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01:19 Dear Joe Rogan Here is how it works. You buy a picaso painting that looks like a 5 year old spilled some crayons and stepped on it for 20 million dollars.You donate said painting to a univercity. You deduct 20 million dollar in taxes cause you donated to a learning institution. The univercity thanks you and they ask if you can keep the painting at your home to safeguard cause they cant protect it. You hang it above your fireplace.
Wild Wild Wakanda...byJoe Rogan Experience
dont do 2cb, its grim
God is amazing!
Unlike CNN, the most trusted news in television. Gimme a break. Any news is bullshit. Joe, quit making it to easy. Fuckin shill.
(Joe, on nuclear war) '...and then Los Angeles gets vaporized."(Michael) "So it has a happy ending."LOL!!!
Buronson and Tetsuo Hara.
The answer to why God would create such a creature, is, He wouldn't. After the FALL of Adam and Eve, God's creation was cursed. Weeds, thorns, and thistles would now grow, people would eventually get sick, old, and die. The wolf would no longer lay down with a lamb, without eating it, and many species have become enemy or victim, with a violent or slow, sinister end. Bottom line: God is not responsible. Man is.
I was with it until they called Fox News (the only trustworthy news left on tv) "Faux News". This is leftist propaganda, Fox is one of the only companies left fighting against the crazed leftists that are trying to kill freedom and liberty for all peoples of all religions, of all walks of life. If the left keeps pushing there will be a revolution, all the people with guns will stand and kill, so you leftists are warned and urged to get out of everybody's business. If not, its your own casket you are building.
Joe is on acid hahaha you can tell by the beginning how amazed he is by the plant and calls it “woahhhh beautiful” you can tel by the way he’s so touched by the beauty of everything his mind is being bLow. Michael malice isnt tripping clearly
It is the Tasmanian devil that is experiencing a facial tumour and it is contagious.
"Chinaman" is the preferred vernacular Dude...
His north Korea t shirt,lol
War isn't natural. Nothing the human animal does is natural. It actually takes Pride in this which is suicide. Malice is wrong about nature. The natural state of life is harmony, not discord. That is a symptom of the spiritual sickness which infects the human male since the beginning of this cycle. Humans do not compete. This is the Fundamental Flaw known as the human male. Opposition is what humans do. Opposites are not the same thing as complements. Opposites come together and become less. There is always a winner and looser This is what humans do. Nothing in Nature is in opposition. Their perspective is colored by the spiritual distortion called Alpha Male. The male animal is not the dominant. That is not the nature of reality. The human male is very sick and his sickness has finally spread to the female and like most things she is better at being sick with Evil.Evil is a disease. It is a disease of the Spirit that infects the Spark. The Spark is the truth that humans have forgotten to look for. The Spark is the real you and each of you have lived many many times. No Spark remembers itself in life but the Elder Sparks do not Fear Death like humans do for a reason. Humans are the least of the life on this planet. They are the least and are so sick with the disease called Evil, drunk on their Pride and blind to the truth. It is sad because these guys are nice people but they are still men, sick with the spiritual sickness called Evil. Their Sparks have not learned what we are all here to learn and we have stopped looking for the truth in pursuit of those sick with evil always love. The dark loves the male is too weak of spirit as is natural to use so called sin and wrote a story of a mommy he calls daddy which guilt tripped the woman into taking his role and his power. This is a reality of complements. The three which are one. The nature of this reality is not opposites. That is a distortion and a symptom of Evil. Evil always thinks it knows better than nature because Evil doesn't like what nature gave it. Evil denies reality just like it denies itself.Evil never calls itself evil but you can always tell the evil because evil always has the same symptoms. Evil always is fighting something it calls evil. It is always in some conflict and has some enemy it says is evil that it needs to destroy. Evil always is fighting. Good doesn't fight Evil. Good doesn't destroy Evil. This is what evil says to justify its constant wars. Evil always thinks it knows better than nature. Evil always thinks it can improve natures design and fix natures mistakes. But Nature doesn't make mistakes, its design is flawless. Good doesn't destroy anything because good see's evil with an open heart for the sick animal it is. Evil always will destroy itself and that is exactly what the humans are doing to themselves starting in America. Humans are sick with their evil and they won't see their mistakes. If you read this you will remember it when you once again die and return to your Spark except this time you will know you won't get another chance. This was not the Plan. Your plan that you can't remember. I didn't ask for this job but I did my part and I have learned in this endless cycle more than I ever wanted to. I weep for the sick animals which think they are angels. Which think that their petty loves are worth all the other Life on this planet including their own species. The dark loves of Destruction are the only loves you feel. These are the loves of the human which are natural unless you call them something they are not and make them into something evil just like evil always does.Greed is the dark love of gold and riches and wealth.Lust is the dark love of power over the flesh.Envy is the dark love of attention and status and the possessions that come with it.Gluttony is the dark love of food and drink and drugs.Sloth is the dark love of easy, comfortable, entertaining.Wrath is the dark love of violence and fighting.And the most innocent and seductive of the dark loves which the humans celebrate even though their broken his stories show the price of inviting this love into your soul. Pride is the dark love of self. The love of what is you and yours. Your family, your friends, your country, your beliefs, your species. These are all love but they are the loves of destruction and feel just like true love but they destroy. That is their nature no matter what you think to call them in your evil. You have denied the Darkness and taught this to your children and you are all possessed by the legions of demons they have become in your denial of reality. Legions of demons that denying their nature has turned them into that you cannot see just like you cannot see you are the only evil. Opposition is not competition and human are in opposition no matter what they call it. Opposites come together and become nothing regardless of what you think. This life is one of many and you have wasted it once again and like evil always does you have destroyed yourselves. I will keep my promise and sit with your Spark, even the one who started this for I truly love you but true love doesn't obligate me to do your work for you. It doesn't clean up your messes or make excuses for the mistakes of those it loves. You will remember this in death and I'm sorry, I won't again return with those who have been with you this entire time showing you in everything they are the truth you refuse to see.You have done terrible things and your life, the American life is responsible for all the suffering of the life on this planet including human suffering. Children who refuse to grow up, stomping around in poopy diapers claiming they are adults. Possessed with the legions of demons born of your denial of reality. Born of your denial of the Darkness and the Light just as evil always is. You are the only monsters and sometimes an animal is too sick to save. Sometimes you break something that can't be fixed. Sometimes an apology isn't enough. Its easy to change when you have no other choice. Its easy to stop hurting something when there nothing left to hurt. over 50% of the plant an animal species have paid for your world of excess and death. Your world which in everything it is destroys Life. You are sick and nature has finally taken pity on the poor children who it has show such patience with. But Nature has one law and it is without malice or mercy. The Balance always corrects itself. Treat ALL Life as you would like to be treated. I told you to learn love and you murdered me over and over so you could build this world. You will remember and this time you will not get another chance.
This was one of my favorite episodes
It’s easy God is creeped out by spiders too, and is a sick fuck.
The thing with Jesus's name is completely false he needs to have a real biblical historian on one day and really learn about the origins and Judaism so he doesnt sound dumb Yehoshua
You are not the father
Hey joe when i was a young man a old man from Alabama made me squirrel and i had no idea i was eating squirrel and it tasted like a cashew based meat.he was in his 80s and this was the early 80s when i tried it..lol...but it was probably one of the best game besides elk i have ever had
This dude couldn't wait for spelling bee season.
It's Tassie Devils that have a contagious cancer. Koalas have chlamydia. Plus my idiot government wanted to cull them a few years ago on Kangaroo Island.
1:41:15 - DOA. You'll never sell an anti-war book to America that starts by denouncing The Spanish-American War. It's too important of an American War. It was THE American War. The Revolutionary War, the War of 1812, the Civil War....these were important Wars for America sorting its shit out. BUT, the Spanish-American War announced our arrival as a Global Power NOT to be fucked with. It was so decisive and against a respected & a clear Global Power, Spain's defeat by America was shocking at the time.We took a World Power known for their Naval Prowess and their Economic Reach & devastated half their Navy, seized the prized territory of Cuba, we were handed several more territories & massive amounts of Gold out of panic due to Britain's refusal to help stop our fleet making a dead run for Spain in Europe (America wasn't pursuing Spain).To end the war, we then got Spain to pay for the damages ...including the colonies newly forfeited to us.
You clip one end of a chain to a convicted pedophiles belt and the other to a truck and road haul them till theres nothing left but a pelvis and non offending pedos get shipped off to an island
Michael: “Look in five years it’ll go away. Joe: “U-uh! Why is it here?!?! No!!!
I hate when we cant see what they're talking about
I love joe and Michael is also great but why've they got to jump on the Greta-hating bandwagon? Like missing fridays off school to protest is worse than the people that put profits before the planet that she's protesting?
2:40 "There is a butthole that smells like shit". Wtf..
MY FAV PART IS AT APPROX 1:30 :OO BUT NOT FOR ANY REASON IN GENERAL. LOVE THE SHOW JOE..
Octopuses live three years.I think, I heard it somewhere.
The moment Joe wants to appear that he knows what he is talking about that's the minute these episodes fall apart LMAOOOO every FUCKIN TIME. Stop processing information with the simplicity of it tastes like chicken
Israel is the classic parasite. And, the US is the classic host.
The very first slave owner in America was, wait for it. Black
Couldn't have got more muscimol more wrong on any more aspects but with all the right bits... All the facts jumbled up to make not facts
Theater and Film are different. In musicsl theater you prioritze talent. The performers don't need to look like snyone spe ifi. That's what wardrobe is for. You sound so surprised over Frozen, Have you even seen Hamilton?
Six minutes in and I'm thinking hard about bathing in bleach. You guys suck.15minutes in- Animals #MeToo'd 😱
Try the app "zello"....Glasgow rangers channel.....have fun ppl.....ip
I take it further with epstein. He was training these little girls and teens for espionage. They were trained on this island. They deploy and ensnare politicians or businessmen in bad positions. Trained in sex and entrapment. And later assassination.. Theyd get older and start working for america and other countries freelance or conscripted. Theyd stay that way so never to draw attention. I.e say you want a whistleblower taken care of. They hire a escort and get a femme fatale. Say a company needs a hit in stocks so your company rises..send in the atilol... Never take anything at face value. These islands are everywhere and they stay open only because of the usefulness. Celebrities those in high power anyone they will work with in the future must let themselves be in videos and pictures to keep the playing field even. Epstein talking could take down the world. And they needed him. And still need him and those like him.
Way out there but not really.
So im not a fan of fox but if i think any news station is trying to brainwash its CNN... They lie all the time and there goal is to get trump impeached bye any means necessary...
I'd like to be able to forgive my predator as Michael Malice says-- but the guy (my babysitter when i was 8 and a little-league city coach for 33 years until he got caught with a stash of child pornography and did 9 weeks) but that monster is unrepentant. In fact, he penned an article called "I Pedophile" in The Atlantic once he got out, seeking sympathy for the poor pedos. He claims he never hurt anyone. Funny how I never once trusted an authority figure again, tried every drug known to man, have been working on my healing for decades.... I can forgive him I guess but that ain't easy. I know a lot of media people, apparently, he tried to get a book deal but no one would touch him. No one believes he wasn't a predator for thirty years.
The Governor of Washington State was on the news about Covid 19 he did say that they are tracking everyone in Washington to watch travel..
I can see Joe holding back bullying this guy through out the interview, just small remarks and slight mocking.I think the real Joe might be a bit of a bully, its probably how he survived so long in entertainment tho.I'd bet like $20.56 I'm right.
Greta has aspergers. Her carers should've known she would take climate change warnings literally and freak out. The whole thing reeks of exploitation.
Hello that kid wasn’t real, it was a set up photo, do your research!
Greta reads scripts only. She Can't answer a question without help. Trump 2020 wwg1wga kag maga
Drives me crazy that we can't see too. Smh
Oh god hate his meat eating talk, seriously get some connection already, still so far behind.
penile and vaginal cancers are contagious. I am serious. look it up
I actually died in a dream and guess what I am still alive.
flowers fart. I wonder if my kids will pay attention to science for a few minutes.
nope not even farting flowers worked.
This faeces-smelling flower could be an alternative that perfumers could use instead of civet.
"There is a butt hole that smells like shit"-Michael Malice
Joe trying to punk this guy... And omg , frozen has women shooting ice out of their ass , it's fictional dumbass ....so why is the ethnicity relevant. It has magic! This selective realism is so stupid.
"meow, thats right bitch , you like it when I talk dirty and bite down on your neck, meoooow, yeah bitch, you like that ...." meoooooowwwww
That video game where they were complaining about not enough black people was "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" which was supposed to be, I think, 15th century Bohemia. So, basically, the modern day Czech Republic. And people were pissed that all the characters in the game were white... in the 1400s... in central Europe. Bruh.
Great episode 👍 hilarious 😂
@36:30 Joe was talking about the McMartin preschool. Didn’t they declassify documents like a year ago saying that tunnels were found under the school? I also remember something about a glow-in-the-dark operations using little kids living in a van.
Joe left out the Chinese railroad workers when talking about “HISTORY”
Whiskey and Opium
There were also irish.
Joe "beef farmers are parasites" Rogan
Love this guy
I go peepee in your coke.
I bet most cancers are contagious for some reason or another is some causational way
13:20 Joe is wrong about the large number of fires set deliberately in Australia. The media distorted the figures (as they always do to gain clicks). The statistic was the number of people who weren't following the fire regulations and included such things as people lighting a barbeque on a fire-ban day. It's really dangerous to quote figures from newspaper headlines. Those a*holes have no principles, ethics or morals.
1:08:32Joe wtf was that??...
The Catholic Churches don’t use sage in the ceremonies, it’s incense, specifically frankincense and myrrh. 🤦♀️
fox news? more like cnn or msnbc... use to be a big fan of joe... not so much since he told he would vote for bernie... sad
Six minutes in and the Guy doesn’t realize the difference between parasitism and commensalism.
And then he learned.
Joe is such a MSM whore now. He now thinks places like MSNBC and CNN report factual news.
This is one of my favorites. Great guest
Even the trees leech off of the soil
They're all fake but, I would have went with CNN has being the most fake.
If a POTUS gets his information and courses of action from the Intelligence agency the the intelligence agency effectively runs the country. If an agency ever chose to have an agenda to feed a president it would be no problem to do so.
"Like Fox News" No, Like all Mainstream Media in every country on the planet.
I didn't know fleas carry parasites.
I'm telling Kevin Deadlift you said he was a joke...
We have a corpse flower at Chicago botanical garden. They announce weeks before it will Bloom so people can schedule it.it doesn't Bloom that often.
It's called the mcmartin case...And joe I advise you listen to what ted gunderson has to say about it. He lead the fbi investigation...And yes bro it really did happen