily flirt with/at me? I'm so cool with that (unless I'm busy, then fuck off).
5:25 “it’s okay to zucc”
2:02Normal people: *hears birthday*Me: *hears Burr day* Me mind: HAMILTON?!
9:33 you know that sounds like something my group of friends would say and my name is Travis so i can relate to this on a spiritual level
if you payed attention john egburt smashed your knees with a hammer
Idk if I should play Fortnite or watch youtube😑
Fortnite is for gay babies KYS
laughing parrots have nothing on a stoic cat....drop ice cream, cat looks at you like,you're such a spaz.....
6:14 I want to meet him and be his best friend any think to meet this incredible person
''We go to an aquarium. You point out all the fish you like. I jump in the tank....''Ok Percy calm down
The last one has obviously never heard of the Greek amazons before. Well, mostly. They did keep men around as slaves and to get children. But they certainly didn't accept the lack of female rights anymore.The amazons were the ancient feminists, just more successful.
Well Crunchity Munchity
I got clickbaited. I’m sad now.
5:23 I needed to hear this. This is my newest favourite internet post ever
5:06 You came here for the cat.
0:56 they have that but with fetishes in leather clubs
Babies develop at different times. It's normal for there to be several month gaps between 2 babies for development. On average, babies may say their first word between 8-12 months. I actually said 'mama' and then I said 'dada', maybe it was like a few weeks between I don't know I read this in my baby journal, at 6 now months old. I had no comprehension on what the words meant, I was a parrot, and when I learned dada I was just constantly saying dadadadadadadadadada and usually would not say mama. My old babysitter didn't believe me when I told her. It's not like I'm saying anything profound I just repeated what I heard all the time from my parents. I have an IQ of 145 math 110 verbal anyway, I had it tested because I have autism. I'm just rare I guess.
"DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE YOU CAN'T SURVIVE WITH JUST MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG!"
I had a project about Japan and because of that i know that "racoon dog" is actually called a Tanukii'm not trying to be mean i'm just really excited that i know that now!!!!!!
I keep seeing this stupid Culligan water ad with the dumb dog. Being the dog hater I am, I wouldn't care less if the water tasted like chlorine was given to the dog.
*_god bless tumblr user combeferret_*
The wristband thing already exists but with handkerchiefs...
The shark story went from just regular Tumblr to brutal to honestly wholesome. WTF
The thing about being a homestuck is noticing every homestuck username and then (if it's a character) imagining them saying that
The braces thing you take them off with pliers at least that’s what my dad did
0:58 There is a bar i know in Finland that has that type of system, but instead of wristbands they use stickers that can be put on your shirt.
14:30 bakudeku vs bakushima
That in-between chhh thing sounds like someone chucklingjust me? ok..?
9:00 nina, is that you from in the heights??
' well crunchity munchity then, think that will stop me?'
I DO THE SAME THING WITH THA SIMMMMSSSSS!!!!!!!
6:40dO yOu StAlK mE?aRe yOu a sTalKeR?
4:41 You want to know what would piss him off more? Finding out that this is a legit concern in some cases because there are many accounts of people either waking up in the morgue, on the autopsy table, and in their coffin (both above and underground). One woman has medically died so many times that if she dies again, they legally have to wait a month before her burial.
You can *zucc*
1:00 thats literally just what Hankey Code is...
well, when I say "I've got your back" and hold up a spinal cord it doesn't mean "I love you" for some reason and they ask "where'd you get that human spine?" worridly
2:18 is Literally a book report
5:24 How and why did it say "zuck" instead of "suck"*Hes onto us guys*
2:28 the first time?
13:54 IM GONNA WRITE THAT BOOK
8:55*SKYRIM**HERMAEUS MORA**FUS RO DAH**YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Omg there was 666 comments when I commented this
When I sleep, I feel like my dreams are an alternative universe where I'm a drug addict because first it's something crazy, then it's regular stuff. Ex:Rainbows and adventure Time going at 50 miles an hour, next moment, I got that thing I wanted for my bday early
1:22 but people would ignore them, especially if drunk
I laughed so hard at the human trash can one I gagged... it was weird
"Babe, you're so Africa by Toto"...'cause *IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOOOOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAY FROM YOOOOUUUU*
1:40 pandas aren't actually bears. They're closer to big cats. No, seriously
9:22 Mbmbam season 2 sounds great so far.
13:54 *why am I reminded of Fight for Me?*
5:41 Uhm, yeah. They can BOTH be true.I mean, you sleep a lot because you depression because reality sucks, and in your dreams, things are less terrible, therefore better than reality.
Really, America? Really?? We, in Israel, can buy scissors by the age of FOUR if we have the money for it, and unlike you, we had cases of YOUNG TERRORISTS FUCKING STABBING PEOPLE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!! Also, we can (and usually must) join the army at age 18!!
Girls, Am I I Love Play Rehearsal or more Dogs Approaching from Unertale the Musical? Or maybe, God forbid, Todo Bom by Static and Ben El?
legit I just started the video by muting it and putting my own music on, Africa by toto covered by annapantsu,and then I saw the first post and almost spat out my coffee
6:32 that's a...do we tell him?
4:36 i’m pretty sure that’s a reindeer.
2:34 after that one i got a ad for cbc news and the ad was about a hurricane
It's a mental breakdown *kazoo to the rest of the beat*
The panda isn't actually a panda. Look at the structure, its wrong.
hon hon hon feed me a baguette made me choke on my coca cola
10:09 I’d bring a library worth of books and fanfics for said books in printed form. No rules against that.
Hi, I’m just sitting at the kitchen table in an oversized sweater chewing on an empty toilet paper roll
That pic talking about what you can and can't do in the UK at sixteen reminded me of a story. I'm in the US, and I've been buying lighters and matches from a store in my hometown since I was at least eleven (and no, I don't smoke - I like burning candles and incense to chill out). Last year, I tried to buy a lighter, and the cashier (an older woman) asked me if I was eighteen. I said no, confused, and she wouldn't let me buy it. I was seventeen. When I paid for the rest of what I bought, she held my $20 bill up to the light to see if it was real money, and seemed disappointed that it was. I know I dress goth and that freaks country people out, but I was just wearing a plain black tee and pants, no frills, and light makeup. No other employee there treats me the same way, I've bought at least one box of matches and one lighter since with no issue (with the cashiers knowing that I was underage), and I've never even seen her there again.
At 10:44 when it said “ real friendship is” I thought it said real French hippies
This was the greatest thing I’ve watched all week!
13:47 not gonna lie that story would be interesting but there's a plot hole in that you can just pry braces off... when i had braces i used to just pop them off with pliers sometimes because they were annoying me(it got me in trouble more than one)
Would you like some rocks
10:08 they didn't mention a laptop does that mean i could bring mine
14:50 So, I'm not saying people weren't sexist back then, but I have a biography about a guy (Ralph Moody), who lived back in the old times. And the first time he and his family rode a train, his mom was freaking out, because she did not believe that people's bodies were designed to travel at that speed (50 mph) and she basically spent the entire time tightly gripping the side of her chair, with her eyes closed. My point is, many people thought that our bodies would have trouble going fast speed back then. Not just men thinking women can't handle it.
That last one omg
"I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know"Same but also that still applies now especially in school guys are jerks I'm surprised I haven't murdered almost every guy I know. There's like 5 exceptions.
I don't believe that last one. Who found that where?
6:30 made me feel happy inside:D
What is this “carnist” bullshit?! We eat meat and plants. We’re omnivorous.
13:03 turns out it was in January 2019
Punk cat is @ 5:06
7:27 Wait, sat on the trunk?
6:06 Someone please tell me what that is from XD