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5:12 This guy clearly never heard of seagulls.
8:08 how did a computer know which pronunciation to use
You can unpress an elevator button, you just have to press it twice really quickly (Apparently it depends on the model of the elevator tho, so it might work on some)
That forest gump one is actually pretty funny
If vampires get killed by sunlight then they have to stay inside with no sunlight for their whole life because the moon reflects sunlight.
Pny and bologna don't rime it's just you uncultured pigs that can't pronounce it.
6:59 and other halarius jokes you can tell yourself!
Phineas (from phineas and ferb) notices Isabella more than DEclips comment section viewers and reddit users notice my comments/reddit posts.
The 256th day of the year is 9/11Also, it’s antipode day is 4/20
Hair is just a natural wig.
Too bad /r/showerthoughts no longer accepts new posts.But now, there’s /r/AnytimeThoughtsold.reddit.com/r/AnytimeThoughts
Humans made a device that helps them but worsens one of the most important body part
All I know is I’m the only person I know who will get random messages from hookers who randomly thought of me.
This video is 9:11
then it’s antipode will be 4:20www.reddit.com/r/AnytimeThoughts
Me forever thinking about something embarrassing I did:they will forever remember me for that. everybody else after a week: doesn't remember
OMG. I really find people with glasses very attractive. Especially when it really suits them. 💞💞💞
I don't know why but glasses have the negative effect on me. You could be a 10/10 perfect girl and put on glasses then I instantly see 5/10
I’m pretty sure masturbation doesn’t compare to when someone else does it
6:58 I hate that I’ll never know
This should just be called a giant mind fuck
DOES A STRAW HAVE ONE OR TWO HOLES
Gives credit good job 10/10 5 stars
Why dont anime characters kill eachother while they are monolouging? i mean just kill them.
i talk to myself more than i talk to people
the ending music always makes me think my powerbeats 3 is dying.
Show the names fuckwad
*I saw this meme it is not mine but its funny so credit to who made it up-*Does Lightning McQueen get Car insurance or life insurance
What if you have three fingers?
Justin Y is actually the internet talking to us.
Maybe all the criminals in the world are actually reincarnated bugs that are still angry for being killed.
6:57 the burning of the library of Alexandria might make this false
They say break a leg because they want you to get on cast.
Years ago, a friend told me, that ,while showering,he thought,"What if there's one tiny spot on your body,you just can't reach? It would never be as clean as the rest of you." I think about that sometimes.
Wait.So, just a few hundred years ago you would never know what you look like? You could feel your face, other people could tell you. But, your idea of "long blonde hair" might be different from theirs, meaning you would never get a true feeling on how you look.That sounds weird, and so strange.
You could find your reflection in a lot of places,way before a "few hundred years" ago. In still water.polished metal,and so on.If you're born blind,however you wouldn't know how anything looks.
4:58 That’s why I use three
Is r/showerthoughts made by a philosopher taking a bath?
Stephen Hillenburg died the only one knowing the secret formula.
Holy shit reddit time time to save to my memory
Just for 2023 so i can brag :)
''Every time you paint a room it gets a little smaller''
Did anyone else pause the video and try the pillow thing?
5:57 stop it
When you die it’s the same as before you were born
TAG also stands for "The Asshole Game"
Haha, jokes on you shower thoughts, my "friends" bulied me when I was a kid, and still do :'D (but because of it I learned to break off toxic relationships, recognize them, and very much value true friends. Cause now, though few, all my friends are real. Though I still have scars leftover from the legitimate abuse my ex "friends" put me through, I also gained a newfound intolerance for abuse, as well as a stronger eye for red flags, also some very good friends as well, ones that have been there for me and I have been there for as well. To anyone who is in any sort of abusive relationship, do not be afraid to lose friends if they treat you poorly. It is not worth it to suffer, just to keep a friend.....who doesn't even truly act like a friend.)
6:30 wo else did this?
6:24 Only partially true. I knew someone who had part of their face ripped off in a car accident. They saw it hanging on a piece of metal.
0:00 to 9:11 i.ytimg.com/vi/SFZfZuTICOY/hqdefault.jpg
4:43 Yes bitch,, speak tf up. These people wasting their lives on religion need to consider this
Who else checked to see is 6:29 is right
TAG stands for Touch And Go?! I thought it was called Tag because you tag the other people.
5:23Actually, I've heard that cold foods cool down your taste buds and make them somewhat less sensitive to that food's flavor. Heat apparently enhances your ability to taste things.
The brain named itself.
No one else has seen my real face either, just pictures and reflections. CUZ THATS HOW FUCKING LIGHT WORKS
I accidentally opened up Internet Explorer today. Help.
looks at time of video9:11youtube: DemDEMoNiTSed
what is your outro?
Ron in harry potter says the kids in the lower grades them are getting smaller i think that too also with the kids in the higher grades they seem a lot older than they are like when i was in 4th grade the 5th grades looked like fuckin high schoolers and that was in elementary school
Watching these while you're high is the worst thing bc it sends you on a thought spiral and freaks you out. Hehe
How come froak is pronounced Farouk but broke is pronounced Broak
3:08 Fucked me up dude, im still thinling about it what the FUCK
Age is just a number.
6:27 WHY DOES ANYBODY KNOW THIS
6:35 no. Zero is NOT in the middle. Yeah, ther are exactly as much numbers bigger zero as there are smaller zero. But that is true for every number. There are also as much numbers smaller than 25 as there are bigger than 25. Infinite.
NASA full form is Not an Alien Space Association*dun Dun DUN*
Snow is just cold sand
Glass is just frozen air
Tag isn't an acronym 😡Stupid internet lies
One day someone will draw a sexualised Black hole
In the cars universe, nascar is like track racing.
what voice over do u use
Does the video length lead to something???
What? Pony and Bologna don't rhyme
Actually most elevators if you press the button again it wont go to that floor
Sayori can relate to the “hang in there” 1
Food tastes different when it is cold because cool temperatures dull flavor. If you've ever tasted room temperature melted ice cream, it's sickly sweet compared to when it's frozen for that very reason.
A lot of this actually makes you think... o__o6:21 Me too...
0:00 imagine someone in a squeaky voice being like "what thE FUCK?"
6:20 - Oh god what the hell
its tru tho, we do cope with depression by making jokes about it.
I like the random thoughts one. I kind of want to know what people secretly think about me
WWE is redneck anime.
The dictionary is the ultimate self referential work.
A silent film is just a really long gif.
We stay up late because it feels good when we close our eyes
6:27 who just ran to their bedroom to try this
My IQ increased after watching this
My exact thought and answer when people try to convince me to go swimming 6:45
Do dogs speak in different dog languages like dachshunds are from Germany so do they speak German in dog?
If you only have 3 fingers ( thumb, index middle finger), would the index finger be the middle finger or the "middle" finger will be the same?
bologna isn't english
3:36 they obviously do have a reason. do you think they do absolutely nothing that whole time?
dragons don't have saliva?
sofas are boneless
I sleep with three
7:40 me in a nutshell
I was thinking about the joke,Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven ate nine.I never new why it was so funny I would just laugh because everyone else was. I'm 16 and found out a week ago.Also I didn't know a pickle was pickled cucumbers... my mom thought I was kidding when I said I didn't know. Now i'm locked outside my house praying she wont forget i'm still here.
Is it just me or that the r/showerthoughts logo looks like a lightbulb on some robot thing