The Reddit Awards (r/ShowerThoughts)

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  • Klinx
    Klinx Vor 5 Stunden

    4:37 I think I know that man, it’s me

  • TSrikeTWM
    TSrikeTWM Vor 5 Tage

    4:43 that's because we did something after we're alive. It's like accidentally deleting a minecraft map after you spent the last year turning into the largest fully functional theme park

  • Jets _fan55
    Jets _fan55 Vor 5 Tage


  • Saturn Girl
    Saturn Girl Vor 5 Tage

    5:22 holy heck the male siri is right

  • Guy Man
    Guy Man Vor 10 Tage

    During a relay race, I injured my shin, on a tiny toy ship. Relationship. Relaytionship. Relayshinship. Relayshinship.

  • _ _ Sanchez
    _ _ Sanchez Vor 18 Tage

    so i tried to post my own showerthought but the auto moderator screwed me. post if you want.

    when you put 1:00 in a microwave, that should be 100 seconds but it is 1 minute. how would you put in 100 seconds?

    shortened from my original, it was like 3 paragraphs.

  • Lag Player
    Lag Player Vor 19 Tage


  • sweetycheeks
    sweetycheeks Vor 21 Tag

    1:54 is so funny I died lol 😂

  • Calla Lilly
    Calla Lilly Vor 24 Tage

    1 billion seconds is 31.5 year!!! wow that one was a shocker

  • B123EE's Channel
    B123EE's Channel Vor 26 Tage +1

    There a chance this comment will have a butterfly effect and make you rich or it may ruin your life

  • Aesquawkea Truesdaloo
    Aesquawkea Truesdaloo Vor 26 Tage

    4:39 I actually find myself wondering if maybe soulmates do exist but they existed in a different time period so you would have no idea. Kind of relating to that one?

  • n . ø . p . e
    n . ø . p . e Vor 27 Tage

    Loved that 😂

  • MJ Music
    MJ Music Vor 27 Tage

    2nd is so true

  • Spongeborg The Ford
    Spongeborg The Ford Vor 28 Tage


  • SniperKing Sauron
    SniperKing Sauron Vor 28 Tage

    8:21, who else thought their battery died? ‘Ah shit here we go again’

  • Nemam Ime
    Nemam Ime Vor 28 Tage

    Video length is 9:11

  • PG3D LDRঊৣHiccupSM

    I sure hope I am the only one that still thinks about that cringes time I peed on others books in front of my crush in elementary school...

  • South Fork Fishing
    South Fork Fishing Vor Monat

    Anyone else pause and try at 6:35

  • David Kaiser
    David Kaiser Vor Monat

    7:26 really struck me with knowledge

  • Fazz Community
    Fazz Community Vor Monat

    My shower thought: Your aren't really washing yourself as the water only touches your skin and not the heart brain lungs, etc

  • Unknown Brony
    Unknown Brony Vor Monat

    You technically never see things in the present because light takes 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds to reach your retnes

  • JustASimple Octopus

    How is liking glasses a fetish😭

  • Pretzel HazelNut
    Pretzel HazelNut Vor Monat +1

    W⃟h⃟y⃟ d⃟o⃟ y⃟o⃟u⃟ c⃟u⃟t⃟ f⃟l⃟o⃟w⃟e⃟r⃟s⃟ w⃟h⃟e⃟n⃟ t⃟h⃟e⃟r⃟e⃟ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ?
    🅐🅝🅓 🅨🅞🅤 c̺͆u̺͆t̺͆ 🅨🅞🅤🅡🅢🅔🅛🅕 🅑🅔🅒🅐🅤🅢🅔 🅨🅞🅤🅡 n͜͡o͜͡t͜͡?

    This was my shower thought

  • Mika TBM
    Mika TBM Vor Monat

    7:54 Hearing that, I immediately thought of Pyrocynical.

  • Josh Graves
    Josh Graves Vor Monat

    If it was opposite day It wouldn’t be opposite day

  • thatcher conrad
    thatcher conrad Vor Monat

    actually, plants don't die during the fall or winter months, they shed their leaves so the don't die and to conserve energy

  • your roommate
    your roommate Vor Monat

    You can't get a hard on without squeezing your butthole

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Vor Monat

    People who are afraid of certain animals are just racists with extra steps. Think about it

  • rama of the future
    rama of the future Vor Monat

    98.8 mil more till you get to beat T-series

  • Jarno Datema
    Jarno Datema Vor Monat

    What if plants are farming us for our carbon dioxide and consume us after we die and decompose

  • Perkyset
    Perkyset Vor Monat

    4:26 not true look up the katsu extinguisher video

  • Anada Dawson
    Anada Dawson Vor Monat

    8:14 that is very weird...

  • Emmi Li
    Emmi Li Vor Monat +2

    If schools were DEclipsrs, then uniforms would be merch

  • The Bleach Seller
    The Bleach Seller Vor Monat

    teenage years are called teenage years because when you're a teen your age ends with "teen" ( 13,14,15,16,17)

  • Purple Nerple
    Purple Nerple Vor Monat

    If you suck your own dick, does that make you gay🏳️‍🌈

  • Let Me Catch my Son

    6:28 can confirm

  • Crazy T Crazy
    Crazy T Crazy Vor Monat

    How did these people remember these things when I come out of the shower I forget EVERYTHING.

  • Tojoe
    Tojoe Vor Monat

    0:22 I dont need laxatives Despacito does the Job just Fine

  • Sarah Nowak
    Sarah Nowak Vor Monat

    4:22 bold of you to assume I sleep for hours

  • Petr Zeman
    Petr Zeman Vor Monat

    I curse more than the "voice". My brain must be like: Stop that already!

  • Aadit Nagpal
    Aadit Nagpal Vor Monat

    6:21 - I just realised that now

  • Astroblaze the Reality Traverser

    5:53 okay *_w h a t_*
    yeah okay that makes being a billionaire versus a millionaire literally a billion times more impressive

  • auto p
    auto p Vor Monat

    Good for you

  • theAnarch
    theAnarch Vor Monat

    8:17 isn't necessarily true, if you stand really still, and accelerate someone born a few seconds before you to insane speeds, they will eventually become older than you.

  • chuppaciuk
    chuppaciuk Vor Monat

    Someone is the loneliest person without knowing it.

  • TheAutistic Tomboy
    TheAutistic Tomboy Vor Monat

    4:24 bold of you to assume I sleep and wear the clothes made for sleeping

  • JeffMans
    JeffMans Vor Monat

    You can never curse more than your mind.

  • Ethan Gentleman
    Ethan Gentleman Vor Monat

    Everybody on Earth knows each other through each other

  • Andy Madden
    Andy Madden Vor Monat

    01:34 In England, with the NHS, the whole " manufacturer's warranty" thing doesn't work.

  • MagicAwesome MukbangAsmr

    Shower thought: If I'm either being really loud or really quiet I'm prolly busy (well, really quiet could be I'm sleeping, but sleep IS an important activity that I don't want to be interrupted during, so it kinda still counts as a type of "busy"), but if I'm just making a moderate amount of noise, I could still be busy but there's a pretty good chance I'm just chilling.

  • MagicAwesome MukbangAsmr

    5:07 Ppl who were born famous like celebrities' children basically can do this.

  • Cracked Oreo
    Cracked Oreo Vor Monat +1

    somewhere out there there is a person who is the worst person out of them all and for all we know it could be you

  • Hunter Vaughn
    Hunter Vaughn Vor Monat

    video is 9:11 😂

  • Zachary Thompson
    Zachary Thompson Vor Monat

    Every thing in your life had led up to you reading this comment. Like to immediately know your true purpose in life.

  • Master Speller
    Master Speller Vor Monat

    These were a lot deeper than my shower thoughts. My shower thoughts are like ‘What and I gonna eat tomorrow.’

  • Myron Venero
    Myron Venero Vor Monat

    Best one yet


    This video is 9:11 minute long

  • Jon Doe
    Jon Doe Vor Monat

    We're all riding on a muddy moldy wet rock spinning at 1000mph warmed by a big ball hot gas drifting in infinte void of darkness and we don't know where exactly in universe we are nor how we even got here. We just started inventing shit and created religion and politics. We feel so sure of things, but nothing in laws of physics really makes any fucking sense.

  • Mike Buckley
    Mike Buckley Vor 2 Monate

    Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways

  • Darky
    Darky Vor 2 Monate

    Having a lot of movies and series released, you might accidentally create a scene from one of them without knowing

  • rubyamannmustdie 13
    rubyamannmustdie 13 Vor 2 Monate

    the barbie one is too damn true

  • Zoe Thomson
    Zoe Thomson Vor 2 Monate

    No one knows the loneliest person aww :(

  • Paper Chario
    Paper Chario Vor 2 Monate +1

    What the fuck

  • Nerex
    Nerex Vor 2 Monate +1

    the mary poppins one broke my brain

  • Dyllon Ng
    Dyllon Ng Vor 2 Monate +1

    5:12 This guy clearly never heard of seagulls.

  • Alex West
    Alex West Vor 2 Monate +1

    8:08 how did a computer know which pronunciation to use

  • Berber
    Berber Vor 2 Monate

    You can unpress an elevator button, you just have to press it twice really quickly (Apparently it depends on the model of the elevator tho, so it might work on some)

  • Dave Castre
    Dave Castre Vor 2 Monate

    That forest gump one is actually pretty funny

  • Snow Ball
    Snow Ball Vor 2 Monate +1

    If vampires get killed by sunlight then they have to stay inside with no sunlight for their whole life because the moon reflects sunlight.

  • the proud penguin
    the proud penguin Vor 2 Monate +1

    Pny and bologna don't rime it's just you uncultured pigs that can't pronounce it.

  • Saul T nutz
    Saul T nutz Vor 2 Monate

    6:59 and other halarius jokes you can tell yourself!

  • B.J. Hubbard
    B.J. Hubbard Vor 2 Monate

    Phineas (from phineas and ferb) notices Isabella more than DEclips comment section viewers and reddit users notice my comments/reddit posts.

  • B.J. Hubbard
    B.J. Hubbard Vor 2 Monate +1

    The 256th day of the year is 9/11
    Also, it’s antipode day is 4/20

  • leonhard schnagl
    leonhard schnagl Vor 2 Monate

    Hair is just a natural wig.

  • B.J. Hubbard
    B.J. Hubbard Vor 2 Monate

    Too bad /r/showerthoughts no longer accepts new posts.
    But now, there’s /r/AnytimeThoughts

  • TheDiamondTea [Otaku with a Aspen Wand]

    Humans made a device that helps them but worsens one of the most important body part

  • Troy Staunton
    Troy Staunton Vor 2 Monate

    All I know is I’m the only person I know who will get random messages from hookers who randomly thought of me.

  • r1reilly xsw
    r1reilly xsw Vor 2 Monate

    This video is 9:11

    • B.J. Hubbard
      B.J. Hubbard Vor 2 Monate

      then it’s antipode will be 4:20

  • the Stevens Kids
    the Stevens Kids Vor 2 Monate +1

    Me forever thinking about something embarrassing I did:they will forever remember me for that. everybody else after a week: doesn't remember

  • Jabami Yumeko
    Jabami Yumeko Vor 2 Monate

    OMG. I really find people with glasses very attractive. Especially when it really suits them. 💞💞💞

  • F1shyBRO
    F1shyBRO Vor 2 Monate

    I don't know why but glasses have the negative effect on me. You could be a 10/10 perfect girl and put on glasses then I instantly see 5/10

  • Asian Octopus
    Asian Octopus Vor 2 Monate

    I’m pretty sure masturbation doesn’t compare to when someone else does it

  • Spodifyy
    Spodifyy Vor 2 Monate

    6:58 I hate that I’ll never know

  • Amy Young
    Amy Young Vor 2 Monate

    This should just be called a giant mind fuck

  • what is love?
    what is love? Vor 2 Monate


  • Germie Eats!
    Germie Eats! Vor 2 Monate

    Gives credit good job 10/10 5 stars

  • Mariette Corveleijn
    Mariette Corveleijn Vor 2 Monate +1

    Why dont anime characters kill eachother while they are monolouging? i mean just kill them.

  • Tela Dykes
    Tela Dykes Vor 2 Monate +1

    i talk to myself more than i talk to people

  • Peter Griffin
    Peter Griffin Vor 2 Monate

    the ending music always makes me think my powerbeats 3 is dying.

  • Chef_Roach
    Chef_Roach Vor 2 Monate

    Show the names fuckwad

  • TotallyNot Hayden
    TotallyNot Hayden Vor 2 Monate +13

    *I saw this meme it is not mine but its funny so credit to who made it up-*

    Does Lightning McQueen get Car insurance or life insurance

    • Roman Kopp
      Roman Kopp Vor 28 Tage

      He's a living car, so probably both I'd imagine, lol. If he dies there will still be a car. Now that I'm thinking about it, the life insurance would probably just cover mental health since any physical damage is to a car... ffs my brain hurts now, lmao.

    • Astroblaze the Reality Traverser
      Astroblaze the Reality Traverser Vor Monat

      I heard a really good explanation of this once and I'd love to share it but I don't remember what it was anymore :(

  • flyinggoatman
    flyinggoatman Vor 2 Monate

    What if you have three fingers?

  • T. Fairuz
    T. Fairuz Vor 2 Monate

    Justin Y is actually the internet talking to us.

  • David Barrios
    David Barrios Vor 2 Monate

    Maybe all the criminals in the world are actually reincarnated bugs that are still angry for being killed.

  • Eli Burchell
    Eli Burchell Vor 2 Monate +1

    6:57 the burning of the library of Alexandria might make this false

  • Kaylen H.
    Kaylen H. Vor 2 Monate

    They say break a leg because they want you to get on cast.

  • Christel Headington
    Christel Headington Vor 2 Monate

    Years ago, a friend told me, that ,while showering,he thought,"What if there's one tiny spot on your body,you just can't reach? It would never be as clean as the rest of you." I think about that sometimes.

  • Teh finest moosic
    Teh finest moosic Vor 2 Monate

    So, just a few hundred years ago you would never know what you look like? You could feel your face, other people could tell you. But, your idea of "long blonde hair" might be different from theirs, meaning you would never get a true feeling on how you look.

    That sounds weird, and so strange.

    • Christel Headington
      Christel Headington Vor 2 Monate

      You could find your reflection in a lot of places,way before a "few hundred years" ago. In still water.polished metal,and so on.If you're born blind,however you wouldn't know how anything looks.

  • dK SoulTaker
    dK SoulTaker Vor 2 Monate

    That’s why I use three

  • fulcrum 29
    fulcrum 29 Vor 2 Monate

    Is r/showerthoughts made by a philosopher taking a bath?