45 examples of what happens when you get too high

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  • SammyJ
    SammyJ Vor 9 Stunden

    THESE ARE ALL JUST BAD PUNS

  • Paiton Orlando
    Paiton Orlando Vor Tag

    Lol idk if this I correct but in my mind 2% milk = 2% milk 98% water
    Whole milk = 100% milk

  • Sean Corcoran
    Sean Corcoran Vor Tag

    this video enlightened me

  • peachyxpeaches
    peachyxpeaches Vor 2 Tage

    **hits blunt**
    *how did the person who invented the first clock know the time???*

  • ImpulseFTP
    ImpulseFTP Vor 2 Tage

    *hits blunt*
    *When liberating oil from other countries, America too has oil*

  • Alaska Ferris
    Alaska Ferris Vor 4 Tage

    3:24
    It's actually quite simple, you're deaf but not blind so people could communicate with you through sign language and they could give you books to read and teach you
    For instance if you were in the UK you would learn English
    Korean in Korea
    Japanese in Japan
    Maori in New Zealand

  • Romeo Frankenstein
    Romeo Frankenstein Vor 4 Tage

    as retarded as the dope smokers that wrote it.

  • The Worshipper Of Memes

    the first one is attacking me

  • Landon Makpah
    Landon Makpah Vor 6 Tage

    Yes

  • Lubra K. Shin
    Lubra K. Shin Vor 7 Tage

    Lol. Black people

  • Mercy Roque
    Mercy Roque Vor 9 Tage

    The sand one is Just like rust. Rust is red dust

  • revinevan87
    revinevan87 Vor 12 Tage

    it's called a dog pile when humans do it so why not any other creature?

  • GoatMan Man
    GoatMan Man Vor 12 Tage

    I once stared at a twizzler for a solid 10 minutes before tying it into a knot

  • Michael Darrow
    Michael Darrow Vor 12 Tage

    a synonym for synonym is poecilonym

  • xkjifkjceh cykbgko
    xkjifkjceh cykbgko Vor 12 Tage

    You're all high

  • Caden Jackson
    Caden Jackson Vor 12 Tage

    Synonym is synonymous with equivalent

  • _Lasha Kharbedia_
    _Lasha Kharbedia_ Vor 17 Tage

    *hits blunt*



    *james blunt*

  • Jan Pütz
    Jan Pütz Vor 18 Tage

    This is freaking me out. What the hell?

  • Delanya
    Delanya Vor 20 Tage

    4:14 the turtle literally *dies* their shells are part of their body

  • super craft
    super craft Vor 20 Tage

    *if an tomato is an fruit is ketchup an*
    *smoothie?*

  • super craft
    super craft Vor 20 Tage

    **the moment we realize were just an* *dying rock flying through space **

  • small autistic boy
    small autistic boy Vor 21 Tag

    *hits* *blunt*

    What if you actually hit a blunt?

  • Kougaji Sciacallo
    Kougaji Sciacallo Vor 23 Tage

    Me: I don't like robot voice videos... *Hears end rap* Well, I guess I'm watching this the rest of the night...

  • Nobodycares1253
    Nobodycares1253 Vor 23 Tage

    guys can anyone give me the pictures they used i would to use them for research

  • Chittaranjan Sau
    Chittaranjan Sau Vor 25 Tage

    Hots blunt

  • merc
    merc Vor 26 Tage

    the fat isnt 2% of the milk. it's 2% of what it would be for whole milk.

  • Inferno
    Inferno Vor 26 Tage

    Is my name the one my parents gave to me or is it brain? I've been questioning this for a while

  • Lieutenant Cros
    Lieutenant Cros Vor 27 Tage

    *hits blunt* Shirts come out of the closet. Shirts are gay.

  • Frosty Spade
    Frosty Spade Vor 28 Tage

    “how high are you?”
    “um like 5’2”

  • Spider Man
    Spider Man Vor Monat

    I eat the crust first.

  • Nerdy ThiccFox
    Nerdy ThiccFox Vor Monat

    High thoughts
    Hi thoughts
    Hi thots
    Hi sisters

  • geomex fly
    geomex fly Vor Monat

    did not need to get a blunt and still got high

  • Puggapoo
    Puggapoo Vor Monat +1

    5:24 milk in a nutshell

  • killer 2.0
    killer 2.0 Vor Monat +1

    *Hits blunt* Isn't it weird that we have a little voice in our heads but we don't now how it sounds

  • Liam Page
    Liam Page Vor Monat

    do you mean hits "bunt" with the 'l'. "bLunt" is an adjective to describe something not sharp. a "bunt" is what you are tryna describe

  • Steven Woolsey
    Steven Woolsey Vor Monat

    5:03 water tastes like water it is a common misconception that water is flavourless, it's like saying what do strawberries taste like, assuming that nothing else tastes like strawberries, they taste like strawberries

  • Steven Woolsey
    Steven Woolsey Vor Monat

    4:17 both

  • Steven Woolsey
    Steven Woolsey Vor Monat

    1:49 *cracks fingers* actually trees produce apples so that animals, like us, eat the seeds and then shite them out into soil and that's why apples have a high sugar content, to attract carriers for its baby's and the thing that is sad about this is if the trees knew if we didn't eat the seeds and even if we did we defecate in toilets not on the ground.

  • Jennifer Hernandez
    Jennifer Hernandez Vor Monat

    *The more you know*

  • Matej Šimun
    Matej Šimun Vor Monat

    How high are you?


    YES.

  • Random autist
    Random autist Vor Monat

    **sparks the biunt**
    if jake paul is logan paul's brother then how did they have incest sex to create eachother?

  • Daedric Blade
    Daedric Blade Vor Monat

    **Hits Blunt**
    Blunt: *Brah*

  • Boi Player4
    Boi Player4 Vor Monat

    3:26 Sign Language.

  • Boi Player4
    Boi Player4 Vor Monat

    1:49 Actually, trees want their fruit to be eaten. Wild animals would eat through the core and eat the seeds. Seeds are covered in a layer we can't digest. So I comes out the way they ate it. It gets planted within their poop. BOOM. Next generation.

  • Madi n' Miri
    Madi n' Miri Vor Monat

    **hits blunt** if more than one mouse is mice, why isn't more than one house hice?

  • xx_borkman_xx
    xx_borkman_xx Vor Monat

    A tail is just a soft leg

  • Darlene Dela Cruz
    Darlene Dela Cruz Vor Monat

    Lol I wish I knew peeps who question like this

  • Ian McNab
    Ian McNab Vor Monat

    *hits blunt*
    If you milk memes from Cowbelly, what would you call it? Stealing?

  • Ian McNab
    Ian McNab Vor Monat

    *Hits blunt*
    If it's called football, why don't you use ur feet?

  • kaminari says hai
    kaminari says hai Vor Monat

    50% of our DNA is shared with bananas.

  • kaminari says hai
    kaminari says hai Vor Monat

    why do we put the dollar sign before the amount of money, but with percentages we put the sign after.

  • Ad Victorium
    Ad Victorium Vor Monat

    2% milk
    98% cow sperm

  • Fetality
    Fetality Vor Monat

    3:29 So how does the baby talk

  • Vic Cypress
    Vic Cypress Vor Monat +1

    4:05
    Incorrect!
    When you spin the fidget spinner..
    You become the fidget spinner *spinner*

  • fps _iron
    fps _iron Vor Monat

    I literally play tanx on line better drunk, I study better drunk, ride mx or mtb bike and play violin or guitar better stoned... like seriously...

  • Muffins AndCream
    Muffins AndCream Vor Monat

    If someone reads a book called mind are they mind reading
    Why are comment awards called comment awards when the comments aren't being reward just featured?
    Is a sausage a male pigs long penis
    Why are goosebumps called goosebumps when there are no birds on them
    If you paint a painting aren't you the painting

  • Big Chungus
    Big Chungus Vor Monat

    This video is sooo good👌😂

  • Raul Gabriel
    Raul Gabriel Vor Monat

    That was deep

  • ally shook
    ally shook Vor Monat

    r/iam14andthisisdeep

  • Lola Nene
    Lola Nene Vor Monat +1

    3:43 its called *tea*

  • Hoondagan Boiz
    Hoondagan Boiz Vor Monat

    Dude i have gotten so high i tried to flush the toilet with the light switch and thought the flush plunger was broken when it wouldn't work

  • Ani Animations
    Ani Animations Vor Monat

    *hits blunt*

  • Anime Szczepek
    Anime Szczepek Vor Monat

    I am literally revising my life rn.

  • The Secret
    The Secret Vor 2 Monate

    5:13
    Wait wouldn’t we be as old as our parents too, considering we started from cells made when our parents were created?

  • Angeli Rosas
    Angeli Rosas Vor 2 Monate

    this vid. drove me crazy. I told my mom some of these things and she said "Get away. You're messing up my brain." and then i sat down laughing. My bro was watching tv, and i was apparently laughing too hard. He said "BE QUIET! I"M TRYING TO WATCH POKEMON!" which made me laugh harder.

  • humming bird
    humming bird Vor 2 Monate +1

    *This is beautiful*

  • Everest Malfoy
    Everest Malfoy Vor 2 Monate

    If you mop with a mop, and you wipe with a wipe, why don’t you broom with a broom? -me being weird last night

  • Lydia Peacock
    Lydia Peacock Vor 2 Monate

    Y’all the love of money is the root of all evil. Idiots read your Bible. lol and I know they were trying to be funny so you can hit me with the r/wooosh but I didnt deserve it.

  • Coopernova
    Coopernova Vor 2 Monate

    I was watching this while rocked and I kept just saying "thats right bro, this guy knows whats up"

  • V1p3r Progamer
    V1p3r Progamer Vor 2 Monate

    Bruh if spongebob is absorbent why doesn’t he absorb the water in bikini bottom?

  • DankMeme Lord555
    DankMeme Lord555 Vor 2 Monate

    I got high as a kite just from watching this video

  • rise of the doges
    rise of the doges Vor 2 Monate

    Hits blunt
    Blunt: ouch plz stop

  • HisEternity
    HisEternity Vor 2 Monate

    Rename the title "Question Reality Simulator" this is clickbait

  • HisEternity
    HisEternity Vor 2 Monate

    "how high are you"
    "*yEs*"

  • kingMomus theThird
    kingMomus theThird Vor 2 Monate

    ok but IS there a synonym for synonym?

  • Victorillo 377
    Victorillo 377 Vor 2 Monate +1

    Brain.exe stopped working

  • Z One
    Z One Vor 2 Monate

    *WHAT* ?

  • baby tyrant
    baby tyrant Vor 2 Monate

    No it wouldn't be beef it would be beets 😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • PhanFics! At The Disco
    PhanFics! At The Disco Vor 2 Monate

    1:06 WTH OMGG

  • Alice Kim
    Alice Kim Vor 2 Monate

    As someone who never gets high before, I feel high af watching this.

  • Adam Edge Copeland
    Adam Edge Copeland Vor 2 Monate

    3:17 No, you're just an unaware suicide bomber

  • Hot cocoa the killer
    Hot cocoa the killer Vor 2 Monate

    *hits blunt*
    Would animals live better lives without humans or would life really suck without us?
    I'm really not good at this

  • Ella McDonald
    Ella McDonald Vor 2 Monate

    What did I just watch??? 😂🤣😂

  • er3ctshun 69
    er3ctshun 69 Vor 2 Monate

    This shit got me questioning my reality

  • Ruby
    Ruby Vor 2 Monate

    *hits blunt*
    If you wear a shirt inverted, the universe wears you

  • ThatOneGuyKaboom
    ThatOneGuyKaboom Vor 2 Monate

    *hits blunt*
    Why the Fuck do people always get high in those tight ass hoodies

  • ThatOneGuyKaboom
    ThatOneGuyKaboom Vor 2 Monate +2

    Like how do deaf ppl think without words, and how can I hear the voice in my head and not hear it at the same time

  • boy .houisai
    boy .houisai Vor 2 Monate

    *hits blunt*
    since a blunt is pretty much flimsy (never tried hitting one, don't correct me) , you would have to hit it on a somewhat hard surface. assuming you hit it with your bare hands, it begs the question, do you feel pain or does the blunt feel pain?

  • boy .houisai
    boy .houisai Vor 2 Monate

    *hits haunt*
    if ghost activity peaks at 3am, is it a wave of ghosts continuously being more active then resting, or does it happen at all at once, which might mean like, hell, I don't know, 11:00 am is ghost activity time in the pacific ocean?

  • algernon
    algernon Vor 2 Monate

    the spongebob one is fucking stupid aint nobody puttin tampons in they ass

  • o of
    o of Vor 2 Monate +2

    There's an actual account called **hits blunt**
    Me: **hits blunt**
    -_-

  • THEGIRLWITH HORNS
    THEGIRLWITH HORNS Vor 2 Monate

    This video just blew my mind

  • Ennana Siraj
    Ennana Siraj Vor 2 Monate

    -I’ve lost it!- *ive found it*

  • BleuCheeseme
    BleuCheeseme Vor 2 Monate +1

    Wait if the the earth is round and light bends then would that mean if I look far enough I can see the back of my head?

  • Hey it’s me :/
    Hey it’s me :/ Vor 2 Monate

    HITS BLUNT
    ARE SLUGS HOMELESS SNAILS WITH OUT THEIR SHELL?🤣

  • Lilian Camille
    Lilian Camille Vor 2 Monate

    Many of these are valid questions

  • linux750
    linux750 Vor 2 Monate +2

    *Hits Blunt*
    The Native Americans were mostly peaceful because they smoked so much weed. If the European settlers smoked weed they could've coexisted peacefully and EVERYONE could've enjoyed Thanksgiving.

  • GDFanboy2015
    GDFanboy2015 Vor 2 Monate

    Every time he says Hits blunt, hit yourself with a random blunt object

  • Ignorant Doggo
    Ignorant Doggo Vor 2 Monate

    If you confuse a person who is confused and doesn't know if they are confused or not at the moment are you a confusion confusier?

  • Gamerpro 5521
    Gamerpro 5521 Vor 2 Monate

    I was watching this at 1 am and it is WAY to late for this kinda shit