Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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  • Am 10 Aug 2018 veröffentlicht
  • Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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  • Donald Petkus
    Donald Petkus Vor 8 Stunden

    I wonder which Trump cronies are going to get the contracts for the Space Patrol and the greatest, most beautiful wall since East Germany.

  • stainlesssteelfox1
    stainlesssteelfox1 Vor 2 Tage

    NASA is a civillian agency, and therefore can not be any kind of space force. However, the U.S Airforce already has Space Command, Operatoing out of Peterson AFB, which to be honest sounds pretty badass. The US doesn't need to split it off to make a separate branch of the military. They also have a much better insignia than any of the 'drawn by 5 year olds' ones that Trump produced.
    Also, it sounds like they want to create a force of soldiers to operate in space, actual Space Marines. This has two problems. First, they have no vehicle to get them to space and second, there isn't anything for them to do up there, except invade the International Space Station.
    Also, also, the dawn of a new millenium was almost 20 years ago, though it dpesn't surprise me that it's taken Trump 20 years to notice.

  • gary lazo
    gary lazo Vor 3 Tage

    the only stupid is you ,we need young minds to think of our universe and to start developing new energy A space force is an encouragement to do that ,but I guess your to stupid to think like that because your a traitor

  • MyShotPotter
    MyShotPotter Vor 3 Tage +1

    Dear. God.

  • name change
    name change Vor 9 Tage

    The last time we made a national effort to invest in aerospace technology (NASA) we got Tang AND velcro...and also the opportunity to survive the Suns impending transformation into a red dwarf, and engulf the Earth in a lake of fire... DARE TO BE STUPID its just physics man... Even Stevens > Colbert ~ MarWin 😉

  • Charles Hubbard
    Charles Hubbard Vor 10 Tage

    Somebody tell Trump that Russia is working on it right now. Let's see if he believes it .😀😀

  • Sophini 88
    Sophini 88 Vor 11 Tage

    Wanted them to say, "Really small hands for a man, a really dumb idea for mankind" ...

  • the jackabyte
    the jackabyte Vor 12 Tage

    holy crap!!! i thought Pence was a voice of reason in the mad-house that is the white house.

  • dian kreczmer
    dian kreczmer Vor 12 Tage

    Trump is such a child
    Go to sleep, mommy will be here when you wake up and we will go up in space together🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • Amy's calling
    Amy's calling Vor 15 Tage

    "Please wait until NASA finds life before you try to kill it"

  • Lyle Meckem
    Lyle Meckem Vor 16 Tage

    We have to kick Pence out of Washington along with Trump. Pence, in a very different way, is far worse than Trump!!!

  • BLUE MOXIE
    BLUE MOXIE Vor 17 Tage

    This is not even funny....

  • russell campbell
    russell campbell Vor 19 Tage

    Ready to unlock the mysteries of space!!! I want to unlock the mysteries of how such dopey shit is being peddled as policy.

  • HighMojo
    HighMojo Vor 19 Tage

    The Soviets were duped into bankrupting themselves and ultimately fragmenting because of Reagan's SDI bluff, but this time the Russians are having none of it.
    You know it's dumb if neither the Russians nor the Chinese are falling for it.

  • Neptune Solo
    Neptune Solo Vor 19 Tage

    Why the piano guy makes wiered laugh noises

  • Luis Aguilar
    Luis Aguilar Vor 22 Tage

    Rocket man. So good!!!

  • Suhani Kumar
    Suhani Kumar Vor 24 Tage

    Nice Hinduism reference

  • soroush khoni
    soroush khoni Vor 25 Tage

    it seems Trump is a fan of COD infinite warfare boo boo

  • Veeg Orten
    Veeg Orten Vor 27 Tage

    why does nobody realize the danger of space debris? Are people really not looking into this at all? The Space Force wouldn't be created for war. (And yes, if true... That would be stupid) But it's not. Space debris is a very big problem for satellites & space stations that allow and make this little thing called ummm... "THE INTERNET" and "PHONE SERVICE" possible. There are over 50,000 pieces of space debris we could detect. And an estimate of 100,000 pieces that we cannot detect. At any moment, one of those crucial satellites could be destroyed within seconds. This is what the space force is for. They'd go in and capture as much space debris as possible. If we let this continue without any fixing... We could eventually end up never able to leave earth because there's too much debris covering the entire planet. We'd be in a space prison... Never able to travel to other places in case earth is destroyed... Which is inevitable. So... yeah. Space Force... Not too stupid now is it?

    • Kenshi9000
      Kenshi9000 Vor 24 Tage

      Yeah. Fuck NASA. They can't handle space. Or the other observatories stationed around the globe. We need a space force! It's suuuuuuuuuuuuuper necessary! *face-desk*

  • Clown Baby
    Clown Baby Vor Monat

    The Space Force is not Donald Trump's idea, it's already happened it just isn't officially public yet. They were talking about this since at least 2004, even Bush himself talked about it. Trump just needs anything to distract the public from his 17 investigations.

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen Vor Monat

    "Space Force" sounds like the name of a movie that Dr. Forrester would make Joel and the 'Bots watch

  • DJ Florek
    DJ Florek Vor Monat

    Palin to head up space force as supreme commander... Pew Pew

  • AwkwrdPrtMskrt
    AwkwrdPrtMskrt Vor Monat

    I think I know who XLV should hire as Space Force soldiers.
    The Republican Space Rangers from GTA!

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski Vor Monat

    More like Space-farce.

  • Herman Huerta
    Herman Huerta Vor Monat

    The mental masturbating is just overwhelming.

  • OwnW97
    OwnW97 Vor 2 Monate

    Space force will be needed sorry guys....

  • Andrew Figueroa
    Andrew Figueroa Vor 2 Monate

    To The black musician who constantly has to be the live laugh track...... please remove his Microphone asap!!!

  • Hunter Owe
    Hunter Owe Vor 2 Monate

    i have to say. with David letterman's departure, as well as Carson. and others we have been subject to a group of no class no talent raving idiots ! you never say j leno or letterman or Carson ever call the president of the United States a four letter word! and worse. or use the first 35 minutes of your show to trash trump 5 days a week! its very clear Stephen c. has a anger issue that beyond norm. to the point he's mental. i and others are no watching for this reason . i didn't vote or like things about Obama. my health ins went front 240 a month to 998.00. oh what was it he said nothing will change? but as a American i respect his position as the president! bottom line bring back some classes in late night tv. please!!

  • Chewar Siwaily
    Chewar Siwaily Vor 2 Monate

    Spaceforce is actually not a bad idea.

  • Yamaha Rider J
    Yamaha Rider J Vor 2 Monate

    people who come up with the idea of armed space forces need to be shot and killed keep safe gun free unless with find aliens we need to defend us from other then that keep guns and shit out of space gun nuts can stay on earth when people leave earth

  • Charles Pedersen
    Charles Pedersen Vor 2 Monate

    Why does everybody think that a space force is a bad idea?

  • geoff dearth
    geoff dearth Vor 2 Monate

    The USAF had the X15 60 years ago.

  • wales2k
    wales2k Vor 2 Monate +1

    I don’t give a shit about what Stephen says. I want the Space Force to happen because I wanna become a space marine! I mean, who wouldn’t?

  • Jimmy The Greek
    Jimmy The Greek Vor 2 Monate

    Indiana in not very proud of Mike Pence.

  • Akshath Manikandan
    Akshath Manikandan Vor 2 Monate

    4.15... he knows about great Hindu gods... wow!

  • D A Harvey
    D A Harvey Vor 2 Monate

    ok the space force logo on the bottom left is just the no mans sky logo one of them is nasa's logo the bottom middle one is an old republic symbol from star wars, how uninventive is trump exactly

  • Juliet Obrado
    Juliet Obrado Vor 2 Monate

    think of it ,but not too hard,becoz its stupid!😂😂😂 made my day💯

  • Vasco Apolonio
    Vasco Apolonio Vor 2 Monate

    Im laughing my pants off... again... I hope Drumb fulfills this promise.

  • Tee Dee
    Tee Dee Vor 2 Monate

    The Republicans new motto: “ think about it-but not too much because it’s stupid “

  • Nicholas Roi
    Nicholas Roi Vor 2 Monate

    dumbass lol

  • nursemedic17
    nursemedic17 Vor 2 Monate

    Does anyone else wish for Martians to come put us out of our misery???

  • blue dale
    blue dale Vor 2 Monate

    Stupid greedy Americans cant give clean drinking warter to the people of Flint but they want to take control of Space

  • 8alot4t
    8alot4t Vor 2 Monate

    Trump discovered this idiocy one night when he was idly wondering what nonsense to freak the world out with the next morning. It then occurred to him just how much empty space there was inside his skull, and the idea of Space Force was born.

  • Real Horrorshow
    Real Horrorshow Vor 2 Monate

    I imagine it playing out in Trump's head something like this: declips.net/video/Z7GFU5ncKhU/video.html
    (Yes, that is Brian May. No, I don't think he'd like us to bring it up.)

  • Vy Tran
    Vy Tran Vor 2 Monate

    Can we get those insignias made into shirts so voters can wear during the 2020 election?

  • Ind Pol Com
    Ind Pol Com Vor 3 Monate +1

    1:00 - 1:24 Trump at his dumbest ever !!!

  • that1otherguy93
    that1otherguy93 Vor 3 Monate

    DEclips mike pence halo theme . you're welcome

  • toscodav
    toscodav Vor 3 Monate

    The military has been involved with space since the beginning. National defense is what drove the space program to begin with. Colbert and his idiot followers should maybe do some research before they talk out their assholes.

  • Philolaus Sith66
    Philolaus Sith66 Vor 3 Monate

    Hey, what would the world be doing if it wasn't bombing druggies? The economy is based on it.

  • Jason Carter
    Jason Carter Vor 3 Monate

    Omg is he still the president?

  • Nikil Kumar
    Nikil Kumar Vor 3 Monate

    just saying, even Vishnu has only 2 hands (unless you count his several "incarnations")

  • Paul Schrecengost
    Paul Schrecengost Vor 3 Monate

    Space the empty area between his ears.Whats next a wall in space to keep the Mexican space force out?

  • Aaron Turner
    Aaron Turner Vor 3 Monate

    0:25 Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace forrrrrrrrrrrrce

  • Narisa L.
    Narisa L. Vor 3 Monate

    speaking of which mike pence kinda looks like buzz lightyear without his space helmet on

  • William Ridge
    William Ridge Vor 3 Monate

    Space Forcein about 20ot 30 year, when the technology catches with us . Not now, just because some imbacile watched some old Star wars movie. Wait at least until trump is dead and it his his grave, were he hurt anyone.

  • Tim Van Lerberg
    Tim Van Lerberg Vor 3 Monate

    “Just because it came out of trumps mouth doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea”. -Neil deGrasse Tyson

  • Edward Harshaw
    Edward Harshaw Vor 3 Monate

    I just LOVE how the FULLY DELUSIONAL dems/leftists/ liberals, those FULL BLOWN IDIOTS keep losing. What a bunch of babies still throwing their tantrums, PATHETIC

    • Paul Schrecengost
      Paul Schrecengost Vor 3 Monate

      Funny Ed Pathetic is the word your woman used to describe you in the bedroom.🖕Lol

  • jziec
    jziec Vor 3 Monate

    Wow, still farting out this unfunny crap.

  • Peter Spalding
    Peter Spalding Vor 4 Monate

    Even by TrumpWorld©️standards, this is a really terrible idea: the militarisation of space. You go, Agent Orange, you witless moron.

  • PureUnwindASMR
    PureUnwindASMR Vor 4 Monate

    The question is : IS Pence Gay? Nothing otherwise could make sense

  • Henry Solstice
    Henry Solstice Vor 4 Monate

    Space Force is a great idea. I worked in the USAF satellite field. I don't expect lesser people to understand. This is why I voted for Trump.

    • Tom Tim
      Tom Tim Vor 3 Monate

      I know where you live..........

  • Benjamin Herrmann
    Benjamin Herrmann Vor 4 Monate

    Space Force is just Science Fiction

  • Joey Collins
    Joey Collins Vor 4 Monate

    Unlock the mystery of space? I don't know a lot of scientists who want to militarize there research teams and nothing will be discovered by fighting.

  • Joey Collins
    Joey Collins Vor 4 Monate

    Space force, cause the air Force wasn't already handling it. "They totally were"

  • realitycheck 111
    realitycheck 111 Vor 4 Monate

    This Space force is a great idea believe it or not.

  • Danny Gentry
    Danny Gentry Vor 4 Monate

    I think mike pence is holding back his vomit as he is forced to speak of such stupity

  • Zeek M
    Zeek M Vor 4 Monate

    To the little manbaby Stephan Colbert who stalks President Trump.
    Why are you still breathing my oxygen mother lover?

  • Jon Emery
    Jon Emery Vor 4 Monate

    I was in the Air Force---That Sucked !!! I wanna join the Space Force and be in the Vietmars War........

  • Subhasis
    Subhasis Vor 4 Monate +1

    SPACE FORCE : When you take Avengers infinity war too seriously...

  • Henk Oosterink
    Henk Oosterink Vor 4 Monate

    Maybe Nasa should start a mission to search for intelligent life in the White House.

  • Vince Parziale
    Vince Parziale Vor 4 Monate

    The only space that needs to be probed is the space between these politicians heads.

  • johnny Macon
    johnny Macon Vor 4 Monate

    just another dumb goverment exspensive white elephant program to justify all that massive overpriced military equipment spending we already have NASA so WTF ??? ⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

  • johnny Macon
    johnny Macon Vor 4 Monate

    SPACE GHOST LoL !!!⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

  • amexjam55
    amexjam55 Vor 4 Monate

    We have Dumb and Dumber as the leaders our country. Scary.

  • Red neck
    Red neck Vor 4 Monate

    great idea war in space. finally give some fucking peace in middle east.

  • Anan Muadi
    Anan Muadi Vor 4 Monate

    You're a washed off has been jackass

  • chilo31416
    chilo31416 Vor 4 Monate

    Colbert's studio audience is way smaller than I expected

  • Crystal Logik
    Crystal Logik Vor 4 Monate

    Why does nobody mocking the space force idea ever go after Neil deGrasse Tyson who supports the idea?

  • Holly
    Holly Vor 4 Monate

    I lost my brain cells

  • tweaker1bms
    tweaker1bms Vor 4 Monate

    Shoulda went with: "Two small hands for a man, one giant embarrassment for mankind!" :)

  • CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

    I nominate George Jetson to be in charge of "Space Force"

  • CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

    C'mon now.....our government already spends way too much on military stuff...where the hell is the money for space force gonna come from???

  • NightDreamer231
    NightDreamer231 Vor 4 Monate

    Sooo we're making Voltron? :]

  • Jose Cabildo
    Jose Cabildo Vor 4 Monate

    I wanna be in that “joint warfighter” task force , I think I’m over qualified for that job, been fighting the joint wars for years now, I’m not even american, but I would fight for any country interested in the joint wars.

  • Bryan Dehart
    Bryan Dehart Vor 4 Monate

    "I would join but I have space spurs." Donald Trump

  • Clint Ladera
    Clint Ladera Vor 4 Monate

    POWER RANGER SPACE FORCE..... MORON!!!!!!

  • Clint Ladera
    Clint Ladera Vor 4 Monate

    SPACE FORCE??? YOU MEAN STUPID FORCE!!!!!

  • Resign Ignoramus
    Resign Ignoramus Vor 4 Monate

    MP's new motto is: now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

  • CoreyZek
    CoreyZek Vor 4 Monate

    Oh hey SC, btw, you have like 1.4k haters watching. :(

  • CoreyZek
    CoreyZek Vor 4 Monate

    #SpaceSpurs!!! VBAHAHA :)

  • CoreyZek
    CoreyZek Vor 4 Monate

    As always, a great sketch, Thanks stephen :) :)

  • Nikolai Korsov
    Nikolai Korsov Vor 4 Monate

    So other than the dipshits who think space force is some kind of starwars dream. Whats wrong with taking the space tech branches of the airforce and making it a dedicated entity? Thats all it is. The military will eventually become much more involved with low orbit technology anyway. But hey since Trump suggested it, it must be bad right? Grow up and stop being such pissy little eliteist loosers

  • m. rude
    m. rude Vor 4 Monate

    And Stevie trys to understand world events....

  • Awkward Silence
    Awkward Silence Vor 4 Monate

    Is there life on Mars? We'll find out under the rubbles after we've blown it up.
    Oh and Jupiter has nukes let's blow it up as well

  • Hans Marheim
    Hans Marheim Vor 4 Monate

    USA already have the air and space defense. Try to Google it. Americans are so stupid.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Vor 4 Monate

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  • Kurt Havoc
    Kurt Havoc Vor 4 Monate

    Nobody can hear you "pew pew pew" in space.

  • MGC 996
    MGC 996 Vor 4 Monate

    I'm sure there's oil in other planets. We have to get them before the "aliens" get there first

  • Fred Rumbolt
    Fred Rumbolt Vor 4 Monate

    He sounds just as stupid as he look ' that's cold beer ..lol ha ha .

  • Subby 88
    Subby 88 Vor 4 Monate

    So what will it be... Space force or cure cancer?