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2:16 Wallice will be hunting him downWallice and gromet
My great-aunt has a cupboard full of jam packets that she takes from Johnny Mars “just in case”.
0:10I see this as an absolute win!
When I was a kid, every time we went for cracker barrel for breakfast and I would drink the little cups of milk used for coffee, my dad would whisper "shots shots shots!" while I would drink it
When I was Eight, there was some Indian movie on the TV and a song came on. My dad really loved that song so he danced along. At the point where the Hero takes off his shirt, my dad does too...my 2 (at the time) year old brother proceeds to tickle him. Never laughed so hard
My parents were both married before and after they had both divorced and married each other their ex partners also got married....to each other. Like some real life wife swap shit.
0:15 Grandma is a fuckin master troll.
I do the taking-my-own-cutlery thing bc the ones at restaurants are fucking massive and also I find it disgusting to use the same thing someone else has put inside their mouth
My family is Asian and when we saw a redhead in China my grandmother reached out and touched his hair.
my dad was sleeping while sitting on the couch (like dads do) and I took all my hair ties and made tiny little ponytails in my dad’s hair and his hair has never looked more colorful (I don’t know how he didn’t wake up he’s a deep sleeper)
2:06 thats not how thc works...
My mom got a new pair of Luna sandals and in the box there is lottery ticket for sandals and when she scratched it she got excited because she won another pair of sandals for free
2:10 almost 100% fake which makes me sad cuz now most are probably fake
since when do you have to get married? is there apparently some age you get to and have to be married because that's dumb af 1:07
2:17 no wait this is a great idea
Imagine the first one, you are teaching your nephew and others how to drive in the cemetery. They run over someone who are visiting a friend (dead person)Police Officer 1: Where is the place of death again?Police Officer 2: *choking and laughing* the cemetery.Police Officer 1: No, seriouslyPolice Officer 2: I am serious...
Who the fuck doesn't celebrate their dogs birthday?!
Many of these strike me as implausible..
My family does the same thing as the meow thing, but instead of meowing we make bird noises
My mum comes up with really creative insults. My favourite is when she called my step dad “the dick cheese no one wants”
The thing is in my country tipping isn't a thing
Every time my dad and I are in the car and we pass a field of crops, he asks “mads what crop is that?” and points out the window, and if I get it wrong he goes on and on about how the daughter of someone raised on a farm should be an expert at crop identification
3:48 well your dads fucking awesome
Theres a lot of people in the clique with weird familys
No, I still hate my family.
Well Iam kinda jealous because they have a family
Community garden + stealing crops = stupidity
That outro is lit af
My mom got an ipad mini for her birthday to look up recipes whilst making stuff in the kitchen.I walked in her once whilst she was making dinner and she was watching ''Funny Baby Vines'' on youtube and laughing her ass off.
"kids that should be married but aren't" table? I'm very glad my family doesn't do this. I'd probably be sitting alone.
Meowing thing is funny but what is smarter is Store Marco Polo works wonders when no randos mess with you
2:07 I'm dying XD
Why do I sadly relate to a lot of these
Reasons I'm not going to hell:I murdered 75 peopleI've been to jail 18 timesI've robbed 56 banks, 27 donut stores, and 3 gas stationsReasons I am going to jail:I stole a piece of my brother's garlic bread
one of my little cousins didn’t know what a 3ds was and how durable it is so of course he had to drop it off the top floor (four floor building) at the family reunion
When I cant find my mom at the store I just yell"Mother of a disappointment where have you gone?"
My dads work takes him around the world and once he came home from south korea with a robot dog
@ 5:00 can someone with a community garden tell me why taking some of the crops is bad? Cuz I always thought it was a way to have fresh fruits and veggies of the people growing them.
Every Christmas my grandad would deliberately by me 50 nail polishes of different colours. I bite my nails...
My dad has a princess leia cut out from when she was jaba's servant. he had it in his office for years. when he moved offices he brought it home it sat in the garage for a few weeks.
whenever my dad and i go on a road trip, we kazoo to whatevers on the radio. as loud as we can.
4:05 ayyyye, clique ||-//
omg hi clique
Høløgraphic Tears omg hi
DylanTheSceneFreak FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE-
My grandma always drives me to counseling every other week and afterwards we always go to McDonald's drive-thru for coffee. I always order a caramel frappé, and she always pronounces it "cermal flatte"
My father raised every single of his children like dogs. I've got no bloody idea how, but when he whistles four specific notes, all of us recognise it as him calling us.One time when my sister was like 5, she got lost in a clothes stores. Her mum was starting to stress the fuck out, my dad simply whistled and my sister came right back to him.
Random Thing I Wanna DoWith MeIf I ever become a parent and it’s Christmas morning, and the child isn’t up yet, I just wanna silently go into their room with a speaker and bLAST CHRISTMAS MUSIC AS LOUD AS I POSSIBLY CAN TO WAKE THEM UP-that would be hilarious to me
When we can’t find our mom we just scream KA-KAW
1:31 i do marco polo
4:37 My grandma did this too!!
okay the dad at 3:42 sounds pretty rad tho
I prefer my cake boneless.
2:08 why do you have weeb..Weeb...Really autocorrect i meant weeb.....Im SO DONE WITH THUS
4:23 that's fucked up
3:33 is even better because it is written by a Ravenclaw
When we drive past hay bales we all wave and say hey hay