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4:37 I think I know that man, it’s me
4:43 that's because we did something after we're alive. It's like accidentally deleting a minecraft map after you spent the last year turning into the largest fully functional theme park
5:22 holy heck the male siri is right
During a relay race, I injured my shin, on a tiny toy ship. Relationship. Relaytionship. Relayshinship. Relayshinship.
so i tried to post my own showerthought but the auto moderator screwed me. post if you want.when you put 1:00 in a microwave, that should be 100 seconds but it is 1 minute. how would you put in 100 seconds?shortened from my original, it was like 3 paragraphs.
1:54 is so funny I died lol 😂
1 billion seconds is 31.5 year!!! wow that one was a shocker
There a chance this comment will have a butterfly effect and make you rich or it may ruin your life
4:39 I actually find myself wondering if maybe soulmates do exist but they existed in a different time period so you would have no idea. Kind of relating to that one?
Loved that 😂
2nd is so true
8:21, who else thought their battery died? ‘Ah shit here we go again’
Video length is 9:11
I sure hope I am the only one that still thinks about that cringes time I peed on others books in front of my crush in elementary school...
Anyone else pause and try at 6:35
7:26 really struck me with knowledge
My shower thought: Your aren't really washing yourself as the water only touches your skin and not the heart brain lungs, etc
You technically never see things in the present because light takes 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds to reach your retnes
How is liking glasses a fetish😭
W⃟h⃟y⃟ d⃟o⃟ y⃟o⃟u⃟ c⃟u⃟t⃟ f⃟l⃟o⃟w⃟e⃟r⃟s⃟ w⃟h⃟e⃟n⃟ t⃟h⃟e⃟r⃟e⃟ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ?🅐🅝🅓 🅨🅞🅤 c̺͆u̺͆t̺͆ 🅨🅞🅤🅡🅢🅔🅛🅕 🅑🅔🅒🅐🅤🅢🅔 🅨🅞🅤🅡 n͜͡o͜͡t͜͡?This was my shower thought
7:54 Hearing that, I immediately thought of Pyrocynical.
If it was opposite day It wouldn’t be opposite day
actually, plants don't die during the fall or winter months, they shed their leaves so the don't die and to conserve energy
You can't get a hard on without squeezing your butthole
People who are afraid of certain animals are just racists with extra steps. Think about it
98.8 mil more till you get to beat T-series
What if plants are farming us for our carbon dioxide and consume us after we die and decompose
4:26 not true look up the katsu extinguisher video
8:14 that is very weird...
If schools were DEclipsrs, then uniforms would be merch
teenage years are called teenage years because when you're a teen your age ends with "teen" ( 13,14,15,16,17)
If you suck your own dick, does that make you gay🏳️🌈
6:28 can confirm
How did these people remember these things when I come out of the shower I forget EVERYTHING.
0:22 I dont need laxatives Despacito does the Job just Fine
4:22 bold of you to assume I sleep for hours
I curse more than the "voice". My brain must be like: Stop that already!
6:21 - I just realised that now
5:53 okay *_w h a t_*yeah okay that makes being a billionaire versus a millionaire literally a billion times more impressive
Good for you
8:17 isn't necessarily true, if you stand really still, and accelerate someone born a few seconds before you to insane speeds, they will eventually become older than you.
Someone is the loneliest person without knowing it.
4:24 bold of you to assume I sleep and wear the clothes made for sleeping
You can never curse more than your mind.
Everybody on Earth knows each other through each other
01:34 In England, with the NHS, the whole " manufacturer's warranty" thing doesn't work.
Shower thought: If I'm either being really loud or really quiet I'm prolly busy (well, really quiet could be I'm sleeping, but sleep IS an important activity that I don't want to be interrupted during, so it kinda still counts as a type of "busy"), but if I'm just making a moderate amount of noise, I could still be busy but there's a pretty good chance I'm just chilling.
5:07 Ppl who were born famous like celebrities' children basically can do this.
somewhere out there there is a person who is the worst person out of them all and for all we know it could be you
video is 9:11 😂
Every thing in your life had led up to you reading this comment. Like to immediately know your true purpose in life.
These were a lot deeper than my shower thoughts. My shower thoughts are like ‘What and I gonna eat tomorrow.’
Best one yet
This video is 9:11 minute long
We're all riding on a muddy moldy wet rock spinning at 1000mph warmed by a big ball hot gas drifting in infinte void of darkness and we don't know where exactly in universe we are nor how we even got here. We just started inventing shit and created religion and politics. We feel so sure of things, but nothing in laws of physics really makes any fucking sense.
Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways
Having a lot of movies and series released, you might accidentally create a scene from one of them without knowing
the barbie one is too damn true
No one knows the loneliest person aww :(
What the fuck
the mary poppins one broke my brain
5:12 This guy clearly never heard of seagulls.
8:08 how did a computer know which pronunciation to use
You can unpress an elevator button, you just have to press it twice really quickly (Apparently it depends on the model of the elevator tho, so it might work on some)
That forest gump one is actually pretty funny
If vampires get killed by sunlight then they have to stay inside with no sunlight for their whole life because the moon reflects sunlight.
Pny and bologna don't rime it's just you uncultured pigs that can't pronounce it.
6:59 and other halarius jokes you can tell yourself!
Phineas (from phineas and ferb) notices Isabella more than DEclips comment section viewers and reddit users notice my comments/reddit posts.
The 256th day of the year is 9/11Also, it’s antipode day is 4/20
Hair is just a natural wig.
Too bad /r/showerthoughts no longer accepts new posts.But now, there’s /r/AnytimeThoughtsold.reddit.com/r/AnytimeThoughts
Humans made a device that helps them but worsens one of the most important body part
All I know is I’m the only person I know who will get random messages from hookers who randomly thought of me.
This video is 9:11
then it’s antipode will be 4:20www.reddit.com/r/AnytimeThoughts
Me forever thinking about something embarrassing I did:they will forever remember me for that. everybody else after a week: doesn't remember
OMG. I really find people with glasses very attractive. Especially when it really suits them. 💞💞💞
I don't know why but glasses have the negative effect on me. You could be a 10/10 perfect girl and put on glasses then I instantly see 5/10
I’m pretty sure masturbation doesn’t compare to when someone else does it
6:58 I hate that I’ll never know
This should just be called a giant mind fuck
DOES A STRAW HAVE ONE OR TWO HOLES
Gives credit good job 10/10 5 stars
Why dont anime characters kill eachother while they are monolouging? i mean just kill them.
i talk to myself more than i talk to people
the ending music always makes me think my powerbeats 3 is dying.
Show the names fuckwad
*I saw this meme it is not mine but its funny so credit to who made it up-*Does Lightning McQueen get Car insurance or life insurance
He's a living car, so probably both I'd imagine, lol. If he dies there will still be a car. Now that I'm thinking about it, the life insurance would probably just cover mental health since any physical damage is to a car... ffs my brain hurts now, lmao.
I heard a really good explanation of this once and I'd love to share it but I don't remember what it was anymore :(
What if you have three fingers?
Justin Y is actually the internet talking to us.
Maybe all the criminals in the world are actually reincarnated bugs that are still angry for being killed.
6:57 the burning of the library of Alexandria might make this false
They say break a leg because they want you to get on cast.
Years ago, a friend told me, that ,while showering,he thought,"What if there's one tiny spot on your body,you just can't reach? It would never be as clean as the rest of you." I think about that sometimes.
Wait.So, just a few hundred years ago you would never know what you look like? You could feel your face, other people could tell you. But, your idea of "long blonde hair" might be different from theirs, meaning you would never get a true feeling on how you look.That sounds weird, and so strange.
You could find your reflection in a lot of places,way before a "few hundred years" ago. In still water.polished metal,and so on.If you're born blind,however you wouldn't know how anything looks.
4:58 That’s why I use three
Is r/showerthoughts made by a philosopher taking a bath?